We Don't Have Time For This

🎤 Backstage Pass: The Medley

04 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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☎️ Bestie Hotline: The Baby I Want, Isn't Here Yet

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is feeling the monthly heartbreak of trying to conceive.  Content Warning: Fertility struggles - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Sydney

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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AMA: Show Edition

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

All of your show questions answered, all of the sausage, the dirt, the tea, you wanna know it and we’re here to spill. - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscri...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Husband Needs to Lift His Birthday Game

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants a big deal for her birthday, is that too much to ask? - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on...

🎤 Backstage Pass: London

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Nuggets For The 1%

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back from London and we are COOKED, but the show must go on! Gem gives us the lowdown on raising screen-free kids (yes, iPad-free and still alive!). T...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Can I Bonk While the Kids Are Home?

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller is bringing us the ultimate real-life dilemon: can mums still get it on when the teens are lurking? - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe t...

Fake Tan: Fun or F*cked?

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back from Perth and straight into the pod office, besties! First up, ticks, yep! another reason Australia wants to kill us all. Then we get into the f...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Perth

14 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Feel Bad For Wanting More

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has icky feelings about her wants and desires. - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify ...

Desperately Trying To Downgrade

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from Radelaide and straight into the chaos — home life is serving us peak shit show vibes. Today we’re getting real deep,...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Adelaide

07 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm Not Your Mother, I'm Your Wife

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller is wondering whether she should book her husband’s appointment or let him handle it. -  LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe ...

Producer Kate : Professional Gem & Revz Wrangler

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Gem is joined by everyone’s fave third mic, Producer Kate!... and things get spicy. We’re talking live show watch parties a...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Brisbane

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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☎️ Bestie Hotline: My 4 Year Old Has An Unhealthy Obsession

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s dilemon has us unpacking preschool politics.  - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify S...

To Hold Back Or Not Hold Back?

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First things first: tour updates! We’ve got your backstage pass to all the sausage fest chaos, the highly requested live streaming sitch, and ou...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Melbourne Night 2/ Canberra

24 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Son Is Not My Daughter's Responsibility

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller opens up a chat about the emotional load first-borns never signed up for. -  LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple...

Core Wounds Courtesy of Chris Egan

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Busta’s back busting Revz’s balls, and now he’s somehow lost his babysitter (don’t ask. Will tell). Gem spots a cockroach craw...

🎤 Backstage Pass: Melbourne

17 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Wanna Break Up With My Brother

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to call it quits on her toxic bro. - LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify Sign U...

When Your Bedroom Turns On You

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Raffa’s officially too cool for Cocomelon… but only when she’s trying to impress the older kids. (When no one’s watching, it&...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I've Never Been A Bridesmaid

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller wasn’t picked as a bridesmaid and now she’s questioning her worth. - SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subsc...

All The Glam Goss With Mel Riccio

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

By popular demand, our Tour Glam Queen Mel Riccio is cohosting the podcast today! We deep dive into how Mel became a make up artist and all her top ti...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm In Home Reader Hell

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller is hating on her kid’s homework. - SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify Sign Up...

A Toast (With A Side of Roast)

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Live show rehearsals are in full swing, and Revz is convinced she’s tanking… but Gem’s got a different view. We recap the love-fest...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Partner is Boring

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller is wondering if Steady Eddy is right for her in this life stage. - Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spot...

Gymnastics Scammed Me

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we’re asking the big questions: Are you calm in a crisis or do you spiral? And does it actually matter if you lose it, as long as everyone...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Am I The Asshole? Dinosaur Toy Edition.

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is questioning the unspoken dynamics of hand me downs.  - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MO...

Permission to Side Part?

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Revz is 40! The big 4-0, baby! We should be bathing in her radiant wisdom and newfound maturity… but no. We’ve been hijacked by Gem&rsquo...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can't Handle Rejection

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller is struggling with playdate rejection.  - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on S...

Lu’s Here and She’s Bringing the Chaos

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Revz is in her show editing cave and Gem has roped in Revz's sister, Lu, and buckle up, because she is UNHINGED in the best way. She’s got opini...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Husband Went To A Brothel

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has uncovered a devastating secret.  - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spot...

There’s A Better Way: The Gem and Revz Story

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We struggled to write the show notes for this ep. It goes everywhere, strap yourself in….   Notspons: Gem: Apple Divider Revz: Maths rolle...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Toddler Hates Her Name

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller's 3 year old wants to change her name. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on Spotify Sig...

Is His Mental Health, My Problem?

