We Don't Have Time For This
Episodes
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Lunchbox Wars
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is JUST 👏🏻 DONE 👏🏻 with the lunchbox Police.-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note via our Instag...
What, Is My Obstetrician Not Good Enough For You?
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gem doesn't think she should be a podcast host any more... because of her "new" "celebrity" "crush" and how she only just worked it out. Revz throws o...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can My Twins Just Stay In Nappies?
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is weary at the thought of toilet training her twins and to that we say... DON'T???-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us ...
Does That Feel Good, Daddy?
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So, the DLs are rioting about Revz' comments on balayage and there's a mutiny happening in the Facebook group. But we are, frankly, exhausted by all t...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Getting Back On The (Dating) Horse?
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller ( A MAN, NO LESS ) is wondering about the apps, about dating, when its time and is it bullshit (spoiler alert, yes.)-If you want to ...
How To Dress A Man In 10 Steps
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy International Women's Day! It's an important, vital and reverent day, so we thought we'd talk about clothes 🤪 and the real-life Barbies in ou...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Want To Outsource My Mental Load
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller wants to outsource some mental load but her hubby "won't let her".-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note ...
They Don't Sleep In The Same Bed? 😬
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So Revzy is fitspo now? Gem is not convinced. Or maybe it's the botox not letting on how she really feels. (Yes, we give a botox update, no, we don't ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I discipline your jerk kid?
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is wondering if she can tell other people's kids where to go if they're being dickheads in front of her kids or if she should leave it ...
Mum-Guilt: As Seen On TV
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gem; you know, Wallet Mum (phone mum) Gem, who can't cook and hates feeding kids? She has to now do lunchboxes and, LOL, it's a lot. Speaking of Domes...
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Co-Habitation Hesitation
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is about to move in with her lover... "Any tips" she asks,,,ANY TIPS?-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note i...
Well Look Who's On The Apps
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gem is back from a holiday, a.k.a Parenting With A View, and she's refreshed and ready to drop-kick her kids right back where they belong ; daycare. W...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I just keep my skinny jeans?
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller just wants to stay in her skinny jeans please. -If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs wi...
How Do I Know If I'm Happy?
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So, Revz is flip-flopping on the fur-ball, which is oddly out of character, but that's kinda the vibe of this year, isn't it? Gem is musing on the sex...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Not-Into-It-Nana
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller's Mum is not that into being a Grandparent, and while its a boss feminist choice, it still hurts.If you want to "phone" the Bestie ...
How Much Is That Disaster In The Window?
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Um, well, BOTH Gem and Revz have started exercising, like, actually doing it and liking it and up is down, you guys. We spend most of our time on a ma...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : School Holidaze
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller doesn't know how to School-Holiday...and neither do we.-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our insta...
New Year, Same Us!
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we ghosted you. It wasn't cool. We're sorry, but we know you'll get it. But it's a new year, Besties, and we have things we wanna DO (or in Gem'...
When Baby Has A Bully
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gem is Spring Cleaning in the most hard core way, but don't you DARE call it nesting, ok?! Her house got "washed" and it broke the internet so now she...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Cold Never Bothered Her Anyway
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller has a kid who's way too old and way too cold-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs wi...
F**k The Halls With Boughs Of Bullsh*t
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Omg this week we went OUT! Like, OUT out! We tanned, we frocked, we made an effort. It's a lot. But Gem has a quick q about inclusivity and what is co...
What's Your Erotic Language, eh, Gwyneth?
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A-CHOO! Or so starts Gem, chock full of Spring Time allergies. Revzy wants her hair to grow out from Mumsy to something... less...Mumsy... and she has...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Take Just A Smidge Of This Mental Load, please
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller is going through a huge life change and NO ONE IS HELPING HER!-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in ou...
Why Not Parent Like You’re Divorced?
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week is all about shaking sh*t up and pushing the boundaries of what we're "supposed" to do. BUT FIRST Taylor Swift Boss'd the world and Gem has ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Your Singing Hurts My Ears
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks caller has some brutal news to deliver and it's not easy to hear.-If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our in...
Putting the Con in Body Con 👗
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hello, and welcome to another Tuesday in the year that could... we are going there today, we wanna talk about mummy make-overs. That's right, surgery....
☎️ Bestie Hotline : No Time For My Girlfriends
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller is preggo with number 4 😵💫, has a FIFO hubby and does shift work.. when is she supposed to see her girlfriends? We have some i...
Can I Get A Re-Do On The Ring? 💍
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's our 50TH episode! And we can't believe we've been with you for almost a year! But first, there's been developments in the bling department and Ge...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Mum Who Talks Sh*t About Her Kid
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller has a mum-mate who hangs sh*t on her kid on the reg...in public...and she does not feel good about it. If you want to "phone" the Besti...
#ReverseCatfish
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've heard on the download (also the internet) that the stars say November is going to be a gnarly bastard for us all, in terms of astrology. While w...
It's Time To Re-Enter Society
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So, it's the first week out of lockdown and we're...remote recording. Why you ask? Well, you can once again blame daycare for everything terrible in o...
Can We Put An End To Gender Reveals?
