We Don't Have Time For This
Episodes
A Toast (With A Side of Roast)
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live show rehearsals are in full swing, and Revz is convinced she’s tanking… but Gem’s got a different view. We recap the love-fest...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Partner is Boring
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is wondering if Steady Eddy is right for her in this life stage. - Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spot...
Gymnastics Scammed Me
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’re asking the big questions: Are you calm in a crisis or do you spiral? And does it actually matter if you lose it, as long as everyone...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Am I The Asshole? Dinosaur Toy Edition.
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is questioning the unspoken dynamics of hand me downs. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MO...
Permission to Side Part?
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Revz is 40! The big 4-0, baby! We should be bathing in her radiant wisdom and newfound maturity… but no. We’ve been hijacked by Gem&rsquo...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can't Handle Rejection
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller is struggling with playdate rejection. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on S...
Lu’s Here and She’s Bringing the Chaos
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Revz is in her show editing cave and Gem has roped in Revz's sister, Lu, and buckle up, because she is UNHINGED in the best way. She’s got opini...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Husband Went To A Brothel
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller has uncovered a devastating secret. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spot...
There’s A Better Way: The Gem and Revz Story
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We struggled to write the show notes for this ep. It goes everywhere, strap yourself in…. Notspons: Gem: Apple Divider Revz: Maths rolle...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Toddler Hates Her Name
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's 3 year old wants to change her name. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify Sig...
Is His Mental Health, My Problem?
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gem’s now a matcha girlie — congrats on your new grown-up drink, babe! It’s giving wellness AND expensive pond water. We also discov...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Talk to My Kid About Sperm Donor Babies?
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller is struggling to tackle the topic of sperm donation. Mentions: D&M: My Baby By Sperm Donor - Subscribe to MORE TIME on Ap...
Hot Takes with a Shot of Americano
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The bad news is Gem’s away, but we couldn’t leave your ear holes empty this Tuesday so we roped in a surprise new co-host! Americano is on...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Regret My Husband's Vasectomy
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller is struggling with her unexpected baby fever. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on ...
The Baby Names That Got Away
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we kick off with a standing ovation for our knight in shining armour — Show Daddy — who bravely waded into the comment section ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I've Inherited My Mum's Body Shame
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants to break her generational trauma. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE...
Sushi Trauma & Taco Drama
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Boobs first, always. Go on, give ‘em a check. We’ll wait. Revz is back with a very uplifting curse update — but if you like sus...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Apologise for My Kid's Swearing?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller is f*cking embarrassed. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify Sig...
A May (Trauma) Dump
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're kicking off with a good ol’ Revz Hack™️ (because who doesn't love a shortcut that makes parenting slightly easier?) But buckl...
2025 Live Show FAQs
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our 2025 Live Show "Who Is She?" goes on sale 10am Monday 2nd June. We answer all of your burning questions. See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Did My Nan Cheat?
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller has found herself in a DNA dilemon. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spoti...
My Relationship Is More Important Than My Kids
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Curse Continues. Revz’s car is plagued with fruit flies, we know what you’re thinking… what the actual f*ck? Just when you thin...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Lift A Curse?
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is stuck in a bad luck ditch. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify Sign Up...
Is Cosmetic Surgery A Betrayal of All Women?
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Serious question to kick things off: how do you order your coloured pencils? Because there is one correct way and the other 63 are chaos. Next up, 92%...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Husband Needs Toilet Training
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's husband pees on the toilet seat. Gross. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify&n...
🛍️ Help Me Shop: New Mum
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got you covered this Mother's Day. Here are our top picks to gift the new Mum in your life. Links: Dinner Ladies Meals Soak Bathhouse Linen Hous...
Average Mum, Amazing Aunty
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Busta’s at it again, busting Revz’s balls like it’s his full-time job. This time, he’s developed a new fear... and we’re...
🛍️ Help Me Shop: Bestie
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got you covered this Mother's Day. Here are our top picks to gift your bestie. Links: Inka Arthouse Jones and Co platters Crock’d Sculpt a...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do The Trenches End?
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to know if she should go for the 3rd baby? - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Sp...
🛍️ Help Me Shop: Grandmums
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got you covered this Mother's Day. Here are our top picks to gift your Mum. Links: Linen House Pyjamas Shorts Linen House Pyjamas Shirt COS Quil...
We Can’t Have Nice Things
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Look, the day started with a child spewing on the carpet and Gem's not exactly handling it like a zen goddess. Then—boom—one of Gem’...
🛍️ Help Me Shop: Mother's Day
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't forget about you! We've got your back this Mother's Day. - Links: Vivienne Westwood: Catwalk Coffee Table Book Country Road Vase Luv Lous ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Kid Is Constantly Lying
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's kid cannot stop telling lies. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify Sign ...
Hot 40th, Cold Feet?
