Tan France w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Yeah, we could not drink. But everybody's like, I'm sober now. I can't do the show again.
Sam Morril 0:10
I remember we really wanted Hank Azaria on the podcast. Because we're obviously Simpsons guys. Yeah, big time. Big time sober. And not only that, they're like, it's going to piss off our people if we do it. And we're just like, so yeah, you don't have to drink on this. That's how we're opening the show with Can France.

What celebrity encounters are mentioned?

Tan France 0:26
You should make that more clear to PR people.
Sam Morril 0:30
We said might be drunk.
Tan France 0:32
That's a good point.
We didn't say definitely. That's a good point. It could happen. Oh, Deli Boy, like New Delhi. No. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
Sam Morril 0:42
Not everything is a pun, Mark. I saw Indian guys. To be fair, that would be fun.
Tan France 0:46
When I said I was at Deli Boys, my mom assumed it was New Delhi. Okay.
Sam Morril 0:51
No, but we know Asif Ali.
Tan France 0:52
And the other guy's called Saga. And those two together are fucking amazing. And then the woman on the right, if you don't know who she is, she is one of the greatest comedy actresses. She's on a show called Never Have I Ever. And she's fucking fantastic on it.
Sam Morril 1:05
And it's on Hulu right the show okay? I'm gonna check it out.
Tan France 1:08
It's a good show great hair on Indians. It's unbelievable You have great hair you got you good. It's a little fucked right now. Yeah, I just had to get it bleached I didn't mean to say yeah right after you said that yeah I'm again fucked up right now. I just got a bleach which is crazy. It's yellow right now So please don't notice that it's yellow.
I didn't notice please don't lie It's got a little Hitler going
Sam Morril 1:32
It sure does. New Delhi. Oh, no, sorry. Deli Boys. Now you got it in my head. New Delhi.
You should run with New Delhi. Put an H in there.
Sam Morril 1:39
Well, you say a New Delhi Boys season. You're like, ah, shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Sam Morril 1:43
New Delhi Boys.
New Delhi Boys. She's hot.
Sam Morril 1:46
Yeah, she's wonderful. So, yeah, I mean, we met like years ago because I first off saw you.
Tan France 1:52
Are we going?
Sam Morril 1:53
Yeah, we're going. We're going.
Tan France 1:54
Okay. Okay. I was just saying to my publicist, we've never talked about this. When we first met, I thought, oh, this guy fucking hates me. Really? I get that a lot. Jimmy Fallon. Do you remember? Fallon. Fallon. We were backstage. I was going on. Your girlfriend at the time was going on.
Yes.
Sam Morril 2:12
I've dated a lot of comedians.
Tan France 2:15
And I knew her, but I'd never met her. So I went back to say hello. And you were there and I was a fan of yours. I was like, oh my gosh, I love your work. And you couldn't have been more awkward. Really? Oh my God. I don't remember this. And then I went back to my green room and I was like, that guy's obviously homophobic. Really? Holy shit. Because I knew it wasn't my fault because I'm nice as fuck. And I was like, it can't be anything other than the only thing he had to go on is he's got to be homophobic. And then you messaged. And I was like, oh, he's not homophobic. No, it's my face.
Sam Morril 2:47
That's even worse. I'd rather be homophobic. I can change that. I can't change my face.
Tan France 2:52
I think you were just high as fucking... You just didn't know how to... Well, you know what it was?
Sam Morril 2:56
You were talking to her and I didn't want to take her moment because I knew she was a fan of yours. So I think I was kind of pulling back a little. But yeah, the second you left, I was like, I fucking love that guy. Because we had watched... I'll be honest. I wasn't going to turn on Queer Eye on my own, but she would put it on. Obviously. And I was like, this is fucking good. And you were my favorite. Oh, that's nice. And... Nice. I love the hair guy, too. Jonathan. I like him, too. I love Jonathan. No, but you guys were like the two guys. I was like, oh, I like when your segments would pop up. Thanks, man. And yeah, man.
No, it's like. That's funny because he walked away and told me that you were anti-Semitic. Well, he was right. Yeah.
Sam Morril 3:32
Wow, great read. No, but that show, I think I messaged you something like, oh, no, I think you guys, like, that positivity, the world is so negative. I was like, that positivity is needed.
Tan France 3:43
Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. Afterwards, you were so nice. And then we ended up hanging out. Yeah. No, we hung a few times. Yeah, we actually hung out.

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