We Don't Have Time For This
Episodes
Trolled By Your Toddler
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Has your child accidentally booty called someone late at night, or FaceTimed your boss in the wee hours of the morning? Cos, same. Same. In this week’...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Think My Kid Is Obsessed With Her Carer
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL needs to know if her child’s obsession is normal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Gen X the Best Parents?
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it’s getting colder in Sydney and Revz has a gripe…#closethebed, Gem is dismayed at her kid’s lack of sh*ts when it comes to her opinion (...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Change My Name in 2024?
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s DL is feeling the feminist pressure to keep her last name. -If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS fo...
The Mum-Guilt Is Peaking
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it’s bring your kids to work day as sickness has descended on Revz’s home. But we soldier on! Gem’s kids have hit a new mode (well, for th...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don’t Do Threesomes
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL is not loving the “three’s a crowd’ vibes.-If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for mor...
Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know there’s a lady that will come and de-louse your whole family? What a job. Essential, but truly horrific. Raffa is trying to be on anoth...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do I Have To Do The Daycare Party?
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller doesn’t want to deal with kids party admin on her days off.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR ...
What Do I Bring To Your BBQ in 2024?
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kicking off this Tuesday with a couple of retractions cos apparently our brains have left the building. Is it post-partum? Is it Term 1 craziness, is ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Had a Baby and Lost a Bestie
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL is struggling with friendship changes since becoming a Mum.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR TH...
The Hierarchy Of Birthing Styles
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-share...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Cut All My Hair Off?
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s DL is having a bad hair day… everyday.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and gi...
Am I “Normal” Ragey or, like, Problem Ragey?
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well it’s a hellfire week (do we just call this Tuesday?) this week. The house of cards has well and truly crumbled and we’re at the bottom of the...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : It’s Easier When My Husband is Away
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, our DL questions why it is harder to parent when her husband is around.If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME ...
Chronic Parenting Fatigue
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well, someone dressed up (a.k.a did their hair) for today’s record and someone (cough, cough, Gem) isn’t happy about it. Then Revz rec...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : He Jacked off Next To Me
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's DL has got a major ick over her husband's poor choice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Tuesday Episode (Taylor’s Version)
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stop EVERYTHING. We both got to go to the Eras Tour over the weekend and we simply must debrief, breakdown and dissect everything from our individual ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Ditch the Devon, Daycare!
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss a daycare menu that doesn't add up.SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This : Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthisSpotify —...
She’s Just So Jealous
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Gem has some random facts and then follows it up with some utter BS stemming from her imposter syndrome. HELLO TUESDAY! Then Revz had a curi...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is Hating My Husband… Permanent?
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller is wondering if it’s just the trenches or the marriage death nell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Episode We Finally Get Cancelled
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ol’ Cam Diaz is piggybacking off Gem’s marriage philosophy. She must be a DL. Then Gem is ruing the day she named her son after yet another offici...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can You Talk About Saltburn, Already?
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is annoyed we teased and never discussed Saltburn and it’s making her rage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Judging, But Not Judging
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Can you teach your kid to whistle? Well, lucky Mama Gem is here to give us all the steps to get your toddlers whistle game strong. Then Revz is dirty ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : No, You Can't Bring Your Boy To Brunch.
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller needs to protect her sacred girls brunch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Trenches Be Trenching
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back, basic b*tches! We’re BACK! And we’ve added a visual element to our show and it’s making us kinda mad at ourselves and pondering if...
The 40 by 40 List
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
DLs, this is the last ep for 2023, where did it all go etc.. etc… firstly, is turkey overrated? We discuss, then Gem is getting into Boxing Day sale...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Get Involved?
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants to know what to do when witnessing a disturbing scene.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shamed in the School WhatsApp Group
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Birthday Gem! Another year edging towards a glorious state of decay... 38 and feeling great. And in a birthday back flip gem is now hard into El...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Farm Of Lies; He's Cheating and I Know It
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of the juiciest, trickiest dilemons we have ever had to squeeze. Straight from the live Xmas show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Gem’s Surprise Third Child (keep calm…)
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well this is our 150th Tuesday episode ever, isn’t that WILD?! It’s a lot of talking, but we still have more to say… Gem is back in...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Ignores My December Baby
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller has a gaslighting MIL who lives atop Capitalism Mountain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Slice of Humble Christmas Pie
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Raffa has subscribed Gem to all sorts of nonsense and how do we wrangle these devices we let our kids drive, guys, it’s a Wild West out there! W...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bastard Edged Me On My Birthday
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You won’t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa… and on her birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Won’t Somebody Think of the Husbands
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids “kidnap” hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We&rsq...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hey Grandma, He's Not Going to Listen
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller needs to school her parent.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why Would You Seat Me Next To This Guy?
