Is It OK for a 47-Year-Old Woman to Sleep With a 21-Year-Old?

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Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane 39 min 2 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 2 days ago
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What is the opening story about the paparazzi encounter?

Graham Norton 0:00
Paparazzi pictures are weird because normally you know they're being taken, but sometimes you really don't. And then a picture will show up at the paper, you're like, where the hell were they hiding?
Maria McErlane 0:08
I don't think we are judging enough of men, but we are very quick us Joan Collins, we are very quick to judge women with younger partners.
Graham Norton 0:17
Producer David tells me the response to this dilemma is the biggest response we've ever had. And it's totally spit people on either side. Stop. Look, listen. It's a brand new episode of Wanging On with Graham and Maria. It's our safe space for so so advice. How are you today?
Maria McErlane 0:36
I thought that intro was quite camp.
Graham Norton 0:38
Did you like it? Mm-hmm. Well, I don't I don't know if you liked it, but
Maria McErlane 0:40
I really would like you to do it as a musical though now.
Graham Norton 0:43
Well, we are uh you know, post post Edinburgh. We're working it up into a musical show. I think so, yeah. We're recasting, obviously. Uh but
Maria McErlane 0:53
What about my contemporary dance? Everyone loves that there. No,
Graham Norton 0:56
you can come on and do that in act two.

How did Graham end up with an embarrassing photo at a funeral?

Graham Norton 0:57
Yeah.
Maria McErlane 0:58
With a bag over my neck.
Graham Norton 0:59
Real Maria can do the contemporary dance.
Maria McErlane 1:02
I can't do the singing.
Unknown 1:05
Hey.
Graham Norton 1:06
Hey, you should because you are now an online celebrity. Yes, I am. How did you find this out? Anyway, tell people what's happened.
Maria McErlane 1:15
Yes. Um I uh a friend of mine, Jeremy, Av Mutter Jeremy was kind of, you know, property pawning one evening, uh looking around and looking in Hastings, and then he spotted me on Google Earth. So you're one of the blurry people. I'm one of a I'm a blurry people. I've made it into blurry people land. Hooray! Did they just blow your face? Yeah. Okay, but they really should have blurred everything because I was wearing leg warmers. I was wearing leg warmers. Free
Graham Norton 1:42
contemporary dance. Yep.
Maria McErlane 1:43
I think I'd just been to a contemporary dance class. And also it must have been a long time ago because Rafi was very small and not used to walking on a lead. So he's kind of very hunched like that. I think I was dragging him. And he's got his tail very much tucked between his legs.

Is it okay to change a baby on a friend’s living‑room floor?

Maria McErlane 2:00
Oh. But sort of got me to thinking, wow, you know, you just don't know. I n I was not aware of a Google van going past. Oh, that was
Graham Norton 2:09
Street View.
Maria McErlane 2:10
That was on the Street View, yes.
Graham Norton 2:12
On satellite the satellite aerial view, another friend, Clem. Oh yes,
Maria McErlane 2:16
Clem.
Graham Norton 2:17
Uh he sent me uh an aerial view of our old house and you can see our dogs, Bailey and Madge, are sunbathing and you can zoom in and Bailey's like a big rug and then Madge is curled up by the the front.
Maria McErlane 2:33
A
Graham Norton 2:33
satellite a satellite crashed into them.
Maria McErlane 2:37
So no, I am on I'm not on Google Earth. I am on Street View.
Graham Norton 2:41
So they can't see you from space yet.
Maria McErlane 2:42
They can't see and no, it's annoying, isn't it? Uh so I'm just kind of like there. Uh it's kind of it makes you think, well, they've stolen my soul. Because people didn't want photographs taken in the olden days because they felt it was stealing their soul. I felt like that. Without my permission. I mean, and I'm used to kind of people taking photographs. Of course.
Graham Norton 3:01
Paparazzi,
Maria McErlane 3:02
never far away. Not that much, not that much. But I I do remember us going, I think we've talked about this, haven't we, when we went to Dirty Dancing. Oh
Graham Norton 3:10
I don't think we've talked about it on this podcast, weirdly. Have
Maria McErlane 3:13
we?
Graham Norton 3:13
No. We've talked about it on the radio, but I
Maria McErlane 3:14
don't think we've ever discussed it here. It was quite a good after party, shall we just say that?
Graham Norton 3:18
We had a good time.
Maria McErlane 3:19
We had a good time, and then when we came out, there were the paparazzi there, the Graham obviously, with some bird that it taken. And uh I stupidly, because I can, did quite a high kick. And

What etiquette should be followed when a guest leaves a dirty diaper bag?

Maria McErlane 3:34
But it was so fast and I had no idea how fast shutter speeds work. And so therefore there was a massive photograph of my undercarriage. But you know, it me it was panted.
Graham Norton 3:47
Yes, but it but it uh just so people know how high your leg went up, the the bit where the the the the denier of the tight changes
Maria McErlane 3:56
Deneer of the pants. I didn't think I was wearing tights. Well you know I thought you were wearing tights when you No, no, no. It was no. It was um summertime. So it was literally just legs and pant.

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