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gem’s now a matcha girlie — congrats on your new grown-up drink, babe! It’s giving wellness AND expensive pond water. We also discov...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Talk to My Kid About Sperm Donor Babies?

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller is struggling to tackle the topic of sperm donation. Mentions: D&M: My Baby By Sperm Donor  - Subscribe to MORE TIME on Ap...

Hot Takes with a Shot of Americano

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The bad news is Gem’s away, but we couldn’t leave your ear holes empty this Tuesday so we roped in a surprise new co-host! Americano is on...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Regret My Husband's Vasectomy

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller is struggling with her unexpected baby fever. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME on Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME on ...

The Baby Names That Got Away

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we kick off with a standing ovation for our knight in shining armour — Show Daddy — who bravely waded into the comment section ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I've Inherited My Mum's Body Shame

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to break her generational trauma. - Get your LIVE SHOW MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple  Subscribe to MORE...

Sushi Trauma & Taco Drama

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Boobs first, always. Go on, give ‘em a check. We’ll wait. Revz is back with a very uplifting curse update — but if you like sus...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Apologise for My Kid's Swearing?

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller is f*cking embarrassed.  - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple  Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify  Sig...

A May (Trauma) Dump

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're kicking off with a good ol’ Revz Hack™️ (because who doesn't love a shortcut that makes parenting slightly easier?) But buckl...

2025 Live Show FAQs

25 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our 2025 Live Show "Who Is She?" goes on sale 10am Monday 2nd June. We answer all of your burning questions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Did My Nan Cheat?

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has found herself in a DNA dilemon.  - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple  Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spoti...

My Relationship Is More Important Than My Kids

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Curse Continues. Revz’s car is plagued with fruit flies, we know what you’re thinking… what the actual f*ck? Just when you thin...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Lift A Curse?

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is stuck in a bad luck ditch. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple  Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify  Sign Up...

Is Cosmetic Surgery A Betrayal of All Women?

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Serious question to kick things off: how do you order your coloured pencils? Because there is one correct way and the other 63 are chaos. Next up, 92%...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Husband Needs Toilet Training

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller's husband pees on the toilet seat. Gross. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple  Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify&n...

🛍️ Help Me Shop:  New Mum

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've got you covered this Mother's Day. Here are our top picks to gift the new Mum in your life. Links: Dinner Ladies Meals Soak Bathhouse Linen Hous...

Average Mum, Amazing Aunty

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Busta’s at it again, busting Revz’s balls like it’s his full-time job. This time, he’s developed a new fear... and we’re...

🛍️ Help Me Shop: Bestie

04 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've got you covered this Mother's Day. Here are our top picks to gift your bestie. Links: Inka Arthouse Jones and Co platters Crock’d Sculpt a...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do The Trenches End?

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to know if she should go for the 3rd baby? - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple  Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Sp...

🛍️ Help Me Shop: Grandmums

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've got you covered this Mother's Day. Here are our top picks to gift your Mum. Links: Linen House Pyjamas Shorts Linen House Pyjamas Shirt COS Quil...

We Can’t Have Nice Things

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Look, the day started with a child spewing on the carpet and Gem's not exactly handling it like a zen goddess. Then—boom—one of Gem’...

🛍️ Help Me Shop: Mother's Day

27 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don't forget about you! We've got your back this Mother's Day.  - Links: Vivienne Westwood: Catwalk Coffee Table Book Country Road Vase Luv Lous ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Kid Is Constantly Lying

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller's kid cannot stop telling lies. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple  Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Spotify  Sign ...

Hot 40th, Cold Feet?

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yo, do you get gunty? Cos we do, when in denim anyway. Don’t pretend you don’t. First up today, Gem is remembering a truly terrible work p...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Kid Will Not Stop Screaming

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller has a screamer. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all...

Requested: Overhauling Your Health with Rachael Tagg

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode was by overwhelming demand. Our bestie and friend of the pod, Rachael Tagg has been on a mission to overhaul her health and well...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Unsupervised Bully At The Playground

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller has accidentally found herself the unofficial cop of the playground. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS on Apple   Subscribe t...

The Catch-Up Trap  

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded when Revz was sick (again) but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the delivery hacks we all need. Use at your own will, depending...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Sister-In- Law Is A Scammer

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller needs to vent about her SIL’s dodgy behaviour. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FO...

My Eclipse Season Was Worse Than Yours

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First up, feel yourself up. Go on, it’s now mandatory and we’ll be reminding you regularly, ok? Gem has beef with the health of her hair g...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: My In Laws Fear My Son's Nail Polish

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s callers’ son just wants to wear nail polish… What’s wrong with that? - If you want more of us in your week, you can s...

