We Don't Have Time For This

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Get Involved?

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to know what to do when witnessing a disturbing scene.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shamed in the School WhatsApp Group

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Birthday Gem! Another year edging towards a glorious state of decay... 38 and feeling great. And in a birthday back flip gem is now hard into El...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Farm Of Lies; He's Cheating and I Know It

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of the juiciest, trickiest dilemons we have ever had to squeeze. Straight from the live Xmas show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Gem’s Surprise Third Child (keep calm…)

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well this is our 150th Tuesday episode ever, isn’t that WILD?! It’s a lot of talking, but we still have more to say… Gem is back in...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Ignores My December Baby

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller has a gaslighting MIL who lives atop Capitalism Mountain.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Slice of Humble Christmas Pie

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Raffa has subscribed Gem to all sorts of nonsense and how do we wrangle these devices we let our kids drive, guys, it’s a Wild West out there! W...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bastard Edged Me On My Birthday

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You won’t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa… and on her birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Won’t Somebody Think of the Husbands

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids “kidnap” hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We&rsq...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hey Grandma, He's Not Going to Listen

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller needs to school her parent.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Would You Seat Me Next To This Guy?

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hello you gorgeous DLs! It’s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's a No(vember) From Me

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gemma, We Absolutely Do Not Have Time For That…

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s st...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Quit My Job, Now What?

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Is A Bad Root

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again)...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby, Please Kick Them Out

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to know how to get rid of her unwanted house guests.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Woo Woo Backflip No One Saw Coming

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s c...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Break Up With My Wedding Planner?

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller has been ghosted by a very public person.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tell Me That's Not A Ghost

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, well, well, look who’s an absolute croc of sh*t.. looking at you Gemma (and your kids footwear). Gem is still battling a lurgy but she’s try...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Says I Spend Too Much On Me

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks caller is getting questioned over how much she spends on herself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Are Ick-Tok

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

**A note before we begin that this episode was recorded over a week ago before events in the Middle East and the Australian Referendum. We want to ack...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Another Baby Break Us

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks caller wants another baby but her husband isn’t on the same page. Please vote for us:https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/votingSee o...

Are Soulmates Real, Though?

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Revz has officially been a parent for 9 years today. Woah. That’s a while to still not be an expert. Gem is on holiday, it’s fine, we’re not tha...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's My Washing Line, F*ck Off!

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller has a neighbour crossing a major boundary.Vote for us in the Australian Podcast Awards!https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voti...

Go Away With Your Perfect Parenting

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you call your friends first thing on their birthday or do you (cough, Gem) call them on their birthday not knowing it’s their birthday and talki...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Got Blackout With The School Mums

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks caller is hiding at the school gate after a mortifying night out. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆https://www.australian...

Smug UnMarried Bullsh*t

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So Revz did a staycay at a fancy hotel and met a Japanese toilet…hilarity ensues! Gem is hooked on one helluva drug called Parent Pride TM and she w...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Step Son's Mum Hates Me

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants everyone to get along... is she dreaming?Please vote for us for Listener's Choice:https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/vot...

Is It Rude To Not RSVP? (Spoiler, Yes)

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re so in sync now it’s like we’re N’sync; thanks to the tour the sharks are circling. We have a whole lotta new DLs, so we asked you how to...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Afford Your Coach Bag

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to know what's the go with group gifting?Vote for us as LISTENERS CHOICE at the Aus Podcast Awards: https://www.australianpo...

My Biggest Fears Are Not Your Marketing Tools

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Back to regular programming and ya girls are sitting down for a good old fashion chat about life again. Things got shaken up in Gem household while sh...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Need a Classy One Liner

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller has planned for 3 under 3 and needs a clap back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Goes On Tour....

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re coming down pretty hard after the official BEST month in the podcast’s ( /our) life, Tour Month. We just can’t quite get over it and so we...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Battle of the Grandmas

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller wonders if she needs to run interference on two very ambitious Nannas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Annual Besties AMA

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s that time of year where we answer all your curly questions and this time we asked you to make them spicy. So you hit us up with all the thi...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is Postpartum "Success" A Thing?

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is wondering if she can do it better this time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Helicopters and Tigers and Lawnmowers, Oh My!

