Ryan Hamilton w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

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How did Ryan describe the bus accident and its aftermath?

Sam Morril 0:06
Yo. Hey, hey. We're here.
Mark Normand 0:08
We're sweaty. It's hot.
Sam Morril 0:09
We're sweaty. Oh, was it 90-something? Yeah, 95. And the trains went down for like the first time. You didn't get hit with that. You're uptown.
Ryan Hamilton 0:16
I was uptown, but I was coming across town, and I got lucky in a cab. Oh, the cab. There was no traffic. What is this, 88? Taking cabs in New York. I don't know. I got lucky in a cab once.
Sam Morril 0:26
Her name was, no. All right. No, but yeah, no, this train was like Bob. It was a man. I was flated by a man in a taxi cab. No, no. You know, the train, it's like it feels like it never goes down. So you kind of this happens and you're like. I'm kind of grateful this never happens.
Mark Normand 0:46
I know. But it was creeping, which was the way it was just going just like an inch a mile.
Sam Morril 0:50
And I was texting you when I didn't get, I was stuck in a no service zone. So I was trying to text you like, what's going on with you? Yeah. But no service.
Mark Normand 0:58
It's also crazy to think that, sorry, we'll get to you. Yeah, I love this.
Crazy to think that.
Sam Morril 1:04
Ryan's whole special is about how he was hit by a bus. We were delayed by a train. Yeah. Almost as bad.
Mark Normand 1:10
It's horrible. It's the worst. But crazy thing, we used to not have cell phone service in the train. You just have to sit there and just think and read. I remember when we got cell phone service in the train, I was like, my life's going to be so different. Yes, yes. You know? It's not. Remember, they used to not tell you the time. You just go down there and be like, could be a minute, could be 20 minutes.
Sam Morril 1:29
Here's how our life is different. Some dude is watching Waffle House fights next to you without headphones. And you're like, oh, that's not the technological advancement I was hoping for.
Mark Normand 1:40
I know, the casino gang. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. God, do you need the ting ting? Sorry, Chinatown. Just saying. Enough.
Sam Morril 1:48
So Ryan, our good friend Ryan Hamilton, who we've known for a long time. Long time. Yes, sir. New special on Netflix. This just hit me. It is killer. Killer. Very funny. This is the one.
Mark Normand 2:00
Just dense and like... Great ideas. Great angle. Great takes.
Sam Morril 2:04
How do you think of getting hit by a bus? That's a great idea. No, I mean, you say that at one point in the special. You're like, was it worth it? No.
Mark Normand 2:13
We'll tell that to Tracy Morgan.
Sam Morril 2:18
That was a truck, but still. Yeah, that was my first thought is... Did he sue?
Ryan Hamilton 2:24
Yeah. Because you don't address that. Oh, yeah. Well, I have a joke that I say. I own a small shuttle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I mean, that was obviously not like a bit of an exaggeration. But, yeah, we had a lawsuit. You know, everybody said you got to do something. But I couldn't even deal with it for like a year mentally. I was just like, I don't want to think about it. So we did do it. But the company went out of business like a week after the accident. What? A week after. And my attorneys go, this is not unusual. It was called Jim's Shuttle Bus. And he thinks that they just like, this is bad. We're going to start a new company.
Sam Morril 2:58
It was a one-man band.
Ryan Hamilton 2:59
I don't know. Jim was driving the bus. I don't know who it was. But, you know, they have an insurance company that's still like... So it wasn't life-changing, anything like that. But the day that we filed the lawsuit, the insurance company came back. The day. It's like they were waiting for it for a year. And they were like, here it is. This is the most we can do without going to trial. And my attorneys were like, this is the best possible outcome. You don't want to go to trial.
Mark Normand 3:25
Oh, okay, great.
Ryan Hamilton 3:26
Yeah, but if you did, you could have wheeled in Hannibal Lecter style.
Sam Morril 3:30
Yeah, like Weinstein.
Yeah.
Sam Morril 3:32
What about, yeah, I mean, 10 broken ribs.
Ryan Hamilton 3:35
Yeah. Wow.
Sam Morril 3:36
Yeah, I didn't know there were 12 ribs either. So when you did that joke, I was like, 10 out of 12 you broke. Collapsed lung.
Ryan Hamilton 3:41
Yeah, yeah. Couldn't breathe. The lung heals fast, I learned. It's real interesting. The lung is the thing they're not worried about.
Bruno Satin 3:48
That one.
Ryan Hamilton 3:48
That's good for him, right? Yeah. Yeah. Five of the ribs were in two places. Wow. So a couple of them healed like this. But I got really lucky because there was no, like sometimes they say ribs heal in a way that causes pain and then they have to go in and put like a plate like I have in my arm in your ribs.

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