Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this holiday gaming episode?
Hello, fellow gamers, and welcome to the Video Gamers Podcast. The holiday season is here, and what better way to celebrate than by giving gifts to those we love? On today's episode, we're going to be doing just that, but But with a bit of a twist. But first, some introductions are in order. I am your host, Josh. And joining me, I'm giving him a subscription to the Bandana of the Month Club.
And I'm torn between gifting him a copy of Elden Ring, Remnant 2, or Path of Exile 2. It's Ryan.
I will happily take the Bandana of the Month Club. I very much appreciate that gift. The others, eh. I don't know.
Which one would you pick, Ryan? Elden Ring, Remnant 2, Path of Exile 2?
I would probably say Remnant 2 because we could play together and that at least will alleviate some of the pain and misery. All right, gifting Ryan a copy of Remnant 2 right now. No, you have to play. You have to.
Yeah, you said you would, man.
You have it.
You have to play. You can't give the gift back either. Oh, man. Ryan, we... Dude, I'm ready. I love when we have stupid topics, man.
Oh, it's great.
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Chapter 2: How do Josh and Ryan choose gifts for iconic video game characters?
There you go. I looked up a little bit of Swedish there. So that's only for Soul Beetle and our other Swedish listeners. Nobody else has any idea what I just said.
Now I want a Swedish listener to send in an audio clip of how you're supposed to actually say it.
I would love that. So Soul Beetle's in our Discord. He can attach a little audio file and show us how bad I butchered that. Hey, the important thing is you tried. You know, you tried. You know, E for effort, right? Yep. All right, Ryan. And then we absolutely love reviews. We finally hit over 1,000 ratings on Spotify.
We did it. Road to 1,000, brother.
We did it, man. Apple is, you know, people, it's a little bit harder to leave a review on Apple because it's like people want to actually write a written review. But we love reading the written reviews as well. And if you leave us one, there's a good chance we're going to read it on the show. This one comes in from Count Winston.
And it says, I swear I got up this morning, not quite sure about my place in this world. My headshot count is down. My KD ratio is low and I can barely dodge roll my way through Elden Ring anymore. My old hands were thinking about putting my controller up for good. But today I heard these buttery smooth voices coming from the Video Gamers podcast.
Like a king leading his troops into battle, this podcast has inspired me to pick my controller back up and charge into glory. It's the best podcast ever. Signed, Lighthouse Bengal. Oh, that's so good.
I know.
I want to charge into battle.
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Chapter 3: What gift does Ryan suggest for Dave the Diver?
Little sinus infection going on?
Yeah.
You know, no biggie.
Oh, man. Well, that's up to you, my man.
I'm going to say let's call this one a tie since we both thought about the same thing, which is really just trying to take care of Arthur's health. Yeah, we just care, man. That's all. We just care. We love you, Arthur. All right. Oh, boy. Things are going to get weird, man. Famously, and I'll be honest, I don't remember the episode that this character came about.
I just remember Paul kind of going off the rails on whatever it was.
Which is not normally Paul.
Is not normally Paul. And man, I wish I could remember the episode off the top of my head. It was another one of these just silly kind of stupid episodes. But Paul nominated his Rust character. Paul's Rust character. And he literally said, it's Paul's Rust character. And we went, what? What are you talking about?
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What unique gift does Josh come up with for GLaDOS?
Bowser's been around for a long time. What has Bowser been doing for all that time? He's been chasing Princess Peach. Just over and over. Unsuccessfully.
Well, partially. I mean, he gets her, but then she gets taken back.
So what I'm going to do... I'm going to give Bowser a couple dating apps. No. And Bowser needs to find himself a new girl. No. Bowser's got to move on, man. She's not interested. You keep kidnapping her. Mario keeps saving the day. Bro, you got to take the hint. Move on. Let's find you someone you match with. Whatever dating app you want to use to get there, you can do it.
But we're going to find Bowser some love in a different place than Princess Peach. Oh my goodness, Ryan.
Okay. We have to say this just for the integrity of the show. We did not share our gifts with each other before recording. Oh, are you kidding again? I am not joking. I have it right here. My gift to Bowser because he's always thirsting over the ladies and he's always trying to find a date and he just keeps capturing Princess Peach. I got Bowser a membership to Tinder Select.
What?
Which costs $499 a month. I didn't even know this was a thing. What? A month? Yes, apparently. Because I was like, isn't there like subscriptions for Tinder or something like that? That's what we got to talk about. $500 a month? Are you kidding me? I looked it up and I said, what are the different Tinder memberships?
And apparently there's like the normal ones, but then there's an invite only one. I guess if you're like a multimillionaire or something.
Oh, okay.
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