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Summer is coming, we can feel it in the air and we've decided we're vibing a HOT GIRL SUMMER, or at least, we're gonna force ourselves to vibe it with...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Wait Debate
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today's caller's period is a no show. And we simply cannot work out how she feels about it.If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice ...
Bad-Mum Parenting Nightmares; An Anthology
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're here, we're fully vaxxed, and we're so sorry we let you down with the missing episode we thought no one would notice. Turns out you're a highly ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Stop Crying On Instagram
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week's bestie caller has a gripe about people crying on socials, having a whinge and hating their husbands (has she met us?)If you want to "phone...
I Know I Look Fine, But I'm Not
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We all know her, maybe we are her, the one who consistently has their sh*t together, the one who can always swing the positive angle, bring the vibes ...
Get A Fkn Vasectomy, Mate!
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Would it be Tuesday if there wasn’t period cups, mochas and chat about pulling out? (If you asked “of what?” you’ve got the wrong podcast). To...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dear Mother-in-law, JUST. STOP.
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week's bestie caller has a Grandparent problem to do with a pile of plastic junk and ungrateful little brats.If you want to "phone" the Bestie Ho...
Would You Rather : Mum Edition
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we're embarking on an exposé of true journalism into the dark web conspiracy that is swooping magpies; more specifically how to beat them, so w...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's Nickname is 'Nuggets' 💩
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week's caller has a sticky problem and it always happens at bath time...If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our in...
What You Can Never Know About Someone Before You Have Kids With Them
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do you play with your kids? Like actually get down on the ground and play? Cos we're really not sure we have it in us, and is that ok? Or do we suck? ...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Thinks Parenting Is Easy
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday, it's another BESTIE HOTLINE. Every week, we're hashing out your problems, pain-points, dilemmas and juicy gossip in an old-fashioned gas...
When The Perfect Mum Asks for "Advice"
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes you just wanna shake shit up, but do not do it with your coffee order, just ask Gem. And oh shocker, we're back on the topic of Mochas. When...
☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Best Friend Has Ghosted Me on Instagram
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What's this? A Friday episode? That's right DLs, it's a two-ep-a-week thing now, with our new "service" that no one asked for... BESTIE HOTLINE. Every...
Just Out Here Projecting Our Sh*t Onto Our Kids
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What’s better? A hot coffee milkshake or cheap, wet almond milk? DISCUSS! In other very important dissertation, we hash out what exactly constitutes...
When An Algorithm Writes Your Friendship Drama
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So Billie Eilish dropped an album and naturally Gem has a 12 step process. The results are mixed but she’s not giving up. Classic workaholic (but do...
This Week Has Major LDE
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You heard right, we're brimming with LDE, Lock Down Energy. We're pretty sure we're stuck here forever, so can we be shit at parenting and shit at our...
BONUS! Travel Dreaming with Wotif!
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to our mates at Wotif, we are dreaming, reminiscing and hatching plans for travel, to take us out of reality and into dreamland. We talk travel...
Please Don't Make Me Track My Spending
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another sunny day in Solitary Confinement. But thanks to the Singles-Bubble, Gem and Revzy are reunited IRL. Revz is wondering if she's the only one w...
Loving Your Kids So Hard It Makes Them Weird
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You guys, Gem is going grey. Proper grey. Probs because her daycare just up and shut down. Lucky we’re in perpetual, unending lockdown… 🥴 Today...
Real Life v Reel Life 🤳🏼
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe it's Sydney Lockdown, but this week we get a bit real. Or is it reel. People keep asking Revz if Gem is really as perfect as her instagram grid ...
The Best Month To Be Born In Is...
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fuck you Lockdown, seriously, fuck you. We at Whinge FM really want you to get in your cab and get outta here, cos now "Home Schooling" has to happen ...
Would You Put Your Breast Milk In A Necklace?
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
LIVE from Sydney Lockdown, we are remote recording from under blankets to bring you more basic drivel this week. Kicking off with what everyone is tal...
What No One Tells You About Birth (but ACTUALLY)
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
ROCK UPDATE! Where is that goddamn engagement ring, cos, we're still feeling queasy. Now, what is the going rate for a manky old tooth these days, and...
Where Can I Get Me An Echo Chamber?
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Oh hey Tuesday! Can we talk about hair maintenance (or lack there of), and why Revz ever thought it was a good idea to add *go blonde* to her busy lif...
Gentle Parenting Can GET IN THE F*KN CAR!
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gemma is, because of course she is, spring cleaning! How fun is a good old fashioned de-clutter (stay with us).... and how annoying is it when a partn...
You Don't Make Friends With Game Night
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coming to you "LIVE" from Tasmania, thanks to Stillwater Seven and Clover Hill Wines. This week, we really cover the full gamut on Whinge FM. Starting...
Sorry, Who's Having Another Baby?
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Unpopular opinion... but can we all hold hands and say that sometimes it's just easier to solo parent? THERE! WE SAID IT. But, careful what you wish f...
The Topic We're Utterly Sick Of Discussing
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
First up, scandal, is Gem up the duff? Cos Revz has done some detective work and if it looks like a jar of pickles and smells like a jar of pickles......
