#3473 Next Gen NYC S2E05 Part 2: Riff Raff and Horror Shows

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Dorit Kemsley 0:00
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Michael Rosenbaum 0:21
Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two.
Ben Mandelker 0:25
Okay, Amira's saying hi to everyone, saying hello, and she's like, she's Charlie in his vest, and she's like, um, what are you supposed to be? He's like, uh, yeah, I just do on a bulletproof vest, I... I don't have much costume-worthy clothes, you know? I wasn't going to just buy a fucking horsesuit, so I just filled in my eyebrows a little bit to give myself a Frida Kahlo look and, you know, bulletproof vest and thought, this is my look. Here I am.
Michael Rosenbaum 0:52
And Amira's like, well, I mean, I'm a little overdressed for this. I'm wearing couture, honey. Okay. Guess I'll just pick my gown up off the floor. So Kevin, her boyfriend, says hi to Brooks. And he's like, well, are you supposed to be Elvis? Brooks is wearing this like Amazon sparkly jacket, which I know because I've bought that off of Amazon. And he's like, no, it's just supposed to be Rocky Mountain Horror Chocolate Shop or whatever. I love chocolate.
Ben Mandelker 1:27
And then Rowan is like, everyone, this is my boyfriend, Brian. So this is Rowan's boyfriend who is in real estate. And she's like, yeah, we met in a basement in a fraternity freshman year of college. And he's like, can I get you a drink? And I'm like, you mean from the pile of lukewarm natty lights that I can reach for myself? And then I got myself a lukewarm beer and the rest is history. And so this guy, it's just, again, it's so funny.

Who arrives at Gia's Rocky Horror-themed party and what are their costumes?

Ben Mandelker 1:50
He looks like he's 14 years old, but he comes in with the attitude of like a Josh Altman. He's like, hey, what's going on, everyone? What's going on? And they're like, oh, so how long have you guys been dating? He's like, four years in about a week. Like, do you have a ring plan? He's like, we'll see. Yeah, yeah.
Michael Rosenbaum 2:09
Meanwhile, George is talking to Gia and Ariana. And she's like, you guys, I like throwing my neck out. I like it really hurts. I think it's because I gave my boyfriend so much head.
Ben Mandelker 2:23
and um rowan's like oh my god our friends are so crazy brian's gonna have to make his own assumptions we'll talk about it on the subway ride home uh christian did not come out tonight because he's still uh traumatized from the awful boys night that he was forced to go to and so gia just didn't even bother inviting him this time
Michael Rosenbaum 2:42
And then also Ava comes up and she's like, yeah. So I saw that Hudson like posted on his story, like some lyrics, like just went through a breakup. She's like, oh my God, I honestly don't care. I'm happy. She's like, good. Like maybe I'm almost there too. Like I'm so excited with my new apartment and like I'm still together with Hook, but like I have like, I don't know, like instincts that maybe you're right. Check in next week.
Ben Mandelker 3:12
She's like, basically, like he was gone. He was like shooting a film. I mean, it was like a movie. It was a short film. And I haven't gotten to see him since he's been gone. And then, I don't know. I just have a gut feeling. Basically, it sounds like he came back from the shoot and she hasn't heard from him since he's been back. And she's like, something is afoot.
Michael Rosenbaum 3:34
Well, you shouldn't date a guy named after the villain, Peter Pan. What do you think is going to happen? Yeah.
Ben Mandelker 3:41
Now, if his name was Hook with an S, like Hooks, I'd be like, go all in.
Michael Rosenbaum 3:46
Anyone named after the late great Jan Hooks is going to be a prize. Oh, yeah. I thought you were like, wow, anybody named after something so useful, how else would I hang my sweater? All of the above. Yeah, Jan Hooks. Now, there's a classic.
Ben Mandelker 4:02
So now there's a fortune teller moment. There's a fortune teller in the corner who I believe is also the realtor in France who shows up on House Hunter as international with a beret anytime any American goes to Nice or Paris, right?
Michael Rosenbaum 4:18
That is so accurate. I was like, who is she? Who is she? That's her. That's her. And she wears like a little matching beret to whatever her outfit is. Yes.
Ben Mandelker 4:29
She also may have been in my synagogue growing up, and she also may be like a third cousin of mine. She fits all of those categories for me.

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