Chapter 1: What insights do the hosts share about fighting with your spouse?
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louise Adal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
Just me.
You just call me the dumbest cunt and get to nine and you go, just me, your friend Jack. Fuck off.
It's just me.
Hello, bedwetters.
Do we start with that?
Yes. Jack's quite cruel to me. Quite hard working in this environment.
Fucking hard for you. I'm hard the whole time.
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Chapter 2: How does karaoke become a fresh topic in this episode?
Jesus, there's four of them.
No, the sides.
On the edge.
Can I be completely honest though? Guys, can I be completely honest? My mum, she passed me the box and she goes, you do the corners. Because she said corners. I was just looking for four of the cunts. That's... Yeah, she stitched me up. And then I was like, do you need these ones as well? She was like, yeah.
The edge.
Yeah, Jill. Jill.
So she does a puzzle. She does, yeah, of course, you do edge. I haven't done a puzzle for years.
It was honestly very hard because it was a 500 piece. Fuck, I'd like to do a puzzle. Yeah, come over. I've got this new thing where you put it on felt so you wrap it up and you can just fold it back out.
Really?
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' opinions on men attending baby showers?
So you know how, like, if you do, like, birds or whatever, there's colours and sort of shapes?
See, I'd like to do a battle scene or something.
Yeah. Wumpy and Jill loved it. They were having a great time. I got bored.
Yeah? Yeah. I can see Wumps being into puzzles.
Oh, he loved it. He bought one on Amazon. Wumps? Did he? Yeah, because he liked it that much.
Wumps is a smart – he's smart.
He's very smart.
Like, he's one of those blokes –
Inconspicuously smart.
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Chapter 4: What humorous stories do the hosts share about their weekends?
He really does. Yeah. Yeah, so puzzles.
Yeah, so we did the puzzle. We did beautiful walks. We cooked Jack. My God, it's easy.
What did you cook?
We did bloody sausages one night, lamb koftas. My God, it's easy. It is.
You're chucking one the fucking money.
We did chicken. We did, oh, fuck, it was just, I woke up in the morning with so much energy.
Have you?
You know, but I'll tell you one thing. I'd go to the supermarket. And I'd go, fucking hell, just one shop to get, you know, a few extra things, a hundred bucks. And then I'd go again. So I went across the weekend probably four or five times, a hundred bucks each time.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts discuss their experiences with cooking and meal prep?
I love that. They're really bad for you. It's like eating plastic.
Fuck me. You're telling me. Because I was hungover one day and I go, fuck, because I used to get a big mixing bowl, you know, that you mix fucking cake batter and shit in.
Yeah.
And I'd put four packets of migarang in and then bloody put the sauces in the fucking microwave. Boil the sauces. Yeah, four of them. And I'd sit there and I'd watch, you know.
Were you bulking?
24. What?
Were you bulking?
No, no, no. I just would like, I was hungover and hungry, you know. So I'd do four packets. Sometimes you wouldn't get through them. Sometimes you would. Anyway. Luck of the draw. I remember back in the good old days where I'd just fucking deep throat migarang. yeah, I'm hungover.
I'll put on some bloody Lord of the Rings or something, get a big bowl of migraine, wrap up in a blanket and just really enjoy my life. It was epic. Hello, Violet. Hi, father. Hi, darling. My sweet, sweet angel of the north.
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Chapter 6: What funny anecdotes do they share about their pets?
Miss you too.
How are you? How are you?
Really great. I just did school drop off. Super mum here celebrating me. One kid here, one kid there. Got my Fuck, there's no stopping you. I'm dressed. I look nice.
You look great.
You look lovely. Fashion. Parked illegally, but you know what?
Fuck the cotton. Fuck it. Fuck the cotton. Fuck the parkers. Shove it to them. Yeah, shove it to them.
Sorry for interrupting mid-part. That's right. We were just talking about meagering.
Anyway, so I get the four in. Yeah, so not much to interrupt.
Because when I told you that it was so expensive buying normal food.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts handle arguments in relationships?
I said, are you joking? It was $100. $100. Four times.
Yeah. Yeah, look, that is pretty punchy. That's $500 of food over the weekend. But. So I get these megas and I go, oh yeah, fuck yeah, and I just drill them. I've had the best feed. I'm like, I'm so content. I reckon I probably got through the first law of the rings. I go, fuck the cotton, I'm doing the two towers. Probably about a third of the way into the two towers.
And it was like the migarang had transformed. The migas had transformed into a fucking bear cub in my stomach and it was trying to eat its way out of my stomach. The fucking like acid or whatever the fuck it was, I was going like this.
Yeah.
And I was like, just drill an exium and shit. They fucked me up, dude.
There's not an ounce of nutrition in them.
Nothing.
If you got KFC, it'd be better for you. Fuck a lot of KFC.
Protein and shit in KFC. These are just noodles and just fucking MSG or whatever.
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Chapter 8: What karaoke performances do the hosts plan for their audience?
Oh, yeah. Big time.
Did you have them this weekend?
No, I wish. We had them on our road trip.
Did you?
You were with me. When did you? When we were driving to Wolcott. It would have been my last time having KFC.
Oh, yeah.
Did I get KFC? You did. We all did.
Yeah, we all did.
The good old days, eh?
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