We Don't Have Time For This
Episodes
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Work Kris Kringle
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for the office kris kringle, you're welcome! Links: Yeti Coffee Cup Gigi and Tom Wine Glasses Sunnylife Beach Paddle Set Typo collapsibl...
Wait, Grandma has a NAME?
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Morning all! We’re into that final stretch aren’t we. Hope you’re all hanging in there and aren’t too dazed and confused yet. ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : How Do I Stop Apologising?
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller doesn’t know what to say when she is NOT sorry for existing. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MO...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: What do WE want?
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here's what's on our Chrissy wishlist!Links:Arms of EveNicole FendelYCL Jewels Charm Necklace Dr Lewinn’s Night SerumFlaunt Phone CaseHourglass Mas...
A Very Scary Reminder
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well, aren’t we looking fresh (shout out to Lynne) but what we wanna know is what are the Hollywood folks UP to lately cos faces be ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Has Period Shame
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's son followed her into the bathroom and her husband was not happy. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TI...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Teens and Pre-Teens
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for the teens and pre-teens in your life, you're welcome!Links:Gem Hair StamperFrank Green WaterbottleLovisa Travel Jewellery BoxPersona...
What Exactly Is Coercive Control?
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today is a very special episode about a very important issue. Yesterday was International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women and kicks ...
Interior Design Trends
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen and share with your loved onesGem and Revz xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Stole My Mirror
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's MIL has crossed another boundary, confront or let it slide? - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Grandparents
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for the grandparents in your life, you're welcome!Arlo & Co Photo keyringCoffee BeansLux ChocolatesYeti Water BottlesPottery for the...
Male Fragility The Musical
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Revz attempts to explain evolution to her kids and (cough) herself. Gem has a very specific fact to contribute from a very specific memory a...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Demote My Son's Godmother?
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller is less than impressed with her son's godmother.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for m...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Babies, Toddlers and Young Kids
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gifting inspo for Babies Toddlers and Younger Kids, you're welcome!Mentions:Loungey Play LoungeMy Nook Play SofaCubbi BuddiZoo Friends Annual PassTemp...
Are Involved Grandparents The New Generational Wealth?
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we’re on set, but we never leave you without your eps, DLs! So, buckle up for another Tuesday with your chaotic girlfriends who have no time....
☎️ Bestie Hotline : We're all Vanilla, No Kink
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller wants to add more spice to the bedroom but her husband is vanilla. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MO...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Teachers
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gift ideas for the teachers in your life, you're welcome!Mentions:Callie Personalised TowelsBig W Christmas HampersCroser SparklingSignup to our maili...
The Talk With a Side of Consent
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on ‘Rookie School Mum’, Gem went too big and showed herself out over a(nother) school comms event. Revz has some big life news and Gem i...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Pick 3 Self-Care Treatments for Me
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller hasn't got time for all the beauty treatments, but she is allowed 3...Revz mentions: Bondi Sands Aero Self Tanning Foam Liquid Gold...
🎁 WDHTFT Gift Guide: Men
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gift ideas for the men in your life, you're welcome!Mentions:Charmast Charging Power BankCustom Stubby HolderWireless Charging StationUrbn Surf Vouche...
$5 is PLENTY!
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s spooky season — eye roll emoji; or is it? Gem has changed her tune and so we celebrate that evolution (applause)! Revz gives us a much antici...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Know My Bestie's Husband is Dodgy
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is gobsmacked by her friend's husband's behaviour, but even more shocked that she has no idea.-If you want more of us in your week, you...
Sleep Deprivation (Dog Edition)
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, look who’s looking all sleek and sh*t and not like she’s been pulled backwards through a bramble! It’s miss Gemma Peanut with a glossy new...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : F*ck Bluey's Dad
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller opens up a chat about Bluey’s Dad making us all look bad. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME...
