We Don't Have Time For This

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era

14 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is is not loving her best friend's new personality.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join o...

Let's Talk About Divorce (With An Expert)

13 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After an overwhelming response from Revz and Lu's "Let's Chat About Divorce" episode. We welcome Jacqui Curtis, Family and Divorce Lawyer, to answer a...

Another Thing We're Doing Wrong

11 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

How elite is Ribena? Not a question. A fact. That purple nectar deserves a cultural revisit. No notes. Then things take a turn. Ham: yet another thing...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Relationship On 2x Speed

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has a very efficient boyfriend! WACF Charity Donation LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Face...

The Fifth Trimester : If Mother’s Day Is Hard For You ❤️‍🩹

06 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ahead of Mother’s Day this Sunday, Bella and Lu from our little sister poddy, The Fifth Trimester, are dropping in for a special lil chat/pep ta...

I Shaved For This!

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, sec...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: The Toxic Ex Fantasy, amiright?

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller bumped into her ex, and now her brain won't shut up! LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook ...

🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Links

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing the links for the mums that know exactly what they want! Here ar...

My Phone Knows Too Much

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

***LIVE SHOW TICKETS on sale 10am AEST 1st May*** Live show tickets go on sale this Friday, you know the drill. Fresh off a shopping spree, Gem has bo...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can't Afford To Celebrate My Bestie

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to spoil her bestie without breaking the bank. All LIVE SHOW info - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Face...

2026 Know Thyself: FAQs

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

All of YOUR questions answered for 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.  All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies.&...

🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: All Time Favourites

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing our all time favourite gifts to celebrate the mums and mother fi...

2026 Know Thyself

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We've just announced our 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself.  All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies.  Join the ...

Party Like You’re Born In 1985

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday DLs! Revz is issuing a highly personal thank you to the DLs for their… enthusiastic offers 😉, Gem has entered her ChatGPT...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Need To Cut Ties With My MIL

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller has reached a stage where she thought she would feel satisfied… but doesn’t. One of our toughest dilemons yet. This ...

🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Free and Thoughtful

14 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing meaningful, creative, and completely free ways to celebrate the ...

Hobbies: The Comeback Tour

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Revz found herself in a Supre store, shopping for herself, surrounded by tweens. Midlife crisis or hidden gem? And while we’re on fashion, barre...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Life oh Life

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller has reached a stage where she thought she would feel satisfied… but doesn’t. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I N...

8, Going On 3, Going on 16

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

First things first, it’s a triple whammy of life admin, boob checks, worms and nits (yes, we’re thriving). Meanwhile Revz attempts (and ab...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Son is a Gamer

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller wants to encourage her kids’ passion for video games, without the actual gaming. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I ...

The Library Book That Hit a Nerve

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever had a croquembouche? Arguably the most elite dessert to ever exist, no notes. Then, speaking of no notes, Hubs accidentally subscribed G...

The Fifth Trimester: Are you dating your dad?! And WTF is the platypus pout 🤔

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday! We loved all your DMs and high vibes for last week's Fifth Trimester episode. Here's another nudge to jump into their feed every Mondays...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm Not Ready To Let Go

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller faces a difficult choice, as her husband wants to donate their last remaining embryo. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New ...

Episode Unlocked: Your Brain Will Never Recover From This

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

SURPRISE! We’ve unlocked one of our most unhinged MORE TIME episodes and honestly… we all need a good chuckle. Happy Wednesday, DLs. Prep...

Girls Dominate The Classroom But Then What...?

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Revz no longer has termites, but now she has ants. And speaking of vermin… Sea Monkeys. Yes, those weird little packet pets from childhood. Are...

The Fifth Trimester: Taylor Swift’s worth HOW much?! Plus, the rise of the ‘power cry’ 😭

22 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mondays are a whole lot better with Lu and Bella in your ears. Lu and Bella kick off with Taylor Swift’s net worth. Then it’s a hard pivot...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do I Start the Period Chat?

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. This week's caller wants to chat periods with her daughter.... b...

🏠 Reno Diaries: Tradies

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s talk about tradies, the no-shows, the last-minute cost changes, and those rare legends who actually go above and beyond. If you’re r...

Not Everyone Loves Gem’s Bob

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Gem’s serving brand-new black cat energy thanks to a fresh bob, sharp, mysterious, and apparently… controversial. Not everyone is thrille...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do I Tell My Kids About Death?

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. Content Warning: Death of Family Member - Mentions:Lesson on Gri...

🏠 Reno Diaries: Move In First or Reno First?

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Do you rip the house apart before you’ve even found the kettle… or move in, “live with it for a bit,” and slowly unravel...

Gem’s Snake Encounter

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Gem’s still deep in her Formula 1 obsession and maybe Revz should join the club? Then: let’s talk phone etiquette, cos everyone’s to...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: What's The Deal With The Chore Economy?

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller wants a lesson in pocket money and tooth fairy pay outs. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME...

🚨BREAKING🚨Jackie O has left the building

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Exactly as our oracle Lu predicted last week, Jackie ‘O’ Henderson has sensationally quit her $100 million contract with KIIS FM following...

