Ep 205: Kenan Thompson
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Yo. Hey, we're here. We're queer. You might be drunk. Sorry. A little semen. No sleep last night. Why not? I don't know. You know what I think it is? I was just laying in bed. 6 a.m. Looking at the sunrise. I watched the garbage men come by. I waved at them.
Because you don't have any fucking blinds.
Well, it's that, but I couldn't fall asleep at 2 either or 3 or 4. I have a theory because, A, I ran out of sleeping pills.
There's a theory that sunlight keeps you up when you're trying to sleep?
Well, I couldn't sleep at midnight at 1 a.m. It was dark then.
Yeah.
But my theory is I got a new house. I got a baby on the way. I've been on the road.
Love the house, by the way.
Thank you.
Incredible.
Writing jokes, traveling, podcasts. All I do is listen to podcasts and watch YouTube. So I never had a moment to think. And I think last night my brain was like, we got you. We're going to think right now. Like you're going to spiral for seven hours.
It's funny that you block out your thoughts with pods. You're blocking your thoughts out with other people's thoughts. Oh, completely. Yeah, but usually I would do something even more escapist, like a movie or something. Yeah. I can't do pods, unless it's certain pods.
Well, I go all over the road, but to me it's just you block out your bad thoughts. You're walking around the subway. You don't want to just have nothing going. I like to have a stimulation of some kind. Something's good. Yeah, I feel calmer with noise.
Yeah, so you're not, is the wife sleeping?
She's out like a light.
That's even more annoying. I know. Because you want to flick her ear, and you're like, oh, you're up too? You don't want to be alone. I know those moments. Yeah. I'm the last one to sleep always, too.
Yeah. You kind of do feel like the man of the house. You're like, I'm protecting. I'm watching. Every crack and creak, you're like, what was that? I'll go kill him. But it does suck. I mean, you wake up, and you're like, ah. But you got no sleep either?
No sleep. Watched a movie that I was telling you about it. This weird British movie, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. I'm just scrolling on Amazon and they got this movie and I'm like, oh, this looks weird. Never heard of it. Tim Roth, Michael Gambon and Helen Mirren. I look it up. It's got crazy good reviews. Wow. It was NC-17. Whoa. They threatened it with a rated X. Whoa. Because it's crazy sexual. Yeah. It's weird as fuck. It looks gorgeous. Yeah. I mean, look at these colors. It's like Kubrick almost. Yeah. It's dark. It's crazy because there's like literally Helen Mirren's Bush in every other scene. And all you think about is the violence. So anyone who complains about the nudity is like a psycho. But it does open on a scene where I'm like, yeah, I'm shocked.
This guy's a piece of shit in it. Whoa, man. It's pretty dark. I'm in. Yeah, it's pretty weird. And it opens with they're torturing a guy. dick out covering him in shit and you're like so i guess this is the bad guy who's torturing him you know whoa yeah like look at this stuff but it looks cool as hell yeah but yeah i mean i guess in america this is so classic america it's uh they they were like fuck this it's it's pornographic and then in england they were like this is a social satire they were mad because it was like making fun of Oh, interesting. They thought it was mocking the government. Wow. So I guess, yeah, it's layered and weird. Look, there's parts that aren't exactly for me, but...
pretty pretty crazy i'm i'm in i mean it looks cool it's i can't call it a wreck because some of you might be like sam you're a sick fuck first speak no evil the the dutch version version of this yeah i hear you but uh you're becoming like epstein with movies you like have to keep upping it because you watch so many movies that you're like yeah you gotta speedball it now you can't just have weed or or coke anymore you got to do heroin and crank
Well, this is a 14-year-old. This is it. Some dicey stuff. Yeah. No, this is pretty wild. Her tits are underrated, by the way. Oh, she looks great. It's also weird because you see like a nude Helen Mirren and you're like, oh, that's just like a naked woman. Yes. But now it's like every part of the like, you know, Brazilian butt lift. Yeah, tattoos. Fake tits. Yeah. Six pack.
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