Chapter 1: What humorous moments kick off the episode?
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louise Adal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
G'day, Bedwetters. How are ya? Why have you got headphones on? Oh! No, Jack. Yeah, what? We spent... It felt like 44 days together. It was fucked, wasn't it? Oh, dear, oh, dear. Have you got your headphones on? You're doing something. No, we're not doing nothing. You are. No, we're not. We're just having fun. We're just having fun.
Chapter 2: How did the hosts prepare for their recent trip?
No, you're playing something. I saw you judge. I'm fucking looking at you and you go, cut it.
Cut what?
To Willy, you fucking imbecile.
I didn't cut anything to Willy. You know what I did? Is I did something really cool. You swapped the microphones. No, it's all yours now. Fuck, I thought you were going to turn it on mine, Brad, and I had them. No. So you haven't figured that out. No. Oh, so you've been doing this while I was talking. Yeah, of course we were. Children. It's our fun new thing.
You're bloody children.
Bedwetters, I hope you're all well.
Stay slayed up.
I hope you're staying slayed up. We've been doing a bit of living, haven't we? We've been busy little bees.
We have been busy little bees. We had a big shoot. I don't think we can say what brand. We didn't raise it.
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Chapter 3: What challenges did they face during their journey?
They're not called fair shows.
Well, it's fair trading, Jack.
Don't just say words.
It's New South Wales fair trading. Well, Queensland fair trading.
Fair shows. Have you been wearing your foot shoes? Oh, fuck it. Hey, guys. Ah, Jack. Anyone got some hand gloves? Not after yesterday. No, actually, you know what? I might swap my head hat.
They are on fairs.
Chuck is your electric computer.
They are on fairs and they're showgrounds.
So you could call them the fair showground. It's never been called the Walker Fair Show.
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Chapter 4: How did they handle the car rental experience?
Don't. Don't. Don't do it. Is that me or am I in my own head? Huh? Fucking hell. Nah. Nah.
We've spent too much time together.
Yesterday was like.
Yesterday.
Oh, fucking last week. Christ. It was like. We woke up. We had to drive three hours together.
No, no, no, no, no. We were up. You were up. You were up since two.
I was so scared.
I was up at 4.50. You were down at the gym by the time I got there. We gymed together.
Yep.
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Chapter 5: What funny stories arose from their time at the fair?
You did right. And so I get there. She wasn't happy. She was on her phone like sitting there in the fucking – Hire car place, completely empty. Obviously it's been a bit of a slow day for her. She's on her phone looking at dresses or some shit. I see like a dress, you know what I mean, as she turns her phone over.
Should have butted her up and said, hmm, that's nice.
Nah. Fuck off. And I didn't know, I didn't. I feel like she felt like I'd interrupted her time.
Yeah.
When I'm like, this is your fucking job. So I get in there and she's like, hi. I go, g'day. I'm here to pick up a hire car. Righto. Like, oh, job. And I remember like saying something like, mate, how's the day been? You know, because I just, I'll just, instead of standing there quiet, let's wag some chins. You mean manners. Manners.
Yeah.
The basic manners.
They make a man. Standard small talk.
And anyway, didn't give me much back. Lou comes fucking hurling through the door like the world, the Tasmanian devil that she is.
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Chapter 6: What are the highlights of Jarchie's jokes segment?
She goes, a voucher for what? And Lou goes, oh, we've got a voucher, just give me a second. And I sort of look at the bird and I look at Lou and I'm like, this lady fucking hates you because she knows that there's no voucher for this thing and you, being you, aren't going to give up until you realise that it's – which is the right way to operate, right?
Yeah.
So you're going, she goes, well, I just, I don't quite understand what a voucher, there could be a voucher for. Lou goes, no, that's just in our WhatsApp. So I'm just got a voucher for something. And this lady now is going, fuck this bitch.
And then it gets worse.
It gets worse. So anyway, so, so. She goes, ma'am, I just don't, there can't be a voucher and Lou can't find it or whatever. And I go, no, this is just for the excess. It's just for the excess. She goes, yeah, there can't be a voucher for it. I said, I'll pay the $79 for the excess. And then Lou's looking at me like doing a little like kid face like.
Like I've just been completely wrecked and I go, hey, Bert, comfy little seat over there for you, isn't there? Maybe you should go and sit on the seat and look at your reels. This is how me and Lou talk to each other the whole day. It's condescending and fucking like but this is how we do. If I'm there, Lou will go, maybe go and check out the plants, Jack.
He'll go, oh, you forgot that, didn't you? Yeah, you forgot that. What are you going to do to that?
We talk to each other like kids. It's fun for us.
Wasn't fun for her.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss personal boundaries in friendships?
We're driving. I can't even- We're already like fucking delusional. Like I'm scared because I know we're going to do this giant drop ride like 15 to 16 or like- 16 to 20 times. Six, seven times. Fuck you. And- Jarch is driving along and then he's going, what the fuck is this? And when he looks anywhere but the front of the car, like directly where we're driving, the road. It beeps at you.
It beeps. It goes, driver distraction. It tracks your eyes. Yeah, it tracks your eyes. Brother. So Jarch was going, oh, I'll fucking kill you, this fucking piece of shit. Fuck this. Nah, fuck it. And I go, I think you're meant to go straight. And he's like, nah, goes left. And then he's like, I fucked it. Oh, it's fucking BB. You fucking piece of shit. Who the fuck designed this fucking car?
And I'm going like this.
I'm quick to anger in that situation.
And then he goes, Google it. So I'm like, okay, you've got to go settings. And I go, is there settings on your thing? And he's like, I can't find that fucking settings. Finds it. And then it's like, driver assist. He's like, I've got it. Turns it off. We're driving along. And he goes, I'm going to test it out. So he's looking around. He's going, beauty, I've done it.
About three minutes later, it starts beeping again. Beep, beep. Eyes detected, not on their own.
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Chapter 8: What was the final takeaway from the episode?
Judge is like, fuck it. Fuck it. fuck it. And then I was like, calm down, go in there. There were two little toggles that you had to change.
There was two things you got to turn off, not just one.
So he turned them both off. Happy days. We're good. We're driving.
Yeah, we're good to go.
Driving along. Obviously, there's got to be a couple of pee stops along the way. And we were a bit peckish. Yeah, we were hungry. We popped into the local bakery.
We stopped, I believe, in Kilcoy.
Yes, which we thought we were going to, which would have only been like an hour, 20 hours, which would have been awesome. But no, we had to go another three hours. And we stop. I got a chicken and salad roll. Yep. You got a chicken Caesar. Egg and lettuce. And a chicken Caesar. Very dry. We turn the car on, driving along, beep, beep, beep, cars are not on road. Eye detection. Oh, fuck it.
Every time you turn it off.
It resets and you've got to go back in and turn off eye detection. So it's got a timer and it'll just come back on automatically? It'll just, as soon as you turn it off, turn the car back on, she resets. Yeah, okay. But that doesn't make sense because what if you look down at your mirrors? It's going to tell you you're distracted. Really? Really? Exactly fucking right, mate.
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