#2730 2025 Golden Crappies Act Two
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What are the 2025 Golden Crappies?
This is my first crappies.
Welcome.
Welcome.
I'm no longer a virgin. You are not. We finally got to meet you.
What was the episode? You were on one of the Real Housewives, right? They pulled a clip of you talking.
On?
How dare you?
I was on multiple. Vampire has been starting shit on Housewives for a long time.
It's our dream. You know, one thing that one benchmark that we haven't really hit is that we have not ever really had the pull quote that comes up at the reunion that says, watch what crap ends. I'm shocked. I know, but we can dare to dream. But you have had an impact on these shows. You've been on them. They pulled your videos. Yeah, I'm still blocked by Andy.
Oh, no. And I'm sorry to victim shame. I'm so sorry to victim shame. But what'd you do? Did you do anything? What'd you do? Come on, now.
I didn't do anything. I just did my job. I reported on him twiddling a boy's nipple during Pride. But who is he, Jesse Lawley?
What are you supposed to do at Pride? Read books? Grab those nipples. I mean, that's why they're out there. Yeah. Most of us are wearing, like, literal handlebars on our nipples now and locks around. Not me, not me. Oh. Yeah. I would have back in the day when they could grab them from up here, but no one needs a handlebar down here.
Okay, well, we are gonna talk about best scandal with you. Speaking of scandals, okay, this is the chaotic thing. We'll just put that right over there. This is the part of the show where our desk looks like we're at a news desk in 1950. We're like, okay. All right.
Okay, so I actually wanna talk some of these through with you, so go for it.
Okay, biggest scandal. Countess Luanne, Joe Bradley. Okay. Danielle Oliveira, Love Triangle, Southern Hospitality.
I just want to point out one thing, that this image over here, this is how it happened. This was not Photoshopped. They were doing, they were at a step and repeat, and kind of just Luann was like, cabaret. And then he was like, oh my God, I love cabaret.
I'm kind of jealous. Yeah.
Okay.
All right. James Kennedy's Arrest.
That's a scandal.
All right. Boo, yes, yes. Yeah, boo. John Jansen sues Shannon over a facelift. R-H-O-C. Yeah. Okay. Karen's DUI. Okay. Teddy cheats on Edwin with her horse trainer. He wishes he looked like that.
I know. Finally, a good use for AI. Hi, I'm AI. OK.
So what are your opinions on this? If you had to choose, who would be yours?
OMG. I just was reporting on Karen yesterday in regards to her DUI. So it has to be Karen's DUI. But justice for Karen. Well, what were you saying? What were you saying? Well, we found out, if you re-listen to the body cam footage, she clearly had someone else in the car, y'all. Blue Eyes. Mr. Blue Eyes, I think it was.
I guess that's why she was like, well, we're just gonna have to wait till all the facts come out to find out if I drove over that median while I was drunk, which I did.
Who is Kempire and what are his insights on scandals?
She was lit. She was lit. I have to say, you know, we haven't really been, we've been so excited, we haven't weighed in on a lot, but I feel like it's important to weigh in right now. I don't know if this is the biggest scandal, but I have to say my favorite scandal is definitely Countess Luanjo Bradley and Danielle. Oh!
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