192: Jump at the Chance & The Death of Gaia Moondancer
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gareth and Jake help a caller befriend a neighbor with a bouncy castle. Then, they plan a Dungeons a...
191: We're Here to Chat Vol. 2: Ghost Ebay (with Steve Berg and Eric Edelstein)
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If Gareth, Jake, Steve Berg and Eric Edelstein all worked at a used car lot, who would you choose to...
190: Box of Cigars and A Bottle of Whiskey & Reverse Benjamin Button
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth help a caller by investing in some new advertising for the show. Then, two baby-face...
No More Re-Releases - A Note From Jake
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No more re-releases: A note from Jake about Wednesday episodes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...
189: Let's Get Outta the Garage Together
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For this bonus episode, it's the second installment of the Friendship Game, featuring Sam, who likes...
188: Digging Up Orville & Quiznos Bag
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The guys help a caller whose husband wants to bring an old gravestone