One More Drink w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand
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How did Mark’s suburban Fourth of July and slushie maker story kick off the episode?
Hey, we're here. We might be drunk, baby. Solo up. I love a Solo app. Good to be back. Han Solo. How you been? Whoa, good. I just had the 4th of July. I was gone for six days. My flight got canceled, so.
You were struggling out there.
Yeah, yeah. It's a suburb. The hard part of the suburbs is there's kids everywhere, which is great. It's fun. One kid broke my watch, so that's gone. Oh, shit. Well, we're just all wrestling all day, you know? I got headlocks. They're so little, I feel like, you know, the Hulk. It is fun throwing a kid. Oh, my God. Liz has that great bit about throwing the kid in the pool.
Yes, yes. That's the closest you can come to abusing a child. Just throw them into the pool. That's one of my favorite things.
His whole face changed. Yeah. That's a great bit. Oh, yeah. Peter's is on the slushies. Woo-wee! Why did we get a slushie maker?
Did someone send this, or were you just hankering?
I was hankering. These are going for sale on Amazon. My brother-in-law had one of these at the Fourth of July. I love a slushie maker. Oh, we did margaritas. We did daiquiris, kalua. What do you call it? Pita colada?
I love a... an ice maker too, but I bought the shittiest one. It takes like four hours to make like this much ice. I'll just use a tray.
What are we doing here? Yeah, right? That sucks. So what do we got in here? A little Bodega Cat and Cherry Coke? Looks like Cherry Pepsi. Ah! Don't you hate that guy? Pepsi over Coke.
Some people claim they can taste the difference. I don't think I'm one of them. Come on. Mmm.
Dude, that's fucking incredible. That was like the kid version of banging a trans girl on accident. Like, what? It's Pepsi! I had no idea!
That's Lenwidge now. It used to be Lenny's, now they're Lenwidge. Right, right. Like, alright. Oh yeah, new identity.
Somehow got more Jewish. Oh, by the way, I went to my bagel place. Brand new bagel place on my block. I went in... No bagels. What? I was like, you're two days open. You don't have any bagels? You sold out? He was like, we don't have our license yet to sell bagels.
There's a bagel license now? Yes.
I wonder who owns this. No bagel, no bagel, no bagel.
Damn. So what do you need for a license?
I don't know. They're just selling sandwiches. I was like, not even on a bagel? They're like, no, we don't have that license yet. That's a lie.
You can't open a bagel place without bagels.
Thank you.
That's crazy. It's just bread with a hole in it. So can you have a bread? Do you need a bread license? Do you need a pizza license? Yeah. We only have garlic knots today.
You can make the hole.
What the hell? That's crazy. Look it up. I will tell you, they don't need any more business, but... Apollo Bagels, have you had that shit?
No.
It's unreal. Really? It's one of those, like, annoying influencer places with a line, but they deliver. It's so good. Wow. I walked by and there was no line. I was like, I gotta try it. Yeah. It's that good, dude. Really? It's like a thin, crispy bagel. Oh, a thin bagel I like. And it's got the smoked salmon, the dill, the capers, the onions. It's a fucking... And I love an open face. Yes. I don't like that we just gave in to the sandwich always. You're getting less bites. Right. I like the open face. Do you scoop it if it's a fat bagel? No. Okay. It feels like sacrilege. You get looks. Oh, really? Yeah. I think in the New York bagel place, they're like, scoop. All right. Damn. Jeez. It's coming out to your dad in the 80s.
That's the look you get. Scooped bagel. All right. That's a Larry David episode. I picture him walking into the temple, and they're like, he's a scooper. That is a great episode.
The white fish?
Yeah. And the sable? Yeah, the sable.
So seriously, take your sandwiches.
That's what they name it after him? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, no one's getting sable.
It's true. It's two fishes. It's two white fishes together. It's a lot. Is that what it is? I think that's what it was.
Oh, God.
You want the turkey? I love a turkey sandwich.
Love turkey.
Is turkey your go-to?
Go-to. Then roast beef, then ham. I might go ham, then roast beef. Yeah, turkey's just fucking solid. Retail bakeries require a food service permit and staff must... Okay, so it's not a bagel license.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How did Mark’s suburban Fourth of July and slushie maker story kick off the episode?
0:06–8:58
2
What’s the awkward fan-on-the-train story and how do comedians set boundaries?
8:58–40:52
3
How do comedians balance writing jokes with being present in relationships?
40:52–45:49
4
What jokes and angles do they explore about Ozempic and its cultural impact?
45:49–48:07
5
How do Mark and Sam riff on modern privilege, romance rituals, and 'off the grid' trends?
48:07–52:09
6
What entertainment picks and live tour updates do they recommend and announce?
52:09–1:22:56
Speakers
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