If Your Bestie Can't Call You On Your Shit, Who Can?
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ok, periods. Why? Just why? I mean, we know why but, please, have we not evolved beyond the blinding rage? Then we talk about intervention during birt...
When Your Bestie is Navigating Infertility
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
First up, the people need to know Gem's nickname, and Revz is on the case in this worldwide exclusive and it reminds us just how silly and insecure we...
When Emojis Reveal Your Bad Parenting
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What's your most used emoji? Is it lol, a warm hug, Spanish dancer vibes or straight up murdery? Maybe it gives away your drinking problem (*cough* RE...
I Don't Wanna See A Ghost, It's The Sight That I Fear Most...
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Holidays: a novel location in which to parent! Revz recaps travelling with her Groms and we get into how travelling (even locally) has changed since h...
Is Crying In Front Of Your Kids Ever Ok?
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hoorah the school holidays are FINALLY over but the whinging kids and sibling fighting, does that EVER end? When you’ve had enough, is it ok to comp...
Never Worked So Hard to Disappoint So Many People
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ok, full disclosure, we are a little loose this week, coming off the back of technical poddy issues and #dummygate, we are two sleep-deprived zombies....
Mum Guilt In Flour And Icing
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We kick this week off addressing a call-out we got via DMs about beauty, but don’t worry it quickly descends into scrotox and deflect, deflect... LO...
Ask Us Anything (Unless It's About Drunk Shopping)
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're flipping the script this week, cos we wanted to open it up to you, Dear Listeners, in an Ask Me Anything, poddy style! But first, the Easter Bun...
When You Run Into Your Ex Looking *Fire Emoji*
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever run into your ex? Let me rephrase, have you ever run into your ex looking *Fire Emoji*. Well sometimes, just sometimes, life serves up a...
Getting Paid to Overshare
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Drama, Drama, Drama! We had our first on-air fight over, wait for it, Harry & Meghan. Its the Brit v The Republican and spoiler alert, nobody wins...
Please Son, Don't Be A D!*k
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With rampant-ass misogyny coming at us from every angle this week in the news here in Australia, we're in a mood. But its not all bad, REVZ WENT OUT F...
Let's Talk About Sex, (After) Baby
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're all thinking it, how much sex is everyone having? Well, not everyone everyone, more like, everyone with young kids who have been together for a ...
The Difference Between Boys & Girls
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We kick off today's show with some pass-ag gifting and then, oh what a surprise, Gem has another s#^t story to share about some #funkyjunk. Which gets...
Bonus Ep! THE GOOD MUM IS HERE!
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you want the tea spilt on all the supermarket deals around town (#MumPorn?) this is the ep for you. She may not fit into the "school pick up mum" l...
Can Your Hobby Be A Girl’s Night Out?
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes, you just need a whinge. When is it ok, who can you whinge to and has whinging become our full time hobby? Speaking of hobbies, the husbands...
Dare You To Write Out The Stay At Home Mum Job Description
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What's the hardest, most undervalued job in the world? Staying home with your kids. End of. We discuss when we knew it was time to head back to work a...
Can We Be Mum-Friends?
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kate reveals how hard Gem's wedding was for her and Gem reveals how hard it was to lose her bestie to Motherhood #grouptherapy. Plus! Shocker, there's...
Being An Actor is a Continual Punch in the Guts
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What’s it really like to be in a soap like Neighbours? What do actors get paid? How do you get auditions and what do you do while you’re waiting a...
But Can You Really Trust Your Nanny?
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The moral dilemma of witnessing some shady Nanny behaviour when you know the mum. To meddle or not to meddle, that is the question. Kate does not have...
What Comes After the Before And After Photo?
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What comes after crippling self-consciousness and before radical self-love? No fkn idea?! It's a messy, contradictory, fraught and necessary chat abou...
Never Tell Your Mum Your Baby Name
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
To find out or not to find out, that's a silly question! Gem and Kate discuss finding out the "gender" of your unborn baby and whether a gender reveal...
Twenty Twenty One-der How This Will Go?
29 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a mixed bag Christmas, we're crawling to the New Year! Gem does not have time for resolutions and Kate is over being asked about her living situ...
You're Doing Christmas Wrong!
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it's lockdown again, just in time for Christmas. Gem and Kate compare Santa's role in their families and process a Troll from Christmas Past.See...
Husbands and Schedules and Gifts, Oh My!
19 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How do we "do it all"? Spoiler alert: WE DON'T. We talk schedules, the mental load and making time for your husband... with a side helping of mum guil...
Talking shit, like, literally.
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Have Kids, they said! Gem and Kate discuss getting ready with kids up in your biz and a serious power wee by a toddler on a slide. Nuff said.See omnys...
Christmas and Quarantine!
15 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine doing 2 weeks of Hotel Quarantine as a solo parent with your pre schooler and toddler *Insert scream emoji*. Well Kate did it, and she's givin...
We bought a mic!
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our maiden voyage episode! This first ep sets the scene about how this podcast came to be: Who are we? What are we? And why we don't have t...
Trailer
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the 'We don't have time for this' podcast. Featuring Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.