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We Might Be Drunk

Tan France w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

15 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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Yeah, we could not drink. But everybody's like, I'm sober now. I can't do the show again.

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10.226 - 26.508 Sam Morril

I remember we really wanted Hank Azaria on the podcast. Because we're obviously Simpsons guys. Yeah, big time. Big time sober. And not only that, they're like, it's going to piss off our people if we do it. And we're just like, so yeah, you don't have to drink on this. That's how we're opening the show with Can France.

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Chapter 2: What celebrity encounters are mentioned?

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You should make that more clear to PR people.

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We said might be drunk.

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That's a good point.

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We didn't say definitely. That's a good point. It could happen. Oh, Deli Boy, like New Delhi. No. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.

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Not everything is a pun, Mark. I saw Indian guys. To be fair, that would be fun.

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When I said I was at Deli Boys, my mom assumed it was New Delhi. Okay.

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No, but we know Asif Ali.

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And the other guy's called Saga. And those two together are fucking amazing. And then the woman on the right, if you don't know who she is, she is one of the greatest comedy actresses. She's on a show called Never Have I Ever. And she's fucking fantastic on it.

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And it's on Hulu right the show okay? I'm gonna check it out.

Chapter 3: How does Tan France describe his experience in Salt Lake City?

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This was during COVID. I was trying to be funny.

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I'm eating here. Kenny Powers.

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Wow, wow, wow. I didn't know you were so patriotic. It was a joke, but yeah, a lot of people took this seriously.

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Man, I should have done more push-ups before this picture.

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You really shouldn't rock one of those. Even as a joke, you're like, yeah, this is not funny. It's kind of sad. Call us Cuck Dynasty.

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They are definitely the shoulders of someone who's never even walked past a gym. Yeah, pretty bad.

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Why don't we go into Mark? How long is this going to be on me? That's Boo's face, too, if I've ever seen it. Look at that beer face. Clearly I'm layered up. Do you know what?

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That's my favorite one so far. Is it because the layers are good? Layers are really good. You look like you actually put a lock on. All right. And you look really handsome. What?

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Look at that guy.

Chapter 4: What insights does Tan share about being a gay man in Utah?

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It's a wild one. It's Mary Poppins. I don't know why.

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Yeah, that's a Tom Brown sweater, though. It's a Tom Brown sweater.

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1147.481 - 1151.848 Tan France

I'm learning. Thank you for saying that. You've always known it.

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Yeah. Okay, wow. I'm learning a lot here.

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look again I wouldn't suggest I need to know I'm not dressing like this I had jeans on and I had sneakers on but when I'm on a press tour so when you do a press tour you get dressed up more I don't dress like this in real life I dress just as simple as you do oh really yeah I mean I live in black or a pair of jeans never this dress up for anything

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But show the world your shoes. I mean, these have got to get out there.

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But you feel like you have to bring it because of who you are.

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Yeah. If I had my job, I would be in a pair of stonewashed Levi's jeans every day, a white pair of sneakers and a black tee. I would never, ever make an effort.

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Yeah. But how do you find like that T-shirt is distressed. It's my phone.

Chapter 5: What are the challenges of watching movies with different tastes?

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Again, I forgot. I didn't realize.

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I've heard of I Am Love. What is this?

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Okay. You know Tilda Swinton?

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Of course.

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Okay.

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The girl I'm dating wanted to watch this the other night. Is it really good?

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You will hate it. She will love it.

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Yeah.

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It's definitely a movie for the girls and the kids.

Chapter 6: How does Tan France feel about Tilda Swinton's film choices?

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Did you ever see that? Every movie she wrecks is a gay movie. And every movie I wreck is like a movie with a title like The Woman Who Got Murdered.

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It's like a noir from the 40s. So, you know, Luca... Oh, what's his name? Guardino?

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Oh, yes, we were going to watch this. I heard this is good. All right, I'm going to watch it. I'm going to let you know.

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Yeah, I think it was his debut movie.

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I love Tilda Swinton. I love Tilda Swinton. She's awesome.

Chapter 7: What insights does Tan share about his encounters with celebrities?

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She's wicked in this. He did Challengers, right? He did, he did. That was a cool movie.

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Every movie he has done has been a bomb.

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Okay, call me on your name.

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So it was his first one. And I think it's an absolute masterpiece. But I will say this. If you're watching it, you'll think, well, this is a nice movie until the last 10 minutes. The last 10 minutes, I sat there and I watched it twice. And both times, the audience did exactly the same thing. I used to go to the cinema. I haven't been to the cinema in a long time.

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But the whole audience did the same thing.

Chapter 8: What are the etiquette issues discussed regarding airplane behavior?

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The credits come up and I've never seen an audience sit through the entire credits in complete shock.

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I'm going to watch it this week. Incredible movie. Okay. Yeah, one of my favorites ever. okay then okay this one you might appreciate so that's my favorite Scott Rex do you know what conch is no so do you know who Diane Morgan is in the UK I don't will you pull up a picture of her okay so Diane Morgan is a fucking national treasure So she does a show called Conk.

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And in England, when we say, let's say, for example, I'm referring to you, and you've got an opinion on chairs, it's Sam on chairs. That's just your opinion on that thing. So it's Conk on earth, Conk on religion. Her religion one is on Netflix. It's so fucking funny. She basically starts it out with, I'm going to tell you which religion is better, Judaism or the Quran. Let's start with the Quran.

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Oh, so Judaism or Islam. And then she'll say, okay, let me read through the Quran and I'm going to tell you if it's good or not. And then, beep, because obviously she'll get killed. Right, right. This bitch is so fucking funny, and she gives just the most unfiltered, honest opinion on what a situation is.

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This reminds me a little, like, remember back in the day Penn and Teller did Bullshit? I thought that was a pretty cool show, too. That was a great show.

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But she's very dry, and the deadpan delivery is what makes it.

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I'm going to watch this, too. So let me sell it more for you. she will speak to an absolute expert on a thing. So let's say, for example, Sam, you're talking about how much you love that camera, and you're telling her, and once you've finished with how amazing that camera is, she'll say, it looks shit though, doesn't it?

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very serious professors and you're like are you and I still don't know she won't tell the world are the people who are the experts in on it because she's so fucking disrespectful about what they do for a living and she's like you wasted your whole life studying that yeah it's like Ali G or something You will love it. You've got to check it out. Do you know the show Black Mirror? Yes.

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