#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude
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What happens during the live show introduction?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, Cincinnati. Hello. It's been a few years.
We've only been doing this 13 motherfucking years. I'm still letting us press the record.
It's so exciting to be back in Cincinnati. We haven't been here. Yes. Yes. You guys, this is a wild crowd.
Yes, thank you for coming out. Of course. They told us the Countess had just been here. Did you guys come see the Countess too? Yes.
You know, you guys are a wild crowd.
Fuck no. This side is like, no.
He's not aware.
I forgot that about this venue too. It's kind of an L, it's a V shape, right? So one side feels one thing and you all feel another total different thing.
Yeah, we can pitch you guys against each other. Now I knew, like we knew you guys would be a crazy crowd because to this day, there's only been one show in all of the history of Watcher Crappens where someone got arrested and it happened here. It happened here.
We're so proud of you guys.
Yeah, you guys have done great work.
We got here, and there was a box of Narcan from a local company to give out. Really? They're like, will you take a picture with some Narcan? I'm like, fuck yeah. I was telling him, if anybody has a peanut allergy, they're like, Ronnie, this is not an EpiCard.
Good try. And it really is, it is awesome to be back. I actually came in last night. Since I had to come in from LA, it takes like, you know, you have to go like all these different routes to get here. So I came in early, so I would, you know, be here on time. And I've had such a fun 24 hours here in Cincinnati. I went to a yoga class.
Everyone's like, yeah!
I have to tell you something. It got quieter for yoga, though. They were like... It was so hard. It was like hot Cincinnati yoga, and I was not expecting that. I've never done hot yoga before, and I was like, I was, once again, I was the only one in the class falling over, and I felt like this weird obligation as someone from L.A. to be, like, really good at yoga. I was like, guys, I'm from L.A. I know yoga. And I was like falling over, sweating. I had like a puddle around me, but it was really fun. There was a super hot guy there. I was like, good for you, Cincinnati. Hot guys at yoga.
I don't believe in yoga, because if that shit worked, Buddha wouldn't be so fat. That's it. You think his ass was doing the down dog? No. I came to date. I was sitting next to a meanwhile on the plane. She was really cute. And she's like, I need to fit this under my seat. I said, just put it. Do you want me to put it in the overhead thing? And she's like, no, they're cookies. And I was like, well... Obviously, Ronnie.
No, first rule cookies.
I was like, no one's going to eat them in the overhead. And she said, no, they're important cookies. And I said, how come? And she said, because I'm going to visit my brother who has dementia. And I was like, oh. And she said, and I'm hoping that the cookies will make him remember things. Isn't that sweet? I was like, yeah. Every time I take a peanut M&M out of my belly button, I'm like, I remember that Amy Grant concert. I totally remember. So I was like, that's so sweet. I hope he remembers them. And she's like, yeah. And I was like, they must be really good cookies. And she's like, they sure are. And then I just stared at her like... You're not going to give me a fucking cookie? What do I... So I was like, what were we talking about? Oh...
Shut up. It was for a cookie.
It was for a cookie. What we will do.
I got a fucking Biscoff cookie after that, and I just crunched it very slowly looking at her.
I did that thing on the airplane. I love when this works. They come around with a little basket of snacks. You pay hundreds of dollars for a plane ticket. They're like, here's a bag with one cookie in it. Yeah.
Here's an old ass Dorito.
Yeah, so I got like a bag and then when she came by, I was like, excuse me, do you have like another, can I get like another bag of cookies? And she's like, sure. And then they give you like five. I was like, yes, that's like the best feeling of all time. Also today I went to Grater's Ice Cream. It's like an Ohio ice cream, right? Right?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happens during the live show introduction?
0:00–6:42
2
How are the hosts enjoying Cincinnati?
6:42–16:32
3
What are the hosts' experiences with local Cincinnati activities?
16:32
4
Who got arrested at a Watch What Crappens show?
11:54–1:06:53
5
What is the 'Cake Eater' book about?
1:06:53–1:14:29
Speakers
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