🏠 Reno Diaries: Revz's Cottage Update

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Reno Diaries is back, baby! If our summer series lit a little home-styling fire in you… welcome back to the renovation spiral. Revz is serving ...

These Kids Don't Know Struggle

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

First up, boob check, you know the drill. Then, it’s a hard relate that time is getting faster but what does it mean if even your kids are shock...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Keep Up With Playground Trends?

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to be in-the-know on what's cool for her kids. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subs...

Generational Trauma: Panadol Edition

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’re kicking off Tuesday with an aggressively niche IG algorithm that hijacked Revz’s Sunday doom scroll (no one asked for this content, ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Please Don't Film My Kid

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller doesn't want her kid being filmed by other parents.  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This...

Watch Party: Wuthering Heights

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Spoiler Alert! You asked, DLs and obviously we couldn't resist! Our deep dive into Wuthering Heights is finally here. Critics are divided… and ...

Have We Lost The Fun?

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We kick things off with a new outro jingle and can officially confirm: AI is not taking our jobs. Then it’s a full Golden Ticket Lunch recap, th...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Like My Mum's Boyfriend

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller has some strong opinions about her mum’s new boyfriend, and they’re not exactly glowing. - Submit your OTDL Submi...

I Need A New Podcast!

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's me you're looking for! Welcome to your express pass into the universe of We Don't Have Time For This. In this explainer episode, we decode the WD...

I Need A New Podcast

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's me you're looking for! Welcome to your express pass into the universe of We Don't Have Time For This. In this explainer episode, we decode the WD...

Don’t Be Like A Zoomer

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The group chat is popping off, Gem can’t keep up (as per usual), but the good news is you can now leave quietly without anyone noticing. We unpa...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Don't Go Through My Phone

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Unlike her husband, this week’s caller thinks phones are completely private. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIM...

You Heard It Here First (We Think?)

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally se...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Should My Kid Do Sleepovers?

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller wants to talk about if, and when, kids’ sleepovers should happen - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to...

🏠 Reno Diaries: Mistakes and Regrets

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The final ep in our four-part Summer series. We dive into what happens when inexperience meets confidence: ignoring expert advice, learning everything...

Friendship 101: Diversify

26 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Madeleine Reeves joins us as we tumble headfirst into the confusion of names, seriously, don’t even get us started on Kirstin. Then we pu...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is My Husband's Behaviour Too Good To Be True?

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has noticed a change in her husbands behaviour, but wonders, how long will it last?  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hot...

🏠 Reno Diaries: Bucking the Trends

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Part 3 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are still high and the "hot take" pressure is officially cancelled. This week we’re talki...

🚨BREAKING 🚨 Brooklyn Peltz Beckham goes nuclear on David & Victoria

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lu and BB have raced into the pod studio for a very important BREAKING NEWS EPISODE, deep-diving into Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham’s scathing six-page...

Is It Too Early To Cancel The Gym Membership?

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

First up, we cover the essentials in life admin: a reminder to worm your kids and the joys of a surprise plumber call-out. Next, we dive into Debt Man...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Came Back From Holiday Exhausted

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller has just come back from a holiday with her young kids… and it didn’t go as planned. - Submit your OTDL Submit your B...

🏠 Reno Diaries: Budget

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are high but the budget is… unavoidable. Whether you’re knee-deep in a DIY glow-up...

Can We Parent Other People's Kids?

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Gem’s finally on holiday and living her best smug life, yes DLs, it’s possible that one day you can enjoy a break with kids. Then, Good Mu...

When Lily Allen cancelled Bella, celibate girl summer & the jeans of 2026

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine being cancelled by your imaginary best friend and all-round Brit It Gal, Lily Allen, on day three of your new job. Sounds like a living nightm...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Can I Just Be One and Done?

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is torn between her husband wanting 2 kids when she thought she wanted 1. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Gold...

🏠 Reno Diaries: Honing Your Style

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise! You’ve been absolutely frothing over Revz’s c*nty cottage, so we thought… why not record a four-part Summer series? Wheth...

Why Does High School Still Haunt Us?

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

First up, important question: what is the world’s favourite song? Naturally, we spiral into our own top songs and movies—play along, DLs. ...

Australia’s royal wedding, JLo and Ben are trolling us and Lu’s new dating rules

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back for episode two and the sched is more lit than the dance floor at Sam Kerr and Kristie Mewis’ wedding. We unpack the soccer gol...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Why Did The Stripper Sleepover, Hubs?

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we're squeezing a big dilemon: bro code versus the wife.  Mentions: Every Boy Is Born With 2 Dogs - Submit your Dilemon Check out our ...

Are We Too Old To Gutter Goblin?

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we’re asking the hard questions, like, whether the gutter goblin dress code has an expiration date, and why simply wearing makeup now earn...

Harry Styles is BACK, the Beckham's festive feud & a viral NYE platter

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy first ep and happy almost-NYE! Today, Bella breaks down what in the bedazzled gold suit is actually happening with Harry Styles and his long-ant...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I've Been Ghosted... Again

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is hearing crickets after multiple job interviews. - Submit your Dilemon Check out our Amazon Storefront LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to M...

