#2720 RHONY S15E017 Part Two: It Ain’t Ovah Til It’s Pavlova
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So now we continue on. I don't like that you take a breath. You're like, oh God. Well, because I see what's happening next. I am like, honestly, I'm not going to lie to the people here. This is torture for me.
Well, I think this is torture. You know, let's let's skip this pussy thing. I just don't care about Jenna's vagina hair. OK, I just do not care. We will skip that. So we see some clips. We see some fights between Uba and Brynn. The whole did you say she sucked dick or that she slept with someone for this job? Blah, blah, blah. So we come back. And Andy's like, well, I want to start at the beginning of the trip. Raquel, you seem frustrated at the start. What was that? And she's like, well, watching it over now, I know the room was not, you know, you never would have fit, but you didn't even attempt to find a room. And it was like, oh, as a host, you should not take the master bedroom for yourself. Yes, you should. They all fucking do.
And when you get to a vacation, you need to make an effort to get your own room. People aren't going to just be like, oh, give Uba the best room because she's hot. Sorry. I'm sorry if your regular life works like that, but that is not how Housewives works, ma'am. If you're going to be on this show, you need to learn how to do it.
But I get everything because I'm hot. Of course, that's how I do. So, yeah, we talk about the room stuff here and assigning the rooms and all that fun stuff. And Andy's like, Uber, you had a lot to say about on the beach after Raquel took you to a visit. She's like, yes, I want to clarify things. I wasn't talking about the ocean. I was talking about the sewage that goes into the ocean that is also in the ocean. And the fact that the ocean is sewage.
But you also said the water is disgusting. She goes, no, no, that's the thing. No, no, no. And he's like, but you said don't go swimming. The water is disgusting. And she's like, no, this one, this one. I was talking about your cat.
All I'm saying is if you are a hot person, don't go swimming. If you're not hot, go swimming. But hot people don't touch the sewage.
So Sai tries to stick up for her and she's like, well, she saw a dead bird and there was a little inlay. And she said, don't go put your feet in there. And Raquel's like, but everybody walks through that one inch of water, including Sai. And you decided to jump. I don't know why you couldn't just walk through the water. It's like, well, actually, I thought I was long enough, but I wasn't. And she's like, okay, but then you told people not to go swimming in the ocean. She goes, no, yeah, but no, not people. I was talking about, you told Brynn. She goes, did I tell you not to go swim? Did I tell you? I love Uwe just flying off the handle over nothing. And Brynn's like, I don't remember. I'm in enough trouble. I'm not going to get in trouble for this too.
She's like, I'm not going to get dragged into Puerto Rico, into Puerto Rico drama. I'm not, I'm not going to get an island mad at me.
Ufa's just inability to take any responsibility or just fucking apologize. It's like, it's both frustrating, but it's also hilarious because she's getting herself so worked up. And she's like, you tell them, Brayden. She's like, no. And she goes, did I tell you to not swim? No, production, it's not true. It's not true. Production, production, tell them it's not true.
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