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello you gorgeous DLs! It’s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's a No(vember) From Me
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Gemma, We Absolutely Do Not Have Time For That…
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s st...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Quit My Job, Now What?
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This Is A Bad Root
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again)...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby, Please Kick Them Out
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants to know how to get rid of her unwanted house guests.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Woo Woo Backflip No One Saw Coming
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s c...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Break Up With My Wedding Planner?
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller has been ghosted by a very public person.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tell Me That's Not A Ghost
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well, look who’s an absolute croc of sh*t.. looking at you Gemma (and your kids footwear). Gem is still battling a lurgy but she’s try...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Says I Spend Too Much On Me
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller is getting questioned over how much she spends on herself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Are Ick-Tok
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
**A note before we begin that this episode was recorded over a week ago before events in the Middle East and the Australian Referendum. We want to ack...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Another Baby Break Us
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller wants another baby but her husband isn’t on the same page. Please vote for us:https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/votingSee o...
Are Soulmates Real, Though?
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Revz has officially been a parent for 9 years today. Woah. That’s a while to still not be an expert. Gem is on holiday, it’s fine, we’re not tha...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's My Washing Line, F*ck Off!
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller has a neighbour crossing a major boundary.Vote for us in the Australian Podcast Awards!https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voti...
Go Away With Your Perfect Parenting
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do you call your friends first thing on their birthday or do you (cough, Gem) call them on their birthday not knowing it’s their birthday and talki...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Got Blackout With The School Mums
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller is hiding at the school gate after a mortifying night out. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆https://www.australian...
Smug UnMarried Bullsh*t
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So Revz did a staycay at a fancy hotel and met a Japanese toilet…hilarity ensues! Gem is hooked on one helluva drug called Parent Pride TM and she w...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Step Son's Mum Hates Me
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants everyone to get along... is she dreaming?Please vote for us for Listener's Choice:https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/vot...
Is It Rude To Not RSVP? (Spoiler, Yes)
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re so in sync now it’s like we’re N’sync; thanks to the tour the sharks are circling. We have a whole lotta new DLs, so we asked you how to...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Afford Your Coach Bag
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants to know what's the go with group gifting?Vote for us as LISTENERS CHOICE at the Aus Podcast Awards: https://www.australianpo...
My Biggest Fears Are Not Your Marketing Tools
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Back to regular programming and ya girls are sitting down for a good old fashion chat about life again. Things got shaken up in Gem household while sh...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Need a Classy One Liner
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller has planned for 3 under 3 and needs a clap back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Goes On Tour....
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re coming down pretty hard after the official BEST month in the podcast’s ( /our) life, Tour Month. We just can’t quite get over it and so we...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Battle of the Grandmas
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller wonders if she needs to run interference on two very ambitious Nannas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Annual Besties AMA
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time of year where we answer all your curly questions and this time we asked you to make them spicy. So you hit us up with all the thi...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is Postpartum "Success" A Thing?
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is wondering if she can do it better this time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Helicopters and Tigers and Lawnmowers, Oh My!
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
DLs we’re in Brisbane! And happy about it after a raucous and magical first show in Melbourne! And there are two types of people (well, two type...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does My Toddler Hate Me?
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to know wtf is up with her toddler.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That's Showbiz!
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Morning legends! While we casually jet to Melbourne to see our Victorian DLs, we have a fresh ep for you! But first, Raffa has taken on a task that&rs...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Preparing My Kids for Separation
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to know if she can co-parent under the same roof or if that's a fantasy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Cumming of Age Story
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So, Teddy has discovered Gwen Stefani and that sh*t is bananas. Gem had a quote / meme / reel fall in her lap and it’s now her entire parenting phil...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I be Shamed for Public Breastfeeding?