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yo, do you get gunty? Cos we do, when in denim anyway. Don’t pretend you don’t. First up today, Gem is remembering a truly terrible work p...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Kid Will Not Stop Screaming
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller has a screamer. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all...
Requested: Overhauling Your Health with Rachael Tagg
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode was by overwhelming demand. Our bestie and friend of the pod, Rachael Tagg has been on a mission to overhaul her health and well...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Unsupervised Bully At The Playground
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller has accidentally found herself the unofficial cop of the playground. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple Subscribe t...
The Catch-Up Trap
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded when Revz was sick (again) but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the delivery hacks we all need. Use at your own will, depending...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Sister-In- Law Is A Scammer
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller needs to vent about her SIL’s dodgy behaviour. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FO...
My Eclipse Season Was Worse Than Yours
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First up, feel yourself up. Go on, it’s now mandatory and we’ll be reminding you regularly, ok? Gem has beef with the health of her hair g...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My In Laws Fear My Son's Nail Polish
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s callers’ son just wants to wear nail polish… What’s wrong with that? - If you want more of us in your week, you can s...
The Way Men Flounder When Women Are Sick
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, Revz is finally ready to talk us through whatever the frick happened to her toe. And strap in DLs, cos it’s quite the journey for one very...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Leave My Job?
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to blow up her work-life balance. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and...
Delulu or Defeatist and Nowhere In Between
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First up, today Gem is staging an intervention on Revz and hello pot, it’s kettle back again! Hey girl! Revz is turning to her assistant for a m...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Gives All He Has To the Kids
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is feeling a little lonely in her marriage. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS On Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS On Spotify Sign ...
Making Friends At Your Vasectomy
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Before we even begin, please know today is one of *those* episodes. Dunno if it’s the moon or what we had for breakfast but this ep is giving stream...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Is In Love With His Mistress
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller has to decide what she will put up with.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps ...
Do We Get A Sticker For Good Behaviour?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, Revz’s puppy is puppying. Don’t say we didn’t say we didn’t warn ya! And what does your dog say about you at the dog par...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Religious Family Fit-Shame Me
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is feeling shame over her outfit choices around her extended family. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to ...
A Single Grey Pube
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a week DLs, school’s back and the cruel passage of time ticks along at its ever galloping pace. Firstly, Gem’s Raffa is back to schoo...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Parenting Get Easier?
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is deep in the trenches. Nuff said. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giv...
Making New Friends When You’re a Mum
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We were lucky enough to have lunch with six DLs from around the country on the weekend and it reminded us the power of connecting with women and mothe...
Mum Brain? Or Neuro Spicy?
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are we all across google image search? Cos, we need you to know about this major life upgrade DLs (for us and for you). Gem attempted to make waffles ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does Anyone Care About My Kids' Allergy?
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs help on her kid navigating school with a food allergy. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIM...
The Thing About Kids Is They’re Unreasonable
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Gem is doling out the beauty advice and she’s not taking push back, even in the face of disagreement. Revz is coming to terms with the...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Is A Screen Addict
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller needs to convince her husband to put. the. phone. down.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS ...
I Identify As A Dad
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know what Gem doesn’t have time for? Raffa’s flippin *attitude*. Surely we’re not at teenage o’clock yet people. How is th...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Won't Do Therapy
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to convince her husband to do couples therapy.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for m...
Get Your Etymology Right Dickheads
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alright - when does a sock NOT need a wash? What’s the threshold, people? Revz had a security breach but it totally 2024’d and it turned out to no...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Don’t Call My 2 Year Old Pretty, Grandma!
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is struggling with her parents enforcing gender stereotypes and beauty standards.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscr...
How To Get Your Libido Back with Sex Coach Tara O
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Post-partum libido lag is a thing. But did you know getting your groove back ain’t just for Stella? Tara is a seasoned tantric sex coach who helps p...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Are Siblings Invited?
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants to know is it rude to bring extra kids to someone's child's birthday party?-If you want more of us in your week, you can subs...
Do Friendship Breakups Hurt The Most?
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gem is home from her holiday and looking golden but don’t worry, SPF was liberally applied! Tag you’re it, Revz is outta here soon but before she ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do I Talk to My Kids About Religion?
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller needs some tips on how to tackle her kids’ tricky questions.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIM...
How To Be Mum-Goals with Yai
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of the biggest requests Gem gets asked in her DMs is “can Yai please tell us how to foster such a good relationship with our kids” so we thoug...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Schoolyard Dickheads
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller needs some advice on how to support her kid being bullied at school.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE T...
The Ask-Us-Anything-At-All Annual
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time of year. We asked, you asked and not a lot is off limits, DLs cos we like to keep it real with you around here; it’s our an...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Toddler Hates The Baby
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs advice on her new newborn and toddler sitch. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FO...
