#375 - Frilly Knickers

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What is the opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone for this episode?

Louisa Dal Din 0:00
It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Hello bedwetters and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Dal Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
Jack Archdale 0:16
Uh good I What was your name? What was your name?
Louisa Dal Din 0:19
Why didn't you reply to my text?
Jack Archdale 0:22
Which fucking one?
Louisa Dal Din 0:23
The one where I said, If I died overnight, how long would it take you to notice?
Jack Archdale 0:27
Oh, I didn't have to reply to that. Oh didn't what time did you send that?
Louisa Dal Din 0:33
It was maybe like six thirty.
Jack Archdale 0:34
Mm-hmm.
Louisa Dal Din 0:35
Balls Daven shit.
Jack Archdale 0:38
Sorry?
Louisa Dal Din 0:41
Oh, it wasn't like Hank was shitting everywhere.
Jack Archdale 0:43
Um
Louisa Dal Din 0:44
Paul's new That sounded like
Jack Archdale 0:48
anal. Yeah, that's anal, dude. Um I was literally Just dealing with a a with with a uh crying child, buddy. And whilst those can be fun texts to receive, I looked at it, had a screaming child, I fucking Looked it up. Laughed to myself at the fact that I'm no I know I'm not responding to that, and then waited for you to bring it up today. And it didn't take you long. Did it. It did not take you long at all.
Louisa Dal Din 1:21
I was just in a funny mood. Word you 'cause I was on my own on the couch, just me and the Kivens.
Jack Archdale 1:27
À qui jour ?
Louisa Dal Din 1:28
And I sent it to a few people.
Jack Archdale 1:30
Like generally
Louisa Dal Din 1:31
most days.
Jack Archdale 1:32
So so was I the only one not to respond?
Louisa Dal Din 1:34
Yeah.
Jack Archdale 1:35
Hey, that's a true friend. It's the opposite of a true friend. Let's gaslighter. That's what a true friend is, mate. You know, I knew you were going through something and I didn't want to add weight to it, add fuel to the fire. So I thought I'd just let you simmer down and come like it's almost like letting yourself soothe. As a father, you let your child self soothe.
Louisa Dal Din 1:55
Okay. Well.
Jack Archdale 1:59
Talk to me.
Louisa Dal Din 2:01
Big Jodgy boy.
Jack Archdale 2:03
What are you doing? Uh, just giving you a buzz, mate. What are you up to? By just recording the podcast that you're currently on. This is Hector Tenry.
Louisa Dal Din 2:12
Hi, Henners.
Jack Archdale 2:16
What's up, Mad Ruder? No. Yeah, mate, every fucking time.
Louisa Dal Din 2:28
Going through fuck
Jack Archdale 2:29
all. No, I can't. You are on
Unknown 2:33
your ass, on a
Jack Archdale 2:33
couch, just not at home. No, you're actually fucking three quarters there. Yeah, perfect.
Louisa Dal Din 2:39
How's it how's it? We just started
Jack Archdale 2:42
been about two minutes in. Yeah, I reckon I re is that where how long will eat? Should we knock off? Yeah, we're hearing it.
Louisa Dal Din 2:53
Now,
Jack Archdale 2:53
Henry, let's put you on the spot. Oh yeah. What's your oh what's your favourite joke? Tell us a joke.
Louisa Dal Din 3:03
Wait, I got a question, Henry.
Jack Archdale 3:05
Yeah, that's fair, mate.
Louisa Dal Din 3:07
How long would it take you to notice if I died? Like how many days? Yeah.
Olivia Maher 3:21
True.
Louisa Dal Din 3:21
So what, three days?
Jack Archdale 3:29
I'm probably thinking Lou's dead. Not that like Wamps has just got no but he's actually got a real job. Well fuck Pistra's doesn't post in a week. Fuck Blue Must Be Dead. Radio
Unknown 3:45
guys,
Jack Archdale 3:45
that's enough
Louisa Dal Din 3:46
for me.
Jack Archdale 3:49
So you big fala.
Louisa Dal Din 3:50
Right. Chao ciao. Uh uh.
Jack Archdale 3:55
Now
Louisa Dal Din 3:57
so babs a lot. Now
Jack Archdale 3:58
well, read out your things.
Louisa Dal Din 4:00
Okay, so One of my friends said Said, if I died overnight, how long would it take you to notice? One friend said, cunt like the next day. And then she said.
Unknown 4:13
Okay.
Louisa Dal Din 4:13
She said, Wait, am I next to you or like you've died in your home? And I said, Died in my home. And she said, Yeah, I'd know that morning. This is Jackie. And she goes, 'Cause I'd be like I'd send the police to your house and be like, Mm, she hasn't sent me her insights or I I need a code for Pepsi. She's like, Can you go over and check on her? Um, this is what Tor said. If I died overnight, how long would it take you to notice? Four days. I'd enjoy the peace for a bit, then I'd worry by like Friday or something.
Jack Archdale 4:41
Factor or are weirdly similar? Like if you didn't show up to this, I'd just go, boys, we'll just roll with it. And then fuck, we'll figure her out on Friday. Yeah,
Louisa Dal Din 4:50
you'd you'd know. And Violet said probably by seven A. M. when you haven't texted me fifteen thousand times.
Jack Archdale 4:55
Correct. Yeah, Cody, uh you you and Cody, uh radio producer, would know almost instantaneously. It's like, Hey, what what the hell do you think I'm doing right now? Hey, where hey, do you think Austin hates me? Hey, what the hell? Is Finn hate me too? Or does Austin love me and Finn hate me? Or do wait, does Finn love me and Austin hate me? Hey wait, is Austin named after Austin, Texas?

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