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller needs a serious pep talk after a run in with a face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Don’t Ask Me If Your Marriage is Dead
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Raffa has changed her tune on something and Gem is pretty devo about it. Then we wanna know how often people are washing their towels. Like,...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Have a Girl or Boy?
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's dilemon involves sex selection (FYI it's legal in the US)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Just A Phase
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gooood Morning DLs! Its Tuesday morning and we are starting out with a BIG announcement today, so buckle up! We have been busy, busy bees getting read...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My BIL is an A Hole
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's dilemon involves mansplaining... nuf said.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Please Stop Staring
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Gem gives the update no one asked for and tries to rebrand something no one asked to rebrand. It’s fine, we love her for it. Revz regales ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Mumxiety
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is flooded with all the thoughts about how her Mum friends think of her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Burn, Baby, Burn.
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ok so, don’t tell anyone, but making pizzas is an art. Like, don’t try this at home kids..for real. Gem has a new appreciation for the upper crust...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Number 2 Times 2
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller needs a pep talk from seasoned parents (who? us?) on how to toilet train her twin tornadoes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Bad Things Come In Threes, Right?
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We kick off today with a little beauty PSA about chrome nails for those playing at home and then, holy shit, we BOTH got Taylor Swift tickets and we d...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : A Job With Flexibility... Impossible?
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s caller is looking for a needle in a haystack. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Don't Post That, Mum
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We got a pass agg gift from Revz’ mum; Gem wants to know what the design is and Revz is dirty about storage. Gem had a weird incident at the beach i...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hand-me-down Hell
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s caller is feeling all the mum guilt over second hand onesies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When Did We Get Old, Though?
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, Gem’s theatre nightmares have started, and she’s sweating over getting up on a stage again. But it’s remarkable she’s dr...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Drop Off Drama
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller need some tips on how to deal with her kid's drop off shit fit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Chronicles of Blue Mimi
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our new podcast “Under The Sea” where we discuss the Little Mermaid for 147housr… JOKES! But give us 5minutes because we have more sh...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Rich Mum Poor Mum
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to know how to navigate her friend's differing financial freedoms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is It Long Covid Or Am I Just A Tired Mum
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well straight up, Gem gets the best text message of her life (including GIFs) but it’s quickly followed up with a schooling on a weird (potentially ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Know I'm a B*tch but Love Me Harder
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants to chat about her monthly b*tch day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: The Worst Kept Secret Ever
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our live shows are ON SALE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
B*tch, You Know I'm Getting That Ice Cream
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yo, when was the last time you bought tissues? The 12th of Nevuary? Cos same, but betcha Mum does? We demi-announce the worst kept secret we’ve ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm A Boy Mum, Back Off
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller wants to understand why boy mums cop massive insults.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is There Anything More Terrifying Than a Digital Detox?
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gem’s had a Pinterest makeover and she’s now essentially living in a display home. Hubs is banned from the for-show-only-bay-leaves, so, you can i...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Postpartum Fashion Freakout
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller is wondering how do we dress ourselves these days.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Big Dog
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What if our kids are someone completely different at day care than they are at home? Like, personality transplant.. that’s what’s happened in Gem’...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Ex Wants Mother's Day
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is calling to check she doesn't have to make Mother's Day about her baby Daddy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Should Women Apologise For Getting Paid?
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gem is back and in (better) health. Revz now has a 6 year old and she’s musing on birth once again. Gem is on a real rampage about her period. She’...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Hate My New Job
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is regretting everything including 4 years of study.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Wouldn't Leave You Hanging
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well. Sometimes you can't just keep going. Today is one of those days. But don't worry, we wouldn't leave your feed empty...See omnystudio.com/listene...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Dealer is a Dickhead
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller needs some advice on how to buy a car from a misogynist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
THAT Bluey Episode
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is cozzy livs coming for our nails? Obviously, but we’ll fight it. But Gem is eye rolling at what Revz is digging her heels (and toes) in on. And wh...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Change My Kid's Name?
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our DL is wondering how far is too far when changing her kids name.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Scammer Scammed the Scammer
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What a WEEK in Podcast land! We give a little sausage making BTS chatter on the shoot that you’re all loving before hearing a truly bananas story ab...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kids Get The Worst of Me
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller needs a reframe on her 2nd job, parenting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.