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Episodes
Bro, I'll Play Fantasy Football
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ok, shit is just getting crazy now because Gem just got fleeced $15 for a salad and what the Sydney?! We kick off today with another two-types-of-peop...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bitch Got Married without Telling me
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller has mixed feelings about her bestie's elopement .-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for mor...
Yet Another Mindset Reset
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, we’re into the school holidays but we are absolutely limping through the bone yard of broken lunch boxes and water bottles. Anyone else? H...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Raffa The Great
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My 3 year old is a D*ckhead
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is losing her mind and her boundaries.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and ...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: The Costumes
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
Pregnant With A Bad Idea
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up today, Revz has questions for us all about splitting the bill. Yes, again. And while we’re here on Money Personalities, what are we all doi...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Favourite Things
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Regret Getting A Puppy
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller has 2 kids under 4 and then got a puppy. Nuff said.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS ...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Couples Therapy
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: If Wedding Vows Were Honest
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridal Ballad
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
The 7 Traits of Couples Who Made It
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We rocked up completely matching today, confirming what we mostly knew, we are indeed, officially a two-headed monster. First up, Revz has made an obs...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Call
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Bridgerton
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My High Energy Kid Needs His Batteries Drained
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller is weighing up social batteries and energy stores in a lose lose scenario. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe ...
🎤 Backstage Pass: PR Emergency
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Loop Pedal
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
🎤 Backstage Pass: A Day Out
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Comments Section
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
When Can I Leave My Kids At Home? (Asking for a Friend)
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, someone is feeling self conscious and she needs to apologise (did we learn NOTHING?). But seriously, are we STILL deep in sleep bullshit, like, ...
🎤 Backstage Pass: Country Medley
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Trenches
08 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps a...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Mum Doesn't Get Me
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller doesn't know how to handle her tricky relationship with her Mum. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME F...
🎤 Backstage Pass: The Millennial Megamix
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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🎤 Backstage Pass: The Pitch
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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🎤 Backstage Pass: Meet Cute
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎤 Backstage Pass: DL Wallpaper
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For ExistingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Gemma Spice; The Popstar That Never Was
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
G’day Spring! Nice to see you! Gosh, don’t we need you (especially seeing as we’re still kinda tour jet lagged). First up, we wanna know your ki...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: AMA
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.Fab stage flowers from @sydneypaperflowers-If you want more of us in your week, you can subs...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Lost it at My Toddler and I'm Covered in Shame
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is wondering if she has made an irrevocable parenting fail.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THI...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Sydney
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Would You Go To Mars To Get Out Of Parenting?
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well it’s book week! But in other ball aches, Gems kids are all into the Lego (but more of that later). The live show has officially come to an ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Go Through My Kid’s Phone?
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller has off vibes about her step daughter’s phone privacy. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE...
She Has The Receipts
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, we DON’T go on and on about the live show because, guess what, we have a whole other show for that in BACKSTAGE PASS (which is in your fee...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Perth
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is she Using me for her Wedding?
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An extra twisty dilemon for your Friday folks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Brisbane
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and...
The Playdate Economy
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yo yo, Perth, we are IN you! Who’s coming down to the live show tomorrow night? Us! But before then, we have a job to do and Gem wants Revz to attem...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is A Screen Detox in my Future?
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs a pep talk on how to unplug her kids. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more e...
The Great Sleep Creep
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are we all taking creepy photos of our kids while they sleep? Cos same. What about your partner? No? Just Revz? It enough to make you get up early to ...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Hobart
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Daughter is a Big Day
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller wants to know how to deal with her daughter being so extra.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR T...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Adelaide
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Talking about Sex, Violence & Porn with our Kids
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we’re on our way to Adelaide and it looks like we’ve officially morphed into being the same person, head to toe. Guess that’s Tour life! F...
🎤 Backstage Pass 2024: Melbourne
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go backstage of our Live Show: Sorry For Existing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's School Photos Suck
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs to vent about her kid’s school photos.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more ...
Just a Pair of Recovering People Pleasers
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are mere sleeps away from landing in Melbourne for opening night but before we do, we need to know… how are we all making our toast? Spread > ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Just Want Him To Appreciate Me
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's DL has a one way ticket to resentment town.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and give...
Anyone Down For A Menty B?
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, someone in our office has the WRONG idea about us and it’s adding to the spiral. What spiral? Oh just your regular flu induced Menty B, hu...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : What If I Want You To Celebrate My Weight Loss?
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TW: Body Image and Disordered EatingToday's DL needs some help to work through the mental gymnastics around her weight loss.-If you want more of us in...
The Alphas Be Alpha-ing
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Revz has midnight activity in her house again but it’s not necessarily what you think. Gen spent her screen-free morning very product...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby Can't Hair
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller needs her husband to lift his hair game.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps ...
We Want to Swaddle These Cheerleaders
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Geek alert. We’ve had a very exciting stationery delivery and the fizz factor is at a 10. Yes we’re in the rehearsal studio but we’r...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Meet My Dad?
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's DL has a huge life moment she needs to squeeze. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps an...
Unlocked: Watch Party: Bridgerton Season 3
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gentle Listeners, we have watched Bridgerton (parts 1 & 2) and we are ready to talk about it. From the glorious to the awkward we are getting gran...
Can I Marry You Again in 10 Years?
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well someone is having…what’s the opposite of WILD… mundane (?) dreams of fastidious domesticity. Spoiler, it’s Gem and it h...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do Friendships Have An Expiry?
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s DL needs to know if she should hold on to her longest friendships or let them fade out. - If you want more of us in your week, you can s...
You Let Your Kids Watch That?
