#358 - She-Hog

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What happens in the opening banter about She‑Hog and morning chaos?

Louise Adal Din 0:00
Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do. Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Daldin and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
Jack Archdale 0:15
Josh and I are going to Queenstown.
Unknown 0:17
Hey, more like King's City. I believe I've said that before. You have. Yeah, but fuck it. Daddy's back. I'm daddy, by the way. I'm a father.
Jack Archdale 0:25
As a father. Oh, fuck it! We were just saying off air.
Unknown 0:30
Oh, fuck it.
Jack Archdale 0:31
I'd share a room with your weird bunk beds. Like, they'd be fun.
Unknown 0:34
It would be so fun.
Jack Archdale 0:36
Yeah, or like obviously separate beds.
Unknown 0:38
It'd just be weird. The showering and just when you're over somewhere, you just want your own space.
Jack Archdale 0:44
Yeah, but like it would be funny, you know, like when we'd be a bit drunk getting home and you'd giggle. Oh, mate. So fun. And you're in separate beds and then you're saying something and you're trying to sleep and you go like a sleepover. Oh, John. Who's using their dildo? Who's got the womaniser?
Unknown 1:03
Fucking hell.
Jack Archdale 1:05
Don't tell me that's gone.
Unknown 1:06
It sounds like She-Hulk's fucking womaniser. Jesus Christ.
Jack Archdale 1:09
Who's She-Hulk?
Unknown 1:10
Click the size of my dick.
Jack Archdale 1:12
Who's She-Hulk?
Unknown 1:13
It's the woman version of the Hulk.
Jack Archdale 1:16
Actual person? Not like character?
Unknown 1:19
It's kind of in the name. Yeah.
Jack Archdale 1:21
Get up She-Hulk for me. She-Hulk.
Unknown 1:23
Sounds like someone who... She's a comic book character.
Jack Archdale 1:26
It sounds like a mess of cock, like the girth master.
Unknown 1:29
Yeah, it does work. You're dead right. It does sound like that. That's She-Hulk. Pretty hot.
Jack Archdale 1:35
Oh, I thought you were saying She-Hulk.
Unknown 1:37
No, She-Hulk. Oh, She-Hulk.
Jack Archdale 1:40
I thought you were saying She-Hulk.
Unknown 1:41
She-Hulk. That could be a new superhero. She-Hulk. She-Hulk. Just a large cock with tits.
Jack Archdale 1:49
Well, it's technically what the balls are.
Unknown 1:52
Yeah, just put some nipples on the balls. It's a she-hog. Wow, what a start. Hey, hopefully someone's playing this in a doctor's surgery. Just a doctor's receptionist is a fan of the podcast. Like, oh, put on We're Mean. Well, they've cleaned it up a bit since just gone.
Jack Archdale 2:09
You know how at Coles it's like Coles Radio but they've just got us playing?
Unknown 2:13
I used to sell Coles Radio.
Jack Archdale 2:15
Why don't they just play normal radio?
Unknown 2:17
I think so. It's like a proposition that you can sell to people. I don't know.
Jack Archdale 2:21
Family friendly.
Unknown 2:22
I probably didn't sell it once, to be honest with you.
Jack Archdale 2:24
No, you wouldn't have. Wasn't good at my job. Still not.
Unknown 2:27
Hey, how are we? We feeling good?
Jack Archdale 2:30
Well, I'm better now.
Unknown 2:32
Yep. What's happened, bud?
Jack Archdale 2:34
I was just grumpy.
Unknown 2:34
Yeah, you texted me this morning. You said you had a menti bee this morning, which is a really fun and cute way to say I had a full fucking mental breakdown. What happened, bud?
Jack Archdale 2:43
And then I text you saying, you got a lighter?
Unknown 2:45
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
Jack Archdale 2:46
Because I found some Thailand cigarettes in my handbag and I thought, fuck it, maybe I'll have a ciggy at 9am.
Unknown 2:50
I thought she was going to fucking burn some shit down. I said, buddy, I'll just get the lighter for you and we'll just figure out what your intent is. What's your intent?
Jack Archdale 2:58
He did text me saying, why?
Unknown 2:59
Yeah, why the fuck would you want a lighter? So a bit of a mentee bee this morning, mate.
Jack Archdale 3:04
Yeah, that's why I'm wearing my T-shirt that says, shut up.
Unknown 3:06
Yep. Oh, you're a rebellious bitch.
Jack Archdale 3:07
Yeah. So I text Violet saying, I'm in a mood because Violet's not here today. Nah.
Unknown 3:11
You're also on your pezza.
Jack Archdale 3:13
Yeah, she said, channel your inner Violet. And I said, two truths. I put on my shut up teeth. Teeth. Teeth.
Unknown 3:17
Teeth. Teeth. Teeth. Teeth.
Jack Archdale 3:21
Teeth. Teeth.
Teeth.
Jack Archdale 3:22
I put on my setup teeth and all and I thought, I'm going to see the day.
Unknown 3:25
Yeah, cool. Carpe diem.
Jack Archdale 3:27
Yeah. I'm pretty good at just having like a mentee bee for like 20 minutes and then just going, fuck it. Let's fuck this shit up. Yeah. Like I didn't even call Wampy.
Unknown 3:37
Good.
Jack Archdale 3:37
Just my own mentee bee.
Unknown 3:38
Give the boy a break, you know.
Jack Archdale 3:40
Nah, he's – Pardon my biggest finest.
Unknown 3:43
You know, just sometimes you don't need to call in for every mentee bee.
Jack Archdale 3:45
No, I did it. Yeah, which is good, mate. That's what I'm saying. I had the mentee bee on my own. Yeah, that a girl. Just fucking fuming, stomping around the house and then a few deep breaths, shut up, teach it on and listen to some good fucking pump-up music and I was ready to take on the fucking world.

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