Ep 267: Godfrey & Gary Vider

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How do Godfrey and the hosts break the ice with jokes about women and sex?

Mark Normand 0:06
Hey, everybody. We're here. This is it. We might be drunk, baby.
Sam Morril 0:11
What's up, guys?
Mark Normand 0:13
Hey. And gals. And gals. We're trying to be more women-friendly.
Sam Morril 0:17
We need more women fans.
Mark Normand 0:19
Well, Chelsea Handler didn't help, but we're trying. Lord knows we're trying. She was cool. I liked her. Still bangable. Yeah. I'd say. Is that a compliment?
Sam Morril 0:32
Yes.
Mark Normand 0:33
Okay, thank you.
Sam Morril 0:34
I think the way you worded it probably wasn't ideal. It's like referring to a woman's vagina as pussy. It's like, I don't think they love the word, but bangable is a compliment. Right. If a woman told me I was bangable, I'd be like, thank you.
Mark Normand 0:46
Of course, but I think it's different for a woman. Probably. You know. Isn't it weird that during sex you can say mean things to women, but not before sex?
Sam Morril 0:55
Yeah, they kind of have to prompt it, though. You can't out of nowhere just be like, you whore. That's true. They have to get the...
Mark Normand 1:03
the wheels in motion a little but then sometimes girls like i don't want to tell you what to do because then it ruins it and then you take some liberties and now you have a restraining order thanks there you go ridiculous story sorry i know sorry i slut shamed you i tried i was in character and seen all right well there you go but i could see her being pretty wild in the sack
Sam Morril 1:29
What's new, man?
Mark Normand 1:32
Same old. The wife's out of town, so I've been watching movies at home. I got the whole TV to myself. What are you watching? I watched Jeremiah Johnson last night. I know the meme, but I've never seen it.
Sam Morril 1:42
It's Redford.
Mark Normand 1:43
Redford, Sidney Pollack directed it. John Milius wrote it. He wrote, I mean, this is Apocalypse Now. This is Conan, Red Dawn. He's like a real man. Did he write Letterman?
Yeah.
Sam Morril 1:55
Who? No, I was kidding.
Mark Normand 1:56
It was a late night joke. Anyway, yeah, no, I heard it's good. Oh, it's fun. It's super fun. It's based on a real guy. Yeah. Named John Liver-Eating Johnson or something like that. And he would eat the Indians, like Native Americans' liver after he killed them. So that's a wild movie.
Sam Morril 2:14
It's good not to waste. You got to eat the whole Indian, I've always said. Eat the whole Indian. Exactly. You don't want to be wasteful. Yeah, never seen it. Oh, it's great.
Mark Normand 2:22
I've never seen it either.
Sam Morril 2:22
You know what I watched the other day? My buddy Alex English tells me to watch.
Mark Normand 2:27
That's an underrated comedian right there. I love Alex. Killer comic.
Sam Morril 2:30
We got to get him in here. We should. Love Alex.
Mark Normand 2:32
Good hang.
Sam Morril 2:33
Anyway, he told me we're talking movies. He goes, you've never seen. We're talking about how we both like Cameron. He goes, you've never seen. I bet you've seen this movie. Get in here.
Mark Normand 2:42
Get in here. Oh, shit. Get in here.
Sam Morril 2:45
Come on. Hey.
What's up, dude? What's up? What's up?
Sam Morril 2:49
Godfrey.

What movie and TV recommendations spark a conversation about impressions and impressions guests?

Sam Morril 2:50
Godfrey, everybody. I was going to talk about the movie Paid in Full. You've seen that movie, right?
My best friend is in it.
Sam Morril 2:56
Who's one of your best friends? Oh, he's a great actor.
He was just in my podcast. Oh, nice. We came up together in Chicago at the Poetry and Comedy Scene. Oh, jeez. Talking to the mic. Oh, sorry. Yeah, what is my buddy buddy like? I just was on the phone with him a couple days ago. Yeah, he's a great actor. Yeah, he's great. The Wire? The Wire is the best show on HBO. Ever? Man. It's probably my number two. I might go Sopranos one. Well, no. No, I gave you... Yeah. I love The Wire. No, no, no. Listen. Sopranos lasted longer, didn't it? I think so, yeah. But Sopranos is more comedy for rewatch. But Sopranos is just as good. Yeah, yeah. They're two different types, but it's still about crime. Yeah. Sure. But it's both equal. No, you're right. I didn't even realize it was HBO. What's that?
Sopranos was HBO. Oh, yeah. HBO had a run. But then it moved to... Sopranos moved to another channel. No, no. It was all HBO. It was always HBO? Yeah, yeah. They had a run, man. No, it was all Gandolfini. HBO. First of all, Aries Spears does the best James Gandolfini. It's crazy. And we pull it off. I've never seen anybody do a Gandolfini. Me and him do Jason Statham versus... Can you do Gandolfini? No. You can do almost everyone. You know, I was working on by Sam Elliott. Oh, shit. I'm watching Landman.
Sam Morril 4:15
Landman is... I've got to watch it.

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