Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a Global Player original podcast.
Get people to work through the night. I'd work through the night because you probably get double time. Please, can I have a bra? That's weird. What a weirdo. Oh, when he used you and they were like, I had the baby a month ago. Oh yeah, Amber's organising my baby shower because she forgot about the last two. Emo, your game sucks. Oh, wow.
Chapter 2: What are Vogue's thoughts on Gigi's birthday request?
Okay. I can't bear looking at Margot Robbie. I can't bear it. She's honestly too pretty. It's just not right.
Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. This is a main episode. Oh my God, here we are again.
I always think Amber looks like she shouldn't be caught outside of school and she's wearing those glasses. These are your glasses. I know, they don't look like that on me. You look like dangerous around playgrounds. Vogue. You can't say stuff like that. She's like, can I touch your boobies so I can push it because it's squishy.
And then she's like, I want boobie pads, pink boobie pads for my birthday. Oh, for God's sake. I said, no, Gigi, you ain't getting no pink booby pads. We've spoken about this. Wait till she sees mine. If she's boob obsessed. Don't let emo around her. Jesus. She'll have a fecking field day. But I bought her a swimsuit in Spain. It's a spawn for just in the summer when we were there.
And there was boob pads in it. And then she loved it. But I didn't see the boob pads. So when I saw the boob pods, I took the boob pods out and then she flat out refused to wear it. Well, flat being the operative word there. Lots of, I saw actually a video on social and a mother was giving out about how inappropriate it is that they put the, oh my God, what am I trying to say? What is it called?
The padding in for children. And I would agree it is inappropriate. Yeah. I was bloody desperate to get a bra. I forced mom into Denae's boutique to get me a bra. I mean, the AA's wouldn't even fit me. Like 28 AA is where I started. And I was like, please, can I have a bra? Amber was just swallowing her own with her fucking blue bus, shoving them in my face.
Ah, they came, they took a while to come on, but Jesus, when they did, holy God, bruv. I know, I saw Amber Bloom and I was like, oh, I'll be next. I'll be next. And I still say that. The excitement when I got my period, because I got my period like a year or two, probably two years, if not three after all my friends. Hallelujah! When did you get yours? What age were you? The 15s. God, I was 16.
Maybe 14. Oh my God, what the fuck is wrong with me? Maybe that's why my boobs haven't popped up yet. When did you get yours, Emma?
I think I was either 13 or 14.
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Chapter 3: What is free bleeding and why do Vogue and Amber disagree with it?
Fucking hell, she's a great actress. Wow. We went out for our meal anyway. Naomi came with us and we're trying to play like who's taking the leftovers. And Naomi ended up with the leftovers. We're playing... I am allergic. I left a restaurant today, a fancy restaurant, right, with Spano.
I left a fancy-ish restaurant and I made him take the two bottles of water with us because I was like, I'm not wasting them. I am allergic to wasting anything. So there wasn't even that much Indian left, but there was enough for like a meal, maybe, like you'd be happy to have that. Small little...
a small little like yeah a little lunch if you weren't being a slob like we were that night and so we took it away and I was taking it because Amber certainly didn't want it she was going down to town and Naomi would dream of taking the Indian with her and so anyway I went to the toilet and asked Naomi to hold the bag for me and then we're walking out and obviously I got in the car and I was like shite
I left the Indian. And then I was like, I'm after not only wasting the food, I've now wasted the bloody cartons they put them in for me to take home. And I was furious. And then Naomi came up the next day. I was giving her a present of something. And she came up the next day and I was like, oh, Naomi, I felt so bad about that Indian waste and all that. And she goes, well, it didn't go to waste.
She went home. and ate it when she got home after sitting down for a full meal Naomi can't even open it like if you go to her house and you open a bag of crisps she makes you take them with her with you because if you don't she'll eat the entire like family-sized bag of crisps I love how Vogue popped in there so Naomi came up because I was giving her a gift or something
I'm so generous. I even never had the leftovers, even though I really wanted them. But after that, anyway, off I went into town.
The gift I have ready for you, you can go shove it up your foot.
Hopefully I'm not free bleeding at the time. I want to meet this community of free bleeders. They obviously don't care too much for their clothes or their like furniture. Nudists are like, I find like, that must feel nice, but there's a nude beach in St. Barrett's and it's like part of a non-nude beach.
But you kind of find yourself just swimming a little bit further and having a peak, like a little perv. You can never see anything because they're on the beach. They're too far away. No. No. So anyway, come here.
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