#3418 The Valley S3E12 Part One: Everyone Scwartzapa-loses

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What is the Valley episode about?

Ben Mandelker 0:00
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens!
Michael Rosenbaum 0:24
I'm Ronnie, that's Ben. Hello, BenuniTunes!
Ben Mandelker 0:27
Hi Ronnie, how's it going?
Michael Rosenbaum 0:30
Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Today is the Valley Day. Hope you're excited. We are, for sure. It's the end of our week here. We've had a really fun week. End of summer house. Part 20 of the aftermath or whatever they were doing. And that was really fun. If you want this on video, go to our Patreon, patreon.com slash watch what crappens.

How do the characters react to their Mexico vacation?

Michael Rosenbaum 0:53
You get all our episodes on video. You get bonus episodes. This week, I think, is Orange. What are we doing this week? Orange County or Love Island? I don't know what we're doing.
Ben Mandelker 1:03
Decide right now. We haven't crossed that. We haven't crossed that bridge. Maybe we just do one last Love Island before we do an Orange County preview. I think I have things in my chest that I think I want to air. And then we can... Because we decided we're not going to fully follow Love Island on our bony anymore because... I love Love Island, but the season's a little low wattage. And the episodes are longer than usual, I feel like. I think that Peacock is really... I think they are. I think Peacock is trying to really ratchet up that most minutes watched set, because Love Island kills it with that. They get trounced the competition. So I just have noticed... There are just one too many episodes that are an hour and 13 or an hour and 24.
Ben Mandelker 1:50
And I'm like, once in a while, fine. Season premiere, fine. Casa, more. But if it's watching these people read letters to themselves... In slow monotone, we don't need to spend 25 minutes extra on that.
Michael Rosenbaum 2:10
So, yeah, it's kind of like they do. They sure do. But we'll talk about that later in the bonus episode. Patreon is also where you get ad free listening. That's a big one. and a Discord server to talk to each other about stuff.

What challenges does Kristen face postpartum?

Michael Rosenbaum 2:24
And sign up for free to get our weekly blog that I write. It's just a recap of all this stuff that we talk about during the week, but in written form. It's even shittier in written form. So let's get to this recap. The Valley.
Ben Mandelker 2:40
Here we go. I was laughing. I don't know. I thought this was a funny episode. Just love the pain. No, I mean, I'm not laughing at Kristen going through postpartum, but I'm laughing at really lots of other things. Like, I was surprised at how much I laughed in this episode. There were, like, many things that made me giggle. Well, that's good.
Michael Rosenbaum 3:01
We'll giggle today about it, for sure. I mean, Bravo really has such a start, fun, a fun start to the week. You know, Atlanta's been really fun. Rhode Island has been really fun. Below Deck, fucking hilarious. This season and the last season, fantastic. What else? What's after that?
Ben Mandelker 3:19
When do we enter? McBee Dynasty. I mean, it's just like McBee Dynasty. I just say, look at this group of very funny and entertaining people that really should be on this network.
Michael Rosenbaum 3:28
Okay, that's where we start to veer. Although we do have a lot of fun in those recaps. And then we go to Summer House, which has been pure toxicity and pain lately. And then the Summer House Aftermath.

How does Schwartz's birthday celebration go wrong?

Michael Rosenbaum 3:40
And then The City, which is more Amanda and Kyle yelling. And then this one, which is Kristen Postpartum. God help us all, you know, and God bless her too. And not in the mean way, but God bless her because this is a lot. I mean, holy shit, pop out a baby, go straight back to work filming, not feeling your best, and then realizing you've saddled yourself up to Luke. I mean, have you seen Luke's Instagram, his new Instagram thing that he has?
Ben Mandelker 4:12
Oh, I went to it last year. Oh, you mean, oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking of the Van Gogh Museum. No, I haven't been to his Instagram.
Michael Rosenbaum 4:22
He has a new, like, daddy Instagram called un, and then in all caps, super, and then in lower caps again, vised, unsupervised dad. where he talks about being a daddy. It's like he's trying to be a dad talker or whatever. Oh, please. And his bio is like, LA stranded, country born. And by the way, Kaya didn't ask for this either. Oh, really? Then why are you soaking it up and being as much of a drama queen as you can all over TV and starting your own fucking Instagram and staying in LA and getting colored lenses to where in every interview you can muster up?

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