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

DLs we’re in Brisbane! And happy about it after a raucous and magical first show in Melbourne! And there are two types of people (well, two type...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Does My Toddler Hate Me?

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to know wtf is up with her toddler.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's Showbiz!

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Morning legends! While we casually jet to Melbourne to see our Victorian DLs, we have a fresh ep for you! But first, Raffa has taken on a task that&rs...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Preparing My Kids for Separation

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to know if she can co-parent under the same roof or if that's a fantasy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Cumming of Age Story

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, Teddy has discovered Gwen Stefani and that sh*t is bananas. Gem had a quote / meme / reel fall in her lap and it’s now her entire parenting phil...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I be Shamed for Public Breastfeeding?

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller needs a serious pep talk after a run in with a face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t Ask Me If Your Marriage is Dead

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First up, Raffa has changed her tune on something and Gem is pretty devo about it. Then we wanna know how often people are washing their towels. Like,...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Have a Girl or Boy?

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's dilemon involves sex selection (FYI it's legal in the US)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Just A Phase

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gooood Morning DLs! Its Tuesday morning and we are starting out with a BIG announcement today, so buckle up! We have been busy, busy bees getting read...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My BIL is an A Hole

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's dilemon involves mansplaining... nuf said.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please Stop Staring

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First up, Gem gives the update no one asked for and tries to rebrand something no one asked to rebrand. It’s fine, we love her for it. Revz regales ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Mumxiety

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is flooded with all the thoughts about how her Mum friends think of her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burn, Baby, Burn.

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ok so, don’t tell anyone, but making pizzas is an art. Like, don’t try this at home kids..for real. Gem has a new appreciation for the upper crust...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Number 2 Times 2

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller needs a pep talk from seasoned parents (who? us?) on how to toilet train her twin tornadoes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Bad Things Come In Threes, Right?

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today with a little beauty PSA about chrome nails for those playing at home and then, holy shit, we BOTH got Taylor Swift tickets and we d...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : A Job With Flexibility... Impossible?

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s caller is looking for a needle in a haystack. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Post That, Mum

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We got a pass agg gift from Revz’ mum; Gem wants to know what the design is and Revz is dirty about storage. Gem had a weird incident at the beach i...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hand-me-down Hell

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s caller is feeling all the mum guilt over second hand onesies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Did We Get Old, Though?

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Gem’s theatre nightmares have started, and she’s sweating over getting up on a stage again. But it’s remarkable she’s dr...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Drop Off Drama

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller need some tips on how to deal with her kid's drop off shit fit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Chronicles of Blue Mimi

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our new podcast “Under The Sea” where we discuss the Little Mermaid for 147housr… JOKES! But give us 5minutes because we have more sh...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Rich Mum Poor Mum

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to know how to navigate her friend's differing financial freedoms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is It Long Covid Or Am I Just A Tired Mum

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well straight up, Gem gets the best text message of her life (including GIFs) but it’s quickly followed up with a schooling on a weird (potentially ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Know I'm a B*tch but Love Me Harder

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller wants to chat about her monthly b*tch day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BONUS: The Worst Kept Secret Ever

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our live shows are ON SALE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

B*tch, You Know I'm Getting That Ice Cream

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yo, when was the last time you bought tissues? The 12th of Nevuary? Cos same, but betcha Mum does? We demi-announce the worst kept secret we’ve ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm A Boy Mum, Back Off

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to understand why boy mums cop massive insults.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is There Anything More Terrifying Than a Digital Detox?

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gem’s had a Pinterest makeover and she’s now essentially living in a display home. Hubs is banned from the for-show-only-bay-leaves, so, you can i...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Postpartum Fashion Freakout

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks caller is wondering how do we dress ourselves these days.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Big Dog

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What if our kids are someone completely different at day care than they are at home? Like, personality transplant.. that’s what’s happened in Gem’...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Ex Wants Mother's Day

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is calling to check she doesn't have to make Mother's Day about her baby Daddy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should Women Apologise For Getting Paid?

