Just Hungry and Greedy

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Dom Roberts 0:00
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Maya Umemoto Gorman 0:16
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Dom Roberts 0:31
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Maya Umemoto Gorman 0:47
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Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:17
Not a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Go get that water. Sorry. Go get that water.
Dom Roberts 1:29
Today I'm snacking on some Cape Cod original sea salt with cottage cheese and mustard.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:35
I just had a mini kind bar and dots. I'm having a dots homestyle pretzel. Actually not with cottage cheese and mustard because bitch, she's like, anyway.
Dom Roberts 1:44
Oh, she's on bullshit. Well, she was on. Okay. And let me know. I don't want to misquote, but if I remember correctly, it was like when, when the ice things were going down, she was on some like some crazy shit. So for that, No.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:58
So for that.
Dom Roberts 1:59
Go get that water. Yeah. Hey.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:03
Hey, y'all.
Dom Roberts 2:04
Dude, I was going to bring something up, but I forgot what it was.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:06
Was it my last night's greed? No. The greed that I had last night?
Dom Roberts 2:10
No.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:11
Guys, well, shout out Doc Martin. Shout out Destin, Conrad. um you know which shout out like literally best collab that's ever hit the world thank you like best boy brand since one direction thank you um but Destin had a event with Doc Martens yesterday and we went and sorry like me like trying to like swallow and no I know it's like let her hey let her cook let her cook um and we went and And when I went to that event last night, because low key, we've been running this thing where like we have stuff during the day and stuff at night. Well, yeah. Which has been just like everything.
Dom Roberts 2:48
And that continues tonight. But we could talk about that later.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:50
Like Maya and I have been together like every single day and night for like four days straight. And it's actually been like really fun. But the side quests are fun. The side quests are fun. But it's just like, oh, wow. And I did bring a chicken bake to the stew. So I'm sorry. I'm jealous. I love a chicken bake. So with that being said, we went to the event last night and I was just like so fucking hungry that dead the fuck ass. It's just like really bad. But we were like at the event and there was like I went turned to my and I was like, hey, like, do you think there's food here?
Dom Roberts 3:26
Mind you, I knew there was food because I always look at the invite and I'm like, does it say light bites?
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:30
Yeah.
Dom Roberts 3:31
Yes or no.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:31
Which By chance, if you work for a brand or are a brand owner and you're thinking about having an event, if you're not going to have food... honestly rework that budget so you can have food because it's like, I'm letting you know right now, I will stay at an event for hours if there's food. Like I just will, like, especially since that one was like kind of dinner time-ish that I was like.
Dom Roberts 3:57
And they breadcrumb you, when they do the trays, they do the breadcrumbs and you wait for the next tray and like.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 4:01
Yeah, no, it was giving like catering hors d'oeuvres. And shout out Megan, who was working the bar.
Dom Roberts 4:08
Big shout out Megan, who didn't judge me when I asked for olives with my Coke. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 4:13
Which the olives and Coke was so good. Because here's the thing.
Dom Roberts 4:19
Mind you, cheeks full. I'm talking like this is crazy.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 4:22
coke delicious with a lime delicious then i was seeing the martinis and i was getting jealous of the olives then you just combine the two because who cares genuinely who cares who cares i'm just wondering who gives a rat's piss um with that being said i saw the first tray which was chicken meatballs ate that then the second tray was french fries which

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