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We Mean Well

#351 - Arse Residue

26 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 1.734 Jack

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

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3.376 - 15.936 Louise

Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louise Adal-Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.

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Chapter 2: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their week?

15.956 - 18.941 Violet

Um, you boys didn't join us on Walk Wednesdays?

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19.742 - 20.683 Jack

Nah, mate.

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21.284 - 21.645 Violet

Why?

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21.685 - 29.512 Willie

Didn't wanna. Really? I had about a two-inch grip on a ten-inch turd, so I was just busy. You were just flat out.

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29.532 - 30.614 Violet

You were shitting.

30.634 - 35.521 Jack

He was pushing that like hard to you. We FaceTimed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

35.541 - 36.182 Violet

Been there, done that.

36.382 - 44.735 Jack

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We FaceTimed and just you were really, you really had a grip on that thing, didn't you? Oh. But you know what I love? The in the bowl angle that you gave me.

45.517 - 45.617 Violet

Oh.

Chapter 3: How do childhood injuries shape our experiences?

319.581 - 321.744 Jack

Oh, sorry, about his dad? Yeah, he was the host.

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323.006 - 324.389 Violet

There were some fucking funny ones.

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324.529 - 326.993 Jack

Have you seen how much Kevin Hart's mother looks like him?

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328.075 - 330.579 Jack

Holy fuck, Willie, look up Kevin Hart's mum.

331.6 - 332.742 Violet

So his dad is actually dead?

333.397 - 335.319 Jack

I think so. He's a crackhead.

335.78 - 336.38 Violet

Right, that's sad.

336.681 - 341.386 Jack

Yeah, he's a bit cracky. When The Rock came out and compared to others.

Chapter 4: What funny stories emerge from discussing 'arse residue'?

556.685 - 584.345 Jack

Now, so me and Brockie, we'd been on the text and he's a very busy man, hard to wrangle. So we were sort of like, okay, mate. I was like, hey, keen to play tennis. He's like, I'm about this weekend. He's like, I'm getting back Saturday. I said, let's play Sunday. He goes, great, Mother's Day. get there. He was like, mate, I've won the last three games just letting you know.

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584.646 - 588.831 Jack

And I'm like, I've been getting lessons just letting you know, mate.

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588.851 - 595.5 Violet

Question, did you play at the same place you played with Whipper? Correct, but the middle court. Middle court.

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595.721 - 598.584 Jack

Well, Whipper had to, Whipper negged our tennis lesson.

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599.265 - 600.447 Violet

I reckon he's pulling out on you.

601.152 - 602.573 Jack

Like your daddy should have done.

603.995 - 610.14 Violet

So – I've heard that a million times. It doesn't even affect me anymore.

610.46 - 612.943 Willie

No, but the way he says it, like he's really thinking about it.

613.543 - 636.724 Jack

Thank you. Yeah, it was the inflection rather than the actual words. I guess that's what I meant. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Wow. All right, we'll start. I guess we'll start. Yep. Ka-ching. I win the serve. First serve to me. Not a big deal. 1-0. I'm going to run through every single game.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts engage with their audience's hotlines?

920.9 - 923.884 Willie

Well, yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's fair. It's like you've got to be there.

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924.084 - 929.777 Jack

Yeah. But I also booked in the tennis before that. That's true. But it's mother. Before that was in, you know what I mean?

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930.559 - 932.665 Violet

So you had a nice mother's day. What did you get your mother?

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935.794 - 944.785 Jack

You know what I got my mother? I got her the gift of life. I'm bringing her a grandson, mate. Very, very close, mate.

944.805 - 945.806 Violet

You know what? Fair.

946.026 - 947.447 Jack

The gift of life, my beautiful mother.

947.848 - 948.208 Violet

Fair enough.

948.228 - 968.406 Jack

Nah, when mum calmed down for the baby shower and she stayed with us, I left her – I love surprise presents. So made her bed all nice, you know what I mean? Towel on the end of the bed. And I got her a fucking fancy perfume from Mecca and left it on her bed as a present. Because that was like this is – Le Labo? I'm not going to be able to see you. Nah, it's that black.

Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about Mother's Day celebrations?

1158.094 - 1164.999 Jack

This is giving me anxiety. I'd love a video of you coming home drunk. Holy fuck. I can feel the trouble that he's in.

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1165.099 - 1167.102 Louise

Oh, he's in so much trouble.

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1167.363 - 1171.209 Jack

Oi, oi. Did he make up for this?

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1171.87 - 1192.501 Louise

No. I was so angry I didn't spend Mother's Day with him. I took Finny to footy. I left him with Austin. And then I went to my mum's. And then by Monday I was over it after I had two sleeves. But I showed him the video of himself. I said... This is you. Like, and I'll show you this video later because I've saved it because I'm wanting to know, do not ruin my Mother's Day.

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1192.581 - 1201.172 Louise

I get one day a year that it's meant to be about me and you've made it about yourself. Sorry, this is a bit of therapy session for me. I love you, Violet.

1201.192 - 1205.077 Jack

Fucking hell. Yeah, you are on Monday. Shake it out. Can you imagine? Shake it out.

1205.538 - 1209.723 Violet

Anyway, so yes. Can you imagine our walk? Her getting this out this morning?

1209.743 - 1210.344 Jack

Holy fucking dooly.

1210.364 - 1212.887 Violet

Probably a little bit more M-rated.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts handle unexpected situations involving injuries?

1409.061 - 1419.252 Violet

Well, what time will you be home? I know for a fact if we're mum and I live together, if he was like, I'm going out with the boys, I'd go, you beauty, robe on, you know, watching my TV show Snacks and everything.

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1419.472 - 1432.573 Jack

Yeah, two hours later, when will you be home? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? What the hell? You said you were only going to the oak. I can see you at the sheaf. What the hell? You're not at the pokies at the sheaf, are you?

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1432.773 - 1435.578 Violet

It's going to be real dangerous when you and Wump's are neighbours.

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1436.098 - 1438.943 Jack

The only saving grace, Louisa, is I'll be with child.

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1438.963 - 1441.868 Violet

Yeah. But you will have nights that you'll plan in advance.

1441.848 - 1447.775 Jack

Fucking oath we will. That's what I'll have to start doing now. Would you ladies agree with my assessment and my analysis?

1448.116 - 1448.176 Violet

No.

1448.236 - 1451.28 Jack

Of course you wouldn't. No, no, no. Of course you wouldn't. That's exactly how it is.

1451.3 - 1454.384 Violet

Because we like girls' nights too at home and I don't give a fuck where you boys are.

Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on competitive sports and personal challenges?

1610.868 - 1616.923 Jack

I've seen a new girl. And they're like, yeah, stunning. Yeah, absolutely. Fucking stunning.

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1617.504 - 1620.471 Violet

And they're like. Go get their little coffee and don't invite her.

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1620.492 - 1626.025 Jack

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, shit like that. Until they find out she's a legend, then they like her. That's how we operate differently.

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1626.005 - 1638.622 Violet

I've never worked in a workplace where it's just females, but I have had a few friends say that it can be quite bitchy sometimes. But I also think it depends on the type of people as well.

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1639.023 - 1644.67 Jack

Yeah. Well, you get a workplace full of blokes in finance or something, absolute piggery.

1644.73 - 1645.712 Violet

Yeah, exactly.

1645.812 - 1646.272 Jack

We'd assume.

1646.813 - 1650.899 Violet

Like radio has always been a mixture of female and male.

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Yeah.

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