Little Luxuries and Big Decisions
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kicking us off this week, Revz made a gaffe in the soccer team WhatsApp that went down like a lead balloon. Gem took her mum away and realised just ho...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don't Want Your Sentimental Shit
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to know how she can say no more to her in laws.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for ...
Bro, I'll Play Fantasy Football
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ok, shit is just getting crazy now because Gem just got fleeced $15 for a salad and what the Sydney?! We kick off today with another two-types-of-peop...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bitch Got Married without Telling me
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller has mixed feelings about her bestie's elopement .-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for mor...
Yet Another Mindset Reset
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, we’re into the school holidays but we are absolutely limping through the bone yard of broken lunch boxes and water bottles. Anyone else? H...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Raffa The Great
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My 3 year old is a D*ckhead
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is losing her mind and her boundaries.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and ...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: The Costumes
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
Pregnant With A Bad Idea
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up today, Revz has questions for us all about splitting the bill. Yes, again. And while we’re here on Money Personalities, what are we all doi...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Favourite Things
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Regret Getting A Puppy
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller has 2 kids under 4 and then got a puppy. Nuff said.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS ...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Couples Therapy
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: If Wedding Vows Were Honest
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridal Ballad
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
The 7 Traits of Couples Who Made It
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We rocked up completely matching today, confirming what we mostly knew, we are indeed, officially a two-headed monster. First up, Revz has made an obs...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Call
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridgerton
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My High Energy Kid Needs His Batteries Drained
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller is weighing up social batteries and energy stores in a lose lose scenario. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe ...
🎤 Backstage Pass: PR Emergency
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Loop Pedal
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
🎤 Backstage Pass: A Day Out
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Comments Section
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
When Can I Leave My Kids At Home? (Asking for a Friend)
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, someone is feeling self conscious and she needs to apologise (did we learn NOTHING?). But seriously, are we STILL deep in sleep bullshit, like, ...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Country Medley
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Trenches
08 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Mum Doesn't Get Me
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller doesn't know how to handle her tricky relationship with her Mum. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME F...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Millennial Megamix
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For ExistingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Pitch
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For ExistingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎤 Backstage Pass: Meet Cute
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎤 Backstage Pass: DL Wallpaper
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For ExistingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Gemma Spice; The Popstar That Never Was
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
G’day Spring! Nice to see you! Gosh, don’t we need you (especially seeing as we’re still kinda tour jet lagged). First up, we wanna know your ki...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: AMA
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.Fab stage flowers from @sydneypaperflowers-If you want more of us in your week, you can subs...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Lost it at My Toddler and I'm Covered in Shame
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is wondering if she has made an irrevocable parenting fail.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THI...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Sydney
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more ...
Would You Go To Mars To Get Out Of Parenting?
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well it’s book week! But in other ball aches, Gems kids are all into the Lego (but more of that later). The live show has officially come to an ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Go Through My Kid’s Phone?
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller has off vibes about her step daughter’s phone privacy. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE...
She Has The Receipts
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, we DON’T go on and on about the live show because, guess what, we have a whole other show for that in BACKSTAGE PASS (which is in your fee...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Perth
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is she Using me for her Wedding?
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An extra twisty dilemon for your Friday folks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Brisbane
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and...
The Playdate Economy
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yo yo, Perth, we are IN you! Who’s coming down to the live show tomorrow night? Us! But before then, we have a job to do and Gem wants Revz to attem...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is A Screen Detox in my Future?
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs a pep talk on how to unplug her kids. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more e...
The Great Sleep Creep
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are we all taking creepy photos of our kids while they sleep? Cos same. What about your partner? No? Just Revz? It enough to make you get up early to ...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Hobart
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daughter is a Big Day
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller wants to know how to deal with her daughter being so extra.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR T...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Adelaide
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Talking about Sex, Violence & Porn with our Kids
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we’re on our way to Adelaide and it looks like we’ve officially morphed into being the same person, head to toe. Guess that’s Tour life! F...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Melbourne
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's School Photos Suck
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs to vent about her kid’s school photos.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more ...
