#3539 RHONY S16E2 Part Two: One Good Bessette Summer Left

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Unknown 0:04
What's your? What happens when this is rabbit? Overleep on What happens when
Michael Rosenbaum 0:17
there's so much that happens? Well hello and welcome to Watch Walker Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.
Ben Mandelker 0:38
So Haley actually says it best. She goes, I honestly I black out when she talks to me. Like I really don't know what she's saying half the time because I'm just so bored. She's like frickin' strawberry jam. And they're like, What? What what's wrong with strawberry jam? And she's like, You know, you know the jam on the table. You ever go to a diner and there's jam and you don't care about the jam. It's just like jam. It's just there. You take it. I thought that was such a At first I was confused when she said that she was like strawberry jam, but then when she actually contextualized it as just like the generic jam that's on at the diner, I thought that was I thought that was so funny. But then I also love when Erica's like honestly, sometimes I put it on my toasts.
Michael Rosenbaum 1:20
Like guys. I mean, is that weird to like like jam? I mean, I have jam jam tacos. I always have time for a taco.
Ben Mandelker 1:29
She's like, well, yeah, sometimes I mean Daisy and I, we're salt. Like too much, you get hypertension. Like you can't handle it. But Erin's just jam. Like she's so boring. I'd rather read a book. And I love that. Like that like the book is the second, second most boring thing. She's like, she's so bad, I'd actually like to read a book.
Michael Rosenbaum 1:50
I'd rather read Carol's book to be specifically and they're like, Oh wow, damn. But it's great Carol already.
Ben Mandelker 1:57
It's just great to have a cast member call out Aaron for this at last when we the audience have been enduring it for so long. It's like, thank you for addressing this on screen. We're not crazy here. Yeah.
Michael Rosenbaum 2:11
So Daisy's like, Oh my gosh, he called her boring, boring? I'd rather you call me like a bad mother than be called boring. Well, by the episode people pr by the end of the episode people probably will. Yeah. 'Cause her husband's like, Uh, are you gonna do anything for this child? She's like, I'm busy. No. You do a. So uh Haley's like, it doesn't add. I'm gonna call her Jamie McJamster.
Ben Mandelker 2:39
So now it's like things going on around New York City. Jessel gets an invitation. Cy gets a cab. And then Haley, there's like a Taco Bell drive-thru window that's just like an actual window on the sidewalk. And she goes up and gets her Taco Bell and she's like, Okay, honk honk. I'll see you later. Cause I'm in a car. It's a drive-thru. Okay, bye.
Michael Rosenbaum 3:00
Um, and I like that she's trying to make it look like look at me, I'm so fun. I go to Taco Bell. Would you like sauce? Sure. What kind? You chose. Girl.

How do the hosts use the ‘strawberry jam’ metaphor to describe a boring conversation?

Ben Mandelker 3:11
They're like, we only have strawberry jam.
Michael Rosenbaum 3:13
Stop pretending. What are you gonna put that on a protein bar? Get out of here. So now we go to Sai's apartment. And she's talking to her lawyer, and she's like, I
Vicki Gunvalson 3:21
want to go on the statement at Networth. All right. Here's what we got. House. Car, car,
Michael Rosenbaum 3:26
house, kids. What do the kids spend? What do the kids want? Jesus Christ is all right. Fucking David. I'll tell you this. I've learned from my next marriage. We're getting the prenup.
Ben Mandelker 3:37
And then we go to Daisy's apartment and uh the whole gang is at home. Eugene, her husband, is there helping their son Quentin with a spelling bee and um Quentin spells uh Beginner wrong, which, you know, will be a problem. And then uh Daisy's like, Do you wanna have wine, Eugene? Advanced. Mm. And Eugene does not want to drink, which we know is an issue for her because he pretended like he liked to drink when they first met. And Daisy's like that
Michael Rosenbaum 4:06
slight her.
Ben Mandelker 4:07
Yeah.
Michael Rosenbaum 4:07
And she's one of the World You sure that you don't want like a little tiny bit just with me? I can put it on ice for you. Oh my God, just drink your own drink. No, I don't want it. Hate that.
Ben Mandelker 4:19
And she's like, Eugene and I have been married for ten years and our main priority is Quentin and we definitely have different personalities. Eugene is like definitely more structured and I am the opposite.

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