Colin Quinn & Jim Norton

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Previously titled “Colin Quinin & Jim Norton” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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How does the episode open and what lighthearted banter sets the tone?

Colin Quinn 0:06
I'm turning off my phone. Good man.
Mark Normand 0:09
This guy's done a pod before. This guy's a pro. All right. Should we start? Let's do it.
Jim Norton 0:16
It's kind of a funny story.
Mark Normand 0:18
Hey, we're here. We might be drunk. We're back. I'm sweaty. It's hot as balls. But we got some funny guys here. Colin Quinn.
Woo!
Colin Quinn 0:33
Remind him. Adolf. Kevin Brennan.
Mark Normand 0:35
This is your problem.
Colin Quinn 0:35
You never prepare for the podcast.
Mark Normand 0:37
I know.
Colin Quinn 0:37
This is the problem. I don't prepare. If you and Norton have a fart off, I'm walking out.
Jim Norton 0:42
Oh, you fart too? Yes. Yes. How did you not know? You've never farted on me.
Colin Quinn 0:47
He farted on you. We'd be sitting on ONA for years, and then suddenly one person would just go... What? Oh, mother. And we'd all be like, and the room would just be cursing. Oh, you have the silent smelly ones.
Jim Norton 0:58
I like to cup them in my hand and gently open the gift.
Colin Quinn 1:01
He would just smile. It was a great smile. And just watching all of us realize, mother fucker.
Mark Normand 1:09
See, I'm more of a loud farter.
Sam Morril 1:11
But they say that's healthier. Oh, great. The loud and no smell is good.
Colin Quinn 1:14
Either way, it's lowbrow, but we don't want to see it here on the podcast.
Sam Morril 1:17
Right, Sam? No, I like it.
Colin Quinn 1:20
Sam, stop trying to be a regular guy.
You know,
Mark Normand 1:23
The term is goy.
Colin Quinn 1:25
We look down on that.
Mark Normand 1:28
All right, well, what's shaking, boys?
Jim Norton 1:30
What's happening? Lowbrow could be fun. It was so hot that I sat in traffic an extra block just to enjoy the air conditioning and the cab. Woo! That's funny.
Mark Normand 1:41
Good banter.
Jim Norton 1:42
I just wanted to open with that.
Mark Normand 1:44
It's a good opening, but it's too local. Nobody else cares. Too local.
Colin Quinn 1:47
When I first started in comedy, I only had like subway, like real New York material. And my first road gig, I never told you this one, was a road gig. And I was opening for somebody in North Carolina, Nags Head. Great club. And I bombed every show, but we were staying at the owner's house. And I thought this was normal, because this was my first gig. This is a passive aggressive on their part. The owner and his wife, and me and the headliner, sitting on couches every afternoon, and they would go over all the comment cards.
Mark Normand 2:21
Oh, my God.
Colin Quinn 2:22
What a nightmare. And we would sit there and read 150 comment cards. And I thought, this is how we do our business. But every one of them was like, the middle act was terrible. He's not funny. I mean, nobody curses North Carolina in the 80s. Sure, sure. He's terrible. You should get rid of him. He isn't that one joke. Whoa. And I was bombing every night. It wasn't like I could be like that person. Everybody, the headline was good. This guy's, and I just sit there every day and I was like, this is tough. But I thought it was like, this is what they do. I think that's what they should do.
Jim Norton 2:54
I think that's great. Why should you be deluded into thinking you were doing well?
Colin Quinn 2:58
But he knows he bombed. I knew I bought them.
Sam Morril 3:00
That's YouTube comments, but in the 90s.
Colin Quinn 3:02
Yes, exactly. And we'd sit there and read them all afternoon. Luckily, I smoked those. I'd be sitting there smoking going, this is a rough business.
Sam Morril 3:10
I used to have that at Crackers in Indianapolis. I would read the comment cards because they would just show you. Liz at the cellar will just forward me when I get a shitty comment.
Unknown 3:17
No.
Sam Morril 3:19
She sent me one the other day. It was like, four stars, great show, Sam Morrell sucks. And that was the whole email.
Mark Normand 3:26
Well, even if you kill, you'll get a bad comic comment. So it doesn't really mean anything.
Jim Norton 3:29
They won't like what you talk about.

What were brutal early road gigs and strip club sets like for comedians?

Mark Normand 3:31
It's always something. I liked everything but that religion joke, whatever, whatever.
Colin Quinn 3:36
Yeah, I get a lot of, like, that I'm doing TED Talks now comments.
Mark Normand 3:39
Ooh.
Colin Quinn 3:39
Hey, you didn't say that's not true.
Mark Normand 3:41
That's crazy. That's a target.
Jim Norton 3:45
It hurts when they cut to the bone, you know, when they're really nailing it. They should have kept that to themselves. Oh, well.
Mark Normand 3:52
Yeah, comic cards.
Jim Norton 3:53
You ever do Club Casbah in Jersey? in Wildwood you'd stay above the club oh no yeah it was like one of those it was like one of the first like condos but it was he just built it out of plywood above the club right and that club is a story that Tony Woods was staying upstairs and still late for a set right right that's the famous story of him and Aruba yeah Aruba Ray's like hey they just gave Natterman the light he goes alright I'll get in the shower oh man

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