Matteo Lane - Nick Smith w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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What are the hosts joking about at the very beginning of the episode?
Exactly. Are we on are we on? Are we rolling?
I only wore a hat.
That's true, actually. Back in the day. Yeah, no since the procedure.
Nick, you've seen you in a hat. I've never left. Are we rolling? Backwards.
Backwards is a first for me. I'll give you that. Yeah. No, I've seen you in I guess back in the day. Oh no, you're right. You're right. I
I
remember that guy. That
was the day. The flat brim, yeah, you
did. That first one's the one that they still use for New York Comedy Club. No. You should
probably update it. A lot of cleavage there.
Yeah.
You're showing it off.
Yeah, good hair. Just hair.
Well, we got uh Mateo and Nick on the park. Oh, we're starting. Oh yeah, we're on.
Good to have boy, these thighs are looking real good. Thank you. You don't skip leg day. I appreciate that.
Twice a week. Twice. I hate doing the legs. Me too.
You just have to force yourself to it. Just don't do them.
Yeah. There you go.
You don't nothing. This year I've decided to enter a health and wellness era. I Okay. Let's not say
things
we can't take back. I went my whole life without ever working out a day in my life. Wow. So this year I decided to enter the fitness space. I do Pilates. Okay. I'm not good at it, but I go. You got a good frame. Like
if you were if he was ri if you were ripped You could what do you use? Six four if you were
ripped, what does that mean? He doesn't want si w how what do you want, Nick, with your arms? I feel that I have petite arms and I like how great shoulders.
That's a wet noodle. Yeah,
that's fucking crazy. Yeah, that's better. This is Holly, that's it. And
I like
it. Okay.
That's like olive oil from Popeye. That was crazy. The Victorian ghost. That's what I'm going for. Okay.
How do the comedians discuss their recent health and fitness routines?
That's your that's your look. Exactly. All right. Yeah, so if he wants to look like
that, you
know.
And you look great. I tell you all the time. Uh oh. You guys beefing? What's going on? Okay. We can't have this after the Are You Garbage
episode. This is too
much beef. Well that's just Foley. Sorry.
So what happened? Are you garbage? What happened? He had a kind of
a meltdown. He did a bunch of blow and has oh, you know, they had a falling out for a second. They did. They got ugly. He's okay now, but they backed together. Yeah.
I didn't know any of
this. Foley
stole a bunch of money,
he did a bunch of drugs, a ruined. We can't talk
about that on this podcast, can we?
Oh, he opened up. Oh he did. He went all he went full intervention. Oh wow. Did he steal money? Yeah.
From who? From the the government? The the team. The podcast. I didn't know any of this happened. Yeah, yeah. Damn. I know.
Damn.
Well, don't do drugs there, Dick.
I don't I just steal his.
Neither one of us does drugs. I drink like once every five months. Nick has never had a drink. I've never drank in my life. I've never done drugs in
my life. Whoa. What's the vice? Also the Victorian ghost aspect of it all. Um What is my vice? You gotta have some hatred. Okay. Being kind of hatred? Diet Coke.
Oh, that's a good one. You guys are having like an Adam's apple off right here. This is crazy. Look at that. I also have a big Adam's apple on. I don't like my
Adam's apple.
No,
no,
that was good. You weren't like to involve
himself. I don't know. You're a man, goddammit. Keep it. Well, Sam, it was fun seeing you last night. We had a good time, man. We did have a good time. We were rolling show. Yeah, we were. Honestly, we could have done that for a solid hour. How long did we go on? We probably did like you and I probably did like twenty five minutes. We were rolling. I had seven comics. Well, I was like after two hours like four hours of show. I mean, was the second
audience as good as the first one?
Yeah, yeah, they were both great. You did two sold out VUs? Mm-hmm. Each one was crowd work with a different comic. I had Liz just throw everybody up. It was yeah, it was a it was I
was exhausted. We were cooking though. We were. It's a brilliant move though. I mean the the clips are great. I see every one of them.
It's kind of fun to like I I think maybe it's like fun for comedy fans to see comics and how they interact differently on stage with each other because everyone has a different style.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the hosts joking about at the very beginning of the episode?
0:06–1:49
2
How do the comedians discuss their recent health and fitness routines?
1:49–5:06
3
What survival challenge do they imagine being dropped into a forest?
5:06–8:34
4
How does the episode end with an arm‑wrestling showdown?
8:34–42:47
5
What are the hosts joking about at the very beginning of this segment?
42:47–50:11
6
How do the comedians talk about filming specials and transitioning material to live shows?
50:11–1:09:09
7
Why do they complain about the new Chipotle loyalty app and ranking system?
1:09:09–1:20:06
8
What’s the final “peeve” about Hooters and how do they wrap up the episode?
1:20:06–1:25:34
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