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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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well hello everybody it's me rondall that's bendel over there welcome to watch what problems i'm glad to have you here everybody happy tuesday today is below deck mediterranean day featuring one of the biggest assholes we've had on this show in a very long i mean it's actually impressive how'd you feel about it
Yeah, I mean, a real big asshole. This guy's definitely heading right to the Asshole Hall of Fame, along with that one guy who was on Below Deck Sailing, who came on with, what was her name, Erica Rose or something like that, or Emily Rose.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. This guy is terrible. I mean, we've had some bad guests. This one's already really just awful.
so we are going to get into that um super fun i also look really greasy today i'm not greasy i've just been really exfoliating and i don't think i have my layers of skin are gone so anyone watching this on demand that's why sorry i'm not a grease ball i'm trying guys so today uh below deck if you want this on video you can get that on patreon on demand And Crappin's On Demand on Patreon.
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Chapter 2: What drama unfolds with Johnny Damon as a guest?
That's also where you get bonus episodes. I think this week we're going to do a Real Housewives of Orange County preview, okay? And we've done some Love Islands over there. It's also where you get ad-free listening, a Discord server to talk to each other about all this stuff.
And our free weekly newsletter called Read What Crappens, which is where I just go off for 10 pages about all these shows again. So join us for that. Oh, also, we're doing House of the Dragon this week. So that podcast is called Winter is Crappening. So go subscribe to that. We'll probably also release it on this one because we're like that.
It's also thematically appropriate. There is a thematic bridge to this television show that we are about to recap. Because, as we all know, King's Landing is filmed in Dubrovnik, which is also where Below Deck Med takes place. And if you watched House of the Dragon... You basically were watching Below Deck because it was like, get the fenders out. Get the fenders out.
Okay, I need you to call distances. Quiet on the radio. We're going through two mountains. So, I mean, they basically were the same show.
And there also are a lot of guys on that show. They're like, I'm rich. I can do whatever I want. Ha ha. so yeah i guess there are some similarities so here we go season 11 episode 3 get zilla on oh guest zilla on board guest zilla
Yep, Godzilla. So we want a Dubrovnik on DW. Wait, I'm going to do that at the top of every episode, I swear to God. Every time I see Dubrovnik, I have to sing that lyric. So it's 10.40 p.m., which is 10 minutes after 10.30 p.m., and Nathan and Joe are arguing by the bathroom in a restaurant because Nathan heard the word gale, and he's mad. He's mad that the word came out of Joe's mouth.
He's mad and he's really trying hard to get Joe just fired because he doesn't want to have to work with Joe. So he's trying to make any case he can to Sandy later. Like, oh my God, he was talking about Gail. So we have to do something. I had to stand up to him. He was talking about Gail. Nathan continues to make an ass out of himself on this show. And it's really funny to watch.
I actually really liked Nathan for a long time. I think I liked him until last year. I mean, there was the social media stuff, like the bigoted social media stuff, and then just the general treatment of Gale I didn't love. I think before that, I loved Nathan. I really liked him.
So it's kind of a bummer to see him go down so far, but it's also really funny at this point because, man, he is his own worst enemy. Yeah, I liked Nathan.
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Chapter 3: How do Nathan and Joe's tensions escalate during dinner?
We're all going to have fun.
She's very musical theater in the 50s.
I love every time she's on. So she's talking with Cooper and Joe is flirting with Kaylee and Luke and Joy are flirting and Jen is in the corner gritting her teeth. Be like, I'm sexy. So then Joy is like, you look like your mama. You don't have your brother or sister. And then Jen's like, wait, are you an only child? Want to flirt with me? I'm an only child also.
And I'm going to be more successful than my parents.
He's like, wow, you're an only child, too? Do you like to share things? And she goes, um, I don't like to share my man. Absolutely fuck not.
Can we please go out and dance, please? Like, don't know, like, oh, God, don't know why I made that noise. Because I guess she was like, or make some weird noise. So they're like, okay, let's go dance. And then Joe's like, you cause trouble. I can't stand that opening line of a flirtation section. Romance.
You're gonna be a trouble.
It's also very Joe line. Like, oh, you, you're gonna be trouble, aren't ya? She's like, you're gonna be trouble.
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Chapter 4: What are the dynamics between Nathan, Gail, and Joe?
First of all, I'm like, that's... A, I get that you're maybe trying to own a joke, but you don't have to do that. B, do you want insurance? Because this is going to be an issue. Those actuaries are not... known for their humor, okay? They're going to be like, well, she literally has liability branded on her. I don't think we can give her this policy.
And actuary. I like that you're thinking about the actuarial effects. I have to say it's a very long word for a tattoo on the inside of your lip. It's very long. I mean, tattoo like bye, you know, or I don't know, something shorter. It just doesn't even have to make sense. Just is, you know, or I. Something short or a heart. Just put a heart if you got to do that.
I resent people who tattoo things on the inside of their lip because I feel like if you tattoo a word or an image or anything on the inside of your lip, that means that you live in canker sore privilege.
That means that you rarely, if ever, get canker sores because if you get canker sores a decent amount like I do, then you know how much that shit hurts and you would never voluntarily add extra canker sore-like pain to your mouth, right?
Yeah. I mean, I guess. Why would you do that? I mean, I don't get canker sores, but I do eat tortilla chips sometimes, and they rip my mouth a lot. So I get that kind of pain. I wouldn't do that on purpose, except that I do. But I mean, you get a tortilla chip. What do you get putting, you know, at least I get something from it. What do you get from putting liability?
You just get an embarrassing tattoo that, yes, you could hide it from people the rest of your life. But you're going to have to explain that every time you go to the dentist, anytime you make out with someone in a weird way, I suppose, and just the rest of your life. I'm just mortified for her that she got this tattoo.
And I'm also sad for her because it does come from a place of very low standards. self-esteem right like where people have like basically shot on her so much that she's like thinking oh I'm gonna own it and make it a part of me and now it's a joke and now I've defended myself against this and I'm like that just sucks
I mean, I don't know about the low self-esteem. I just I don't understand why everywhere she goes, people call her a liability. I mean, this is the Tracy Flick character who wants to do everything right and be perfect. So I don't who's calling you a liability. And why are they saying that in so many countries? I don't understand. I don't understand.
Last time I checked, the first time Sandy ever crashed into a dock was when this girl was on board. So, I mean, you know. Well, that's true.
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