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gem is back and in (better) health. Revz now has a 6 year old and she’s musing on birth once again. Gem is on a real rampage about her period. She’...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Hate My New Job

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is regretting everything including 4 years of study.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Wouldn't Leave You Hanging

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well. Sometimes you can't just keep going. Today is one of those days. But don't worry, we wouldn't leave your feed empty...See omnystudio.com/listene...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Dealer is a Dickhead

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller needs some advice on how to buy a car from a misogynist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THAT Bluey Episode

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is cozzy livs coming for our nails? Obviously, but we’ll fight it. But Gem is eye rolling at what Revz is digging her heels (and toes) in on. And wh...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Change My Kid's Name?

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our DL is wondering how far is too far when changing her kids name.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Scammer Scammed the Scammer

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What a WEEK in Podcast land! We give a little sausage making BTS chatter on the shoot that you’re all loving before hearing a truly bananas story ab...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kids Get The Worst of Me

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller needs a reframe on her 2nd job, parenting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, Kids Shouldn’t Say Sorry?

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Updates! Get your updates! Gem has gone and DONE it, she’s won parenting, completed it, nailed it, slam dunk she’s done. Raffa can now lose. Or at...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm Not The Preferred Parent

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is feeling a little left out of the love bubble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bit Of An Update

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, just zooming on into Tuesday without a helmet, what’s going ON with e-bikes, y’all? We’re divided (and a little excited). And, well, *some...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : She's Not "Big" She's Tall

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is really upset by comments on her kid's body.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Too Late To Ask

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You know when you get to a certain stage of life, you’re a grown adult and you really should know certain things? Like, what’s in mayonnaise or ho...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : A Bully? Already?

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wants to know how to deal with her actual baby's bully.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shame At Home Mum

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oh look, Revz is upholding more boundaries, good on her! Meanwhile Gem had a solid hang with a newly minted Mum of Three™️ and she has thoughts an...

☎️ Bestie Hotline Rewind : My MIL Butchered My Kids First Haircut

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's caller needs to know how to recover from this gross overstep.Today's episode is sponsored by Cashrewards. Yay!https://www.cashrewards.com....

Pets? In This Economy?

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First up how many chargers and cables do you own, like, collectively in your household? Is it a Christmas lights situation or what? Then, Revz got rec...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Boomer Mum Doesn't Get My Marriage

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller does not have time for her Mum's old school priorities.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pimples and Wrinkles and Fairies, Oh My.

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well. Instagram has spoken. “Hubby” and variations are cringe. Hot damn, we were oblivious?! But we’ve come this far, ya know? In other self-con...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Boomer Stole My Carspace

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is wondering if she should have spoken up. Subscribe to D&M:Apple Podcasts:https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthisSpotify:https://a...

I'm Trying to Care

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when you’re so far beyond the kid stage your mate is deep in and they come to you with a vent…and you simply…can’t… care? That’...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kids Have Joined the Cult of Busy

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is questioning how many activities is too many.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miss 37 Wants A $500 Bin

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ok, straight up, this gets loose. Gem is a bit sick, Revz was approaching shark week and is seriously angry at… someone? No one? Just bee in the bon...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Your Kid Is The Problem

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Todays caller wonders if she should bring up the real issue… again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can I Protect You From Disappointment, Baby?

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First up. The Purple Wiggle. Discuss (it’s ok, we’ll do it). Revz has thoughts. Gem is playing catch up. The DLs are sweating. We tease out this o...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Tits Are In My Shoes

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller needs a good bra or to go under the knife. Discuss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Long Game

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wow. So many hacks today. Hacking parenthood, holiday, life, hospitals, you name it. But first, Gem has beef with the Goliath aka Kmart. And rightly s...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Be Happy For My Friend

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller is struggling to have equal happiness for both friends.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine Just Existing

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

CW: Disordered Eating. Hello gorgeous besties! It’s not even February and whinge FM is turned up to full volume. Gem does not have time for the fac...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : I'm The First To Have Kids.

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller wonders if she should be offended or just pretend she doesn't have kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can You Take Your Own Advice?

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who is Revz horny for? Some Swiss guy on instagram? Gem was skeptical at first until she found herself in a #MarcoVortex. We explain. Then Gem helps R...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Apparently My Friends Don't Like Me

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller needs some emotional support.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fights Over The Year Ahead

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back! Gem has (literally) been round the world and she’s back with stories and OPINIONS. Revz had a frenetic break. But now it’s time for ...

☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I Have This Whoops Baby?

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's caller has found herself... in a situation.Content Warning: pregnancy/ termination/ vasectomy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...