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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch

03 Apr 2025

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This is part 2 of 2This week on Summer House, Carl faux-launches his Soft Bar concept with a Friends & Family event in NJ. Jesse, meanwhile, faces scrutiny over a sucked toe and heavy flirtations.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0.464 - 41.565 Carl

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.

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42.365 - 48.571 Gabby

So Sierra's like, um, the pregnant lady is probably going to be Gabby. And Gabby's like, don't put that on me, especially in Jersey.

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52.008 - 75.181 Carl

don't say the P word in the new and the NJ state. So now Carl and Carl's talking to Lil and, um, he's like, so hot. I'm sweating right now. I gotta say hello. I gotta cool off. And then people were drinking and enjoying it and everything. And people are eating stuff. And, and then Lil is, um, talking to Sierra saying, um, That's just like small talk around the party.

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75.201 - 93.038 Carl

So finally, Carl is like, you know, so the plan is to have a space ready for January of 2025. But in the meantime, our Sprinter van is going to be doing pop ups all around the city. So get excited in the cold winter to stand outside on the sidewalk and drink some non-alcoholic drinks.

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94.321 - 121.112 Gabby

Let me tell you the most popular time for people to want spreads. January. Huge time. Huge, huge time. So Jesse, Gabby, and Paige all sit down and talk. And Jesse's being like, hey, guys. It's so gorgeous. So they get right into it. And Paige is like, so did you see Lexi this week? And he's like, no, Paige. No, Paige. And she's like, well, did you or didn't you? Yeah. Did you miss her?

121.132 - 131.706 Gabby

I missed her. I missed her. Did you go on a cute little date? We went on our second or third date. Did you tell her you sucked her toe? Let's just get to it. I'm bored with you. Your charm does not work on me.

134.58 - 159.077 Carl

I'm just staring at the dent in your chest. So he's like, I mean, listen, we both know that we're not pursuing other people. Okay. All right. That's great. So do you want that? Yeah. I want to give it a try. I feel like I'm ready for it. Wow. That was amazing how little conviction you have in that. That was like the OJ Simpson trial of answers. There was zero conviction.

159.838 - 180.162 Gabby

And Gabby's like, so you had to talk about being exclusive? You really want that? You? And he's like, I mean, yeah. Like, listen, there's no guy on the planet who's going to be like, wow, can't wait to have sex with one woman for the rest of my life, right? I mean, come on. Like, no guy's going to think that.

181.293 - 188.676 Carl

And Kathy's like, um, I think that's exactly what it's supposed to be. Like that's the whole point.

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