My Husband Sleeps Naked... From The Waist Down?!

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Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane 35 min 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 14 days ago
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What can’t Chat GPT actually do?

Graham Norton 0:00
Winnie the Pooh, happily, as a children's character, does not have a c tank. But uh But does it just does it just thoughtfully scrub it it original original drawings. Massive drawings. Really massive.
Maria McErlane 0:13
Have
Graham Norton 0:13
you
Unknown 0:13
seen an episode of Vera?
Maria McErlane 0:14
You can't get a thing past her! No. She's all over everything.
Graham Norton 0:19
As you read that first line, I started to drift off.
Maria McErlane 0:23
I can see you
Graham Norton 0:24
drifting off.
Graham Norton 0:35
Well, at the bells ring out, rejoice. It's time for another edition of Wanging On. Uh that is Maria over there. I'm Graham Norton and for the next half hour or so we're uh dishing out dubious advice. That's about that the size of it. Yes,
Maria McErlane 0:48
I'm Maria McCurling, should anyone wish to book me.
Graham Norton 0:53
I thought I thought I heard you doing an ad the other day. Yeah, really? Yeah, we I was in the back of a cab and I said to my husband, Is that Maria? And he went, No, get your ears tested.
Maria McErlane 1:02
Oh.
Graham Norton 1:02
Yeah. It's
Maria McErlane 1:03
probably AI. Oh, do you think? It's probably someone
Graham Norton 1:06
who bought the EuroTrash back catalogue and a fed you into a computer.
Maria McErlane 1:09
Ah yes. Do you know what? The other day I had to do for my book, which is hopefully coming out soon. Um, they asked me to do like a biogue and then a brief precy and then a longer pracy, and then where would I sit on the shelf other authors that might be similar and who would I appeal to?
Graham Norton 1:27
What did you say? Jane Eyre?
Maria McErlane 1:28
No, I tell you what I did. I put Jane Eyre. Very good. I put the entire hundred and five thousand words into AI which was stupid because they'll probably publish it now before me.
Graham Norton 1:43
Yes, you did just give your book to AI. I know but what did AI come back out? Oh some twaddle.
Maria McErlane 1:51
You know me so well. But like what did No, it came back with a list of people where I'm similar to, one of which was Lissa Evans, our old friend who used to produce, yes, old baggage, etcetera. Yeah, yeah. Um, and uh Boy Called Ove, which I never read but that. And a couple of other authors.
Graham Norton 2:10
But did it was it able to do a praise of the the story?
Maria McErlane 2:12
No, I d I praised it myself.
Graham Norton 2:14
Oh, okay.
Maria McErlane 2:14
But I just put it through AI so that it could s find out similar authors.
Graham Norton 2:18
And what did it I mean, d and you agreed with what it said?
Maria McErlane 2:21
I did kind of agree and also the really irritating thing which made me go, AI is so frightening, is it took like eight minutes for it to digest hundred and five thousand words and produce a list of similar authors or where it would sit. Apparently it will sit in high end book clubs. Ooh
Graham Norton 2:43
nice. We love a high end book club. And
Maria McErlane 2:44
women's literary fiction. Literary fiction. Oh,
Graham Norton 2:49
AI knows what it's saying. Also I I
Maria McErlane 2:53
I'm so this is so new to me, I I'm frightened by it.
Graham Norton 2:57
Yes. Uh but but but then you are engaging with it.
Maria McErlane 3:00
I know.
Graham Norton 3:00
Why did you I mean I because I wouldn't even know how to do what you did.
Maria McErlane 3:03
Okay, well I didn't do it. My friend did it.
Graham Norton 3:06
Oh now truth will out. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I said to my
Maria McErlane 3:09
Yes. My friend said, I said, How will I find out what who's similar to me in the writing department? And he said, put it into a chat GPT. Or you know, Claude, as is the case, and they'll tell you. He'll tell you. Wow. He's got a relationship though with Claude because we were doing something else. And Claude said to him, I see that you live in Hastings. Nice kitchen, by the way.
Oh
Graham Norton 3:32
Claude.
Maria McErlane 3:32
I know. Yeah.
Graham Norton 3:33
I mean that's not right, isn't it? Yeah. We uh uh I was we were
Maria McErlane 3:39
Claude will be sitting in for your show. We uh
Graham Norton 3:42
please. Uh we were uh what were we asking it? Something about how to get somewhere in Ireland that uh well AI doesn't know how to pronounce a single Irish place. I like that about it
Maria McErlane 3:55
though. I do like that.
Graham Norton 3:56
Yeah. Well I corrected it every time and each time I went, Thanks. Thanks, thanks for letting me know. Thank you. I'll update that. Thank you very much.
Maria McErlane 4:03
Um, is your partner, husband, uh better at uh kind of claudy technology than you? I mean
Graham Norton 4:09
better, I feel is an understatement. His able. Can let's say
Maria McErlane 4:17
presumably you have it on your computer or your phone or something. Well it's
Graham Norton 4:21
just i you know, now Google is chat GTP. Of course it is and it's it is Good in the but it it's not that much better. You know, in the old Google, all the results would show up. I would just have to sift through them and do it myself.

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