The Way Men Flounder When Women Are Sick

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Revz is finally ready to talk us through whatever the frick happened to her toe. And strap in DLs, cos it’s quite the journey for one very...

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Leave My Job?

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to blow up her work-life balance. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and...

Delulu or Defeatist and Nowhere In Between

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First up, today Gem is staging an intervention on Revz and hello pot, it’s kettle back again! Hey girl! Revz is turning to her assistant for a m...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Gives All He Has To the Kids

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is feeling a little lonely in her marriage. - Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS On Apple Subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS On Spotify Sign ...

Making Friends At Your Vasectomy

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before we even begin, please know today is one of *those* episodes. Dunno if it’s the moon or what we had for breakfast but this ep is giving stream...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Is In Love With His Mistress

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has to decide what she will put up with.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps ...

Do We Get A Sticker For Good Behaviour?

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Revz’s puppy is puppying. Don’t say we didn’t say we didn’t warn ya! And what does your dog say about you at the dog par...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Religious Family Fit-Shame Me

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller is feeling shame over her outfit choices around her extended family. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to ...

A Single Grey Pube

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What a week DLs, school’s back and the cruel passage of time ticks along at its ever galloping pace. Firstly, Gem’s Raffa is back to schoo...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Parenting Get Easier?

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is deep in the trenches. Nuff said. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giv...

Making New Friends When You’re a Mum

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We were lucky enough to have lunch with six DLs from around the country on the weekend and it reminded us the power of connecting with women and mothe...

Mum Brain? Or Neuro Spicy?

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are we all across google image search? Cos, we need you to know about this major life upgrade DLs (for us and for you). Gem attempted to make waffles ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does Anyone Care About My Kids' Allergy?

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s DL needs help on her kid navigating school with a food allergy. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIM...

The Thing About Kids Is They’re Unreasonable

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First up, Gem is doling out the beauty advice and she’s not taking push back, even in the face of disagreement. Revz is coming to terms with the...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Is A Screen Addict

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller needs to convince her husband to put. the. phone. down.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS ...

I Identify As A Dad

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You know what Gem doesn’t have time for? Raffa’s flippin *attitude*. Surely we’re not at teenage o’clock yet people. How is th...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Won't Do Therapy

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to convince her husband to do couples therapy.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for m...

Get Your Etymology Right Dickheads

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alright - when does a sock NOT need a wash? What’s the threshold, people? Revz had a security breach but it totally 2024’d and it turned out to no...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Don’t Call My 2 Year Old Pretty, Grandma!

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller is struggling with her parents enforcing gender stereotypes and beauty standards.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscr...

How To Get Your Libido Back with Sex Coach Tara O

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Post-partum libido lag is a thing. But did you know getting your groove back ain’t just for Stella? Tara is a seasoned tantric sex coach who helps p...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Are Siblings Invited?

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to know is it rude to bring extra kids to someone's child's birthday party?-If you want more of us in your week, you can subs...

Do Friendship Breakups Hurt The Most?

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gem is home from her holiday and looking golden but don’t worry, SPF was liberally applied! Tag you’re it, Revz is outta here soon but before she ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do I Talk to My Kids About Religion?

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller needs some tips on how to tackle her kids’ tricky questions.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIM...

How To Be Mum-Goals with Yai

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of the biggest requests Gem gets asked in her DMs is “can Yai please tell us how to foster such a good relationship with our kids” so we thoug...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Schoolyard Dickheads

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller needs some advice on how to support her kid being bullied at school.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE T...

The Ask-Us-Anything-At-All Annual

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s that time of year. We asked, you asked and not a lot is off limits, DLs cos we like to keep it real with you around here; it’s our an...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Toddler Hates The Baby

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s DL needs advice on her new newborn and toddler sitch.  - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FO...

The Good Mum on Surviving School Holidays

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s that time of year, here in Oz, where the kids are off school for (seemingly) forever. Who better to shepherd us all through this unending c...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My House, My Rules

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller wants to know are we allowed to discipline other people’s kids in our own houses? - If you want more of us in your week, yo...

🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Last Minute

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For those last minute, "shit I forgot" gifts, you're welcome!   Links: Storyworth Red Balloon Gift Voucher Dinner Ladies Chefgood Crock'd Paint n...

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*ck This.

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Anyone else their child’s walking rubbish bin? Cos, same. And it really has to stop cos of course, the dad’s didn’t subscribe did th...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Be The Teachers Pet?

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller wants to know if she needs to be besties with her kid’s teacher for extra perks. - If you want more of us in your week, you...