#358 - She-Hog
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What happens in the opening banter about She‑Hog and morning chaos?
Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do. Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Daldin and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
Josh and I are going to Queenstown.
Hey, more like King's City. I believe I've said that before. You have. Yeah, but fuck it. Daddy's back. I'm daddy, by the way. I'm a father.
As a father. Oh, fuck it! We were just saying off air.
Oh, fuck it.
I'd share a room with your weird bunk beds. Like, they'd be fun.
It would be so fun.
Yeah, or like obviously separate beds.
It'd just be weird. The showering and just when you're over somewhere, you just want your own space.
Yeah, but like it would be funny, you know, like when we'd be a bit drunk getting home and you'd giggle. Oh, mate. So fun. And you're in separate beds and then you're saying something and you're trying to sleep and you go like a sleepover. Oh, John. Who's using their dildo? Who's got the womaniser?
Fucking hell.
Don't tell me that's gone.
It sounds like She-Hulk's fucking womaniser. Jesus Christ.
Who's She-Hulk?
Click the size of my dick.
Who's She-Hulk?
It's the woman version of the Hulk.
Actual person? Not like character?
It's kind of in the name. Yeah.
Get up She-Hulk for me. She-Hulk.
Sounds like someone who... She's a comic book character.
It sounds like a mess of cock, like the girth master.
Yeah, it does work. You're dead right. It does sound like that. That's She-Hulk. Pretty hot.
Oh, I thought you were saying She-Hulk.
No, She-Hulk. Oh, She-Hulk.
I thought you were saying She-Hulk.
She-Hulk. That could be a new superhero. She-Hulk. She-Hulk. Just a large cock with tits.
Well, it's technically what the balls are.
Yeah, just put some nipples on the balls. It's a she-hog. Wow, what a start. Hey, hopefully someone's playing this in a doctor's surgery. Just a doctor's receptionist is a fan of the podcast. Like, oh, put on We're Mean. Well, they've cleaned it up a bit since just gone.
You know how at Coles it's like Coles Radio but they've just got us playing?
I used to sell Coles Radio.
Why don't they just play normal radio?
I think so. It's like a proposition that you can sell to people. I don't know.
Family friendly.
I probably didn't sell it once, to be honest with you.
No, you wouldn't have. Wasn't good at my job. Still not.
Hey, how are we? We feeling good?
Well, I'm better now.
Yep. What's happened, bud?
I was just grumpy.
Yeah, you texted me this morning. You said you had a menti bee this morning, which is a really fun and cute way to say I had a full fucking mental breakdown. What happened, bud?
And then I text you saying, you got a lighter?
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
Because I found some Thailand cigarettes in my handbag and I thought, fuck it, maybe I'll have a ciggy at 9am.
I thought she was going to fucking burn some shit down. I said, buddy, I'll just get the lighter for you and we'll just figure out what your intent is. What's your intent?
He did text me saying, why?
Yeah, why the fuck would you want a lighter? So a bit of a mentee bee this morning, mate.
Yeah, that's why I'm wearing my T-shirt that says, shut up.
Yep. Oh, you're a rebellious bitch.
Yeah. So I text Violet saying, I'm in a mood because Violet's not here today. Nah.
You're also on your pezza.
Yeah, she said, channel your inner Violet. And I said, two truths. I put on my shut up teeth. Teeth. Teeth.
Teeth. Teeth. Teeth. Teeth.
Teeth. Teeth.
Teeth.
I put on my setup teeth and all and I thought, I'm going to see the day.
Yeah, cool. Carpe diem.
Yeah. I'm pretty good at just having like a mentee bee for like 20 minutes and then just going, fuck it. Let's fuck this shit up. Yeah. Like I didn't even call Wampy.
Good.
Just my own mentee bee.
Give the boy a break, you know.
Nah, he's – Pardon my biggest finest.
You know, just sometimes you don't need to call in for every mentee bee.
No, I did it. Yeah, which is good, mate. That's what I'm saying. I had the mentee bee on my own. Yeah, that a girl. Just fucking fuming, stomping around the house and then a few deep breaths, shut up, teach it on and listen to some good fucking pump-up music and I was ready to take on the fucking world.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happens in the opening banter about She‑Hog and morning chaos?
0:00–5:10
2
How did Louisa describe her ‘menti B’ meltdown and morning routine reset?
5:10–14:22
3
Why are the hosts discussing online cruelty and celebrity backlash?
14:22–37:19
4
What did they say about Sam Neill’s death and his career highlights?
37:19–44:09
5
What moving house and renovation plans do Louisa and friends talk about?
44:09–46:42
6
How are parenting, sleep and the ‘horsemen of a good day’ described?
46:42–1:01:04