AMA Part 2: The Tangents Continue

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You asked… and we kept talking. Welcome back to our AMA part 2, where the questions kept rolling and so did the tangents. From festive chaos to...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Daycare Doesn't Get It

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller got a frustrating call from daycare. - Submit your Dilemon Check out our Amazon Storefront LIVE SHOW MERCH (FREE TEE with every pur...

Five Years of WDHTFT

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Five years ago we bought a mic and absolutely did not have time for this. And yet… here we are. What started as a half-baked idea has somehow t...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Feel Butterflies Anymore

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller wants to know: what should it feel like dating in your late 30s and early 40s? - Submit your Dilemon Check out our Amazon Storefr...

December with A Spicy Marinade

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the December brain-scramble: pedal pushers are back (are we collectively unwell?!), Revz has a whole new house to drag into the light, Gem&...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My 5 Year Old Wants To Free The Nip

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller doesn’t know how to react to her 5 year old nudist. - Submit your Dilemon Check out our Amazon Storefront LIVE SHOW MERCH (...

Raising Respectful Sons

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in besties, today’s episode is a full plate served hot with extra chicken salt. We debrief on our poddy Xmas party and the importance of a...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: To Santa Or Not To Santa?

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to reduce her Christmas mental load without losing the magic. - Check out our Amazon Storefront LIVE SHOW MERCH (FREE TEE with ev...

Nice Things? Not In This Home.

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The gals are spiralling straight into the vortex of modern motherhood. First up: Revz has an update on her Roblox story. Hallelujah! It’s Perina...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Send The School An Email?

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller doesn't know if she should send her kid's school an email or just keep quiet. - Check out our Amazon Storefront LIVE SHOW MERCH (us...

You Spent How Much On Roblox?

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gem’s found a rogue black hair in a very unexpected place, and naturally… it’s peri until proven otherwise. Meanwhile, Revz ha...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want To Have Sex With My Husband

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is in love but not feeling attracted to her husband. - LIVE SHOW MERCH (use code 4UDL for FREE SHIPPING) Subscribe to MORE TIME on Appl...

Opening A Jar Is Just Like Giving Birth

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Revz kicks off the episode with the ultimate jar-opening hack—it might just change your life. Then we dive into godparents and why, honestly, we...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Husband Has No Friends

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller needs her husband to get a social life.  - LIVE SHOW MERCH (use code 4UDL for FREE SHIPPING) Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple S...

Two Wines Deep With Sister Lu

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sister Lu’s back and proving once again she’s the chillest mum in the game… possibly too chill? We’re talking her latest &ldq...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My MIL’s Self-Love Era Got Cancelled

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller’s mother in law is dealing with NOT just regular boomer body image bullshit. - LIVE SHOW MERCH (use code 4UDL for FREE SHI...

Merry Christmas You Grumpy C*nt

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First up, Gem’s entering her no-fucks-given era, otherwise known as our 40s, and she’s got a story to prove it. The girls are easing back ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Besties Are In A Different Life Stages

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to know how to make friendships in different parenting eras work. - LIVE SHOW MERCH (use code 4UDL for FREE SHIPPING) Subscribe ...

We're All Trying Too Hard

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First up, gag reflexing over kids’ toothpaste in typical Gem style. Then, we spiral into the minefield of saying thank you — what&rsq...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don’t Want My Kid's Face On The Internet

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has strong social media boundaries. - LIVE SHOW MERCH (use code 4UDL for FREE SHIPPING) Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe ...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Dear Anonymous

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let's take a look behind the curtain of our 2025 Live Show: Who Is She? - Backstage Pass 2024: Raffa The Great LIVE SHOW MERCH (use code 4UDL for FREE...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Fairytale

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let's take a look behind the curtain of our 2025 Live Show: Who Is She? - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Sp...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Tonight ft. Furnace and The Fundamentals

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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🎤 Backstage Pass: The Grand Illusion

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let's take a look behind the curtain of our 2025 Live Show: Who Is She? - Amazon Light Up Thumbs (aff link)  LIVE SHOW MERCH (use code 4UDL for F...

The Things You're Not Meant To Talk About

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

DLs, how often are you cleaning out your fridge? Are you a ‘clean as you go’ queen or do you wait until you can smell something funky? Sch...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Don't Cha

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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🎤 Backstage Pass: The Rap Battle

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don’t Want My Kid Following In My Footsteps

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller is worried that her daughter will choose the same hamster wheel that she is on. - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple...

🎤 Backstage Pass: The Rumble

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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🎤 Backstage Pass: Postpartum

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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🎤 Backstage Pass: Mum's Night Out

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let's take a look behind the curtain of our 2025 Live Show: Who Is She? - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Sp...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Small Talk

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let's take a look behind the curtain of our 2025 Live Show: Who Is She? - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Sp...

Can We Really Trust Our Sunscreen?

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tour’s done, Revz’s voice is MIA, and it’s time for your Monthly Boob Check. The girls are are keen to chat, from whether the streng...

🎤 Backstage Pass: The Fortune Teller

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let's take a look behind the curtain of our 2025 Live Show: Who Is She? - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Sp...