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, we have a much requested update on Beanie-gate. The only person not that interested is Revz, but she’s happy to oblige us all. Gem wat...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Have Nice Things, Though?
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller needs all the tips and tricks for a stylish home with a toddler. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to ...
Mother Is Here: Amy Gerard In The House
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we have a guest. And you’re right, we don’t normally have guests, but when there’s a fellow salty, real-talking mama on the lo...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Still Be Friends With Him?
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TW: Domestic Violence and Family Violence.This week's DL wants her bestie in her life, but not her bestie's husband.-If you want more of us in your we...
Some Rules About My Kid on Your Socials…
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, after you all broke the internet yesterday, we are getting straight into the important stuff — an update on Gem’s toilet cubical sel...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : What Do You Do In Your Spare Time?
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is wondering what she should have done when she was gifted some free time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Back To Toddler Town
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, the sparkly tap-dancing show cat is well and truly out of the bag! We’re going on tour and omg yes, Perth, yes Adelaide, yes Tassie girlies we...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Deal With My Pass-Ag Bestie
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller needs help on how to handle judgey comments about her kid.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS...
Are We In Our Cringe Era?
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re starting with an incredibly important and life-defining question today…where do you land? Revz went to a live music event and was v...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : To Take or Not Take The Baby
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL has an offer too good to refuse._If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaw...
Slow-Clap & Walk Away
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday you wonderful legends. Kicking off the week, Revz kids have invented a one-part wholesome, one-part toilet humour game and it has to be ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can We Talk About Blended Family Finances?
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller is feeling frustrated with the money dynamics in her blended family. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to M...
Not My Responsibility!
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, Gem went and mentally un-loaded on her kid’s whole soccer team. Tone deaf? Potentially. Fair and absolutely reasonable? Also yes. But did ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is This A Single Mum Life Hack or Too Risky?
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller wonders if she should join forces with her bestie for the perks of marriage.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to...
Making and Keeping Friends in the Mum Era (spoiler) Is Hard
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CW: grief, loss, infant loss. DLs we touch on grief and loss today, if today is not the day for you to hear that kind of content, please skip this one...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Party Was a No Show Nightmare
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller has been left gutted after her guest list ghosted her. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS ...
Trolled By Your Toddler
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Has your child accidentally booty called someone late at night, or FaceTimed your boss in the wee hours of the morning? Cos, same. Same. In this week’...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Think My Kid Is Obsessed With Her Carer
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs to know if her child’s obsession is normal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Gen X the Best Parents?
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it’s getting colder in Sydney and Revz has a gripe…#closethebed, Gem is dismayed at her kid’s lack of sh*ts when it comes to her opinion (...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Change My Name in 2024?
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s DL is feeling the feminist pressure to keep her last name. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS fo...
The Mum-Guilt Is Peaking
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it’s bring your kids to work day as sickness has descended on Revz’s home. But we soldier on! Gem’s kids have hit a new mode (well, for th...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don’t Do Threesomes
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL is not loving the “three’s a crowd’ vibes.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for mor...
Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know there’s a lady that will come and de-louse your whole family? What a job. Essential, but truly horrific. Raffa is trying to be on anoth...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do I Have To Do The Daycare Party?
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller doesn’t want to deal with kids party admin on her days off.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR ...
What Do I Bring To Your BBQ in 2024?
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kicking off this Tuesday with a couple of retractions cos apparently our brains have left the building. Is it post-partum? Is it Term 1 craziness, is ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Had a Baby and Lost a Bestie
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL is struggling with friendship changes since becoming a Mum.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR TH...
The Hierarchy Of Birthing Styles
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-share...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Cut All My Hair Off?
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL is having a bad hair day… everyday.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and gi...
Am I “Normal” Ragey or, like, Problem Ragey?
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well it’s a hellfire week (do we just call this Tuesday?) this week. The house of cards has well and truly crumbled and we’re at the bottom of the...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : It’s Easier When My Husband is Away
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, our DL questions why it is harder to parent when her husband is around.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME ...
Chronic Parenting Fatigue
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well, someone dressed up (a.k.a did their hair) for today’s record and someone (cough, cough, Gem) isn’t happy about it. Then Revz rec...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : He Jacked off Next To Me
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's DL has got a major ick over her husband's poor choice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Tuesday Episode (Taylor’s Version)
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stop EVERYTHING. We both got to go to the Eras Tour over the weekend and we simply must debrief, breakdown and dissect everything from our individual ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Ditch the Devon, Daycare!
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss a daycare menu that doesn't add up.SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthisSpotify —...
She’s Just So Jealous
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Gem has some random facts and then follows it up with some utter BS stemming from her imposter syndrome. HELLO TUESDAY! Then Revz had a curi...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is Hating My Husband… Permanent?
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller is wondering if it’s just the trenches or the marriage death nell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Episode We Finally Get Cancelled
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ol’ Cam Diaz is piggybacking off Gem’s marriage philosophy. She must be a DL. Then Gem is ruing the day she named her son after yet another offici...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can You Talk About Saltburn, Already?
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is annoyed we teased and never discussed Saltburn and it’s making her rage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Judging, But Not Judging
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Can you teach your kid to whistle? Well, lucky Mama Gem is here to give us all the steps to get your toddlers whistle game strong. Then Revz is dirty ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : No, You Can't Bring Your Boy To Brunch.
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller needs to protect her sacred girls brunch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Trenches Be Trenching
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back, basic b*tches! We’re BACK! And we’ve added a visual element to our show and it’s making us kinda mad at ourselves and pondering if...
The 40 by 40 List
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
DLs, this is the last ep for 2023, where did it all go etc.. etc… firstly, is turkey overrated? We discuss, then Gem is getting into Boxing Day sale...