The Good Mum on Surviving School Holidays
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time of year, here in Oz, where the kids are off school for (seemingly) forever. Who better to shepherd us all through this unending c...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My House, My Rules
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller wants to know are we allowed to discipline other people’s kids in our own houses? - If you want more of us in your week, yo...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Last Minute
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For those last minute, "shit I forgot" gifts, you're welcome! Links: Storyworth Red Balloon Gift Voucher Dinner Ladies Chefgood Crock'd Paint n...
It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*ck This.
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Anyone else their child’s walking rubbish bin? Cos, same. And it really has to stop cos of course, the dad’s didn’t subscribe did th...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Be The Teachers Pet?
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller wants to know if she needs to be besties with her kid’s teacher for extra perks. - If you want more of us in your week, you...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Work Kris Kringle
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for the office kris kringle, you're welcome! Links: Yeti Coffee Cup Gigi and Tom Wine Glasses Sunnylife Beach Paddle Set Typo collapsibl...
Wait, Grandma has a NAME?
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Morning all! We’re into that final stretch aren’t we. Hope you’re all hanging in there and aren’t too dazed and confused yet. ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do I Stop Apologising?
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller doesn’t know what to say when she is NOT sorry for existing. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MO...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: What do WE want?
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here's what's on our Chrissy wishlist!Links:Arms of EveNicole FendelYCL Jewels Charm Necklace Dr Lewinn’s Night SerumFlaunt Phone CaseHourglass Mas...
A Very Scary Reminder
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well, aren’t we looking fresh (shout out to Lynne) but what we wanna know is what are the Hollywood folks UP to lately cos faces be ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Has Period Shame
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's son followed her into the bathroom and her husband was not happy. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TI...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Teens and Pre-Teens
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for the teens and pre-teens in your life, you're welcome!Links:Gem Hair StamperFrank Green WaterbottleLovisa Travel Jewellery BoxPersona...
What Exactly Is Coercive Control?
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today is a very special episode about a very important issue. Yesterday was International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women and kicks ...
Interior Design Trends
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen and share with your loved onesGem and Revz xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Stole My Mirror
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's MIL has crossed another boundary, confront or let it slide? - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Grandparents
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for the grandparents in your life, you're welcome!Arlo & Co Photo keyringCoffee BeansLux ChocolatesYeti Water BottlesPottery for the...
Male Fragility The Musical
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Revz attempts to explain evolution to her kids and (cough) herself. Gem has a very specific fact to contribute from a very specific memory a...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Demote My Son's Godmother?
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller is less than impressed with her son's godmother.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for m...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Babies, Toddlers and Young Kids
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for Babies Toddlers and Younger Kids, you're welcome!Mentions:Loungey Play LoungeMy Nook Play SofaCubbi BuddiZoo Friends Annual PassTemp...
Are Involved Grandparents The New Generational Wealth?
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we’re on set, but we never leave you without your eps, DLs! So, buckle up for another Tuesday with your chaotic girlfriends who have no time....
☎️ Bestie Hotline : We're all Vanilla, No Kink
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller wants to add more spice to the bedroom but her husband is vanilla. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MO...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Teachers
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gift ideas for the teachers in your life, you're welcome!Mentions:Callie Personalised TowelsBig W Christmas HampersCroser SparklingSignup to our maili...
The Talk With a Side of Consent
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on ‘Rookie School Mum’, Gem went too big and showed herself out over a(nother) school comms event. Revz has some big life news and Gem i...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Pick 3 Self-Care Treatments for Me
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller hasn't got time for all the beauty treatments, but she is allowed 3...Revz mentions: Bondi Sands Aero Self Tanning Foam Liquid Gold...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Men
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gift ideas for the men in your life, you're welcome!Mentions:Charmast Charging Power BankCustom Stubby HolderWireless Charging StationUrbn Surf Vouche...
$5 is PLENTY!
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s spooky season — eye roll emoji; or is it? Gem has changed her tune and so we celebrate that evolution (applause)! Revz gives us a much antici...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Know My Bestie's Husband is Dodgy
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is gobsmacked by her friend's husband's behaviour, but even more shocked that she has no idea.-If you want more of us in your week, you...
Sleep Deprivation (Dog Edition)
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, look who’s looking all sleek and sh*t and not like she’s been pulled backwards through a bramble! It’s miss Gemma Peanut with a glossy new...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : F*ck Bluey's Dad
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller opens up a chat about Bluey’s Dad making us all look bad. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME...
Little Luxuries and Big Decisions
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kicking us off this week, Revz made a gaffe in the soccer team WhatsApp that went down like a lead balloon. Gem took her mum away and realised just ho...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don't Want Your Sentimental Shit
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to know how she can say no more to her in laws.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for ...
Bro, I'll Play Fantasy Football
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ok, shit is just getting crazy now because Gem just got fleeced $15 for a salad and what the Sydney?! We kick off today with another two-types-of-peop...