Just a Pair of Recovering People Pleasers
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are mere sleeps away from landing in Melbourne for opening night but before we do, we need to know… how are we all making our toast? Spread > ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Just Want Him To Appreciate Me
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's DL has a one way ticket to resentment town.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and give...
Anyone Down For A Menty B?
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, someone in our office has the WRONG idea about us and it’s adding to the spiral. What spiral? Oh just your regular flu induced Menty B, hu...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : What If I Want You To Celebrate My Weight Loss?
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TW: Body Image and Disordered EatingToday's DL needs some help to work through the mental gymnastics around her weight loss.-If you want more of us in...
The Alphas Be Alpha-ing
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Revz has midnight activity in her house again but it’s not necessarily what you think. Gen spent her screen-free morning very product...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby Can't Hair
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller needs her husband to lift his hair game.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps ...
We Want to Swaddle These Cheerleaders
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Geek alert. We’ve had a very exciting stationery delivery and the fizz factor is at a 10. Yes we’re in the rehearsal studio but we’r...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Meet My Dad?
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's DL has a huge life moment she needs to squeeze. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
Unlocked: Watch Party: Bridgerton Season 3
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gentle Listeners, we have watched Bridgerton (parts 1 & 2) and we are ready to talk about it. From the glorious to the awkward we are getting gran...
Can I Marry You Again in 10 Years?
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well someone is having…what’s the opposite of WILD… mundane (?) dreams of fastidious domesticity. Spoiler, it’s Gem and it h...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do Friendships Have An Expiry?
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s DL needs to know if she should hold on to her longest friendships or let them fade out. - If you want more of us in your week, you can s...
You Let Your Kids Watch That?
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, we have a much requested update on Beanie-gate. The only person not that interested is Revz, but she’s happy to oblige us all. Gem wat...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Have Nice Things, Though?
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller needs all the tips and tricks for a stylish home with a toddler. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to ...
Mother Is Here: Amy Gerard In The House
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we have a guest. And you’re right, we don’t normally have guests, but when there’s a fellow salty, real-talking mama on the lo...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Still Be Friends With Him?
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TW: Domestic Violence and Family Violence.This week's DL wants her bestie in her life, but not her bestie's husband.-If you want more of us in your we...
Some Rules About My Kid on Your Socials…
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, after you all broke the internet yesterday, we are getting straight into the important stuff — an update on Gem’s toilet cubical sel...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : What Do You Do In Your Spare Time?
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is wondering what she should have done when she was gifted some free time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Back To Toddler Town
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, the sparkly tap-dancing show cat is well and truly out of the bag! We’re going on tour and omg yes, Perth, yes Adelaide, yes Tassie girlies we...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Deal With My Pass-Ag Bestie
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller needs help on how to handle judgey comments about her kid.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS...
Are We In Our Cringe Era?
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re starting with an incredibly important and life-defining question today…where do you land? Revz went to a live music event and was v...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : To Take or Not Take The Baby
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL has an offer too good to refuse._If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaw...
Slow-Clap & Walk Away
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday you wonderful legends. Kicking off the week, Revz kids have invented a one-part wholesome, one-part toilet humour game and it has to be ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Talk About Blended Family Finances?
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller is feeling frustrated with the money dynamics in her blended family. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to M...
Not My Responsibility!
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, Gem went and mentally un-loaded on her kid’s whole soccer team. Tone deaf? Potentially. Fair and absolutely reasonable? Also yes. But did ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is This A Single Mum Life Hack or Too Risky?
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller wonders if she should join forces with her bestie for the perks of marriage.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to...
Making and Keeping Friends in the Mum Era (spoiler) Is Hard
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CW: grief, loss, infant loss. DLs we touch on grief and loss today, if today is not the day for you to hear that kind of content, please skip this one...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Party Was a No Show Nightmare
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller has been left gutted after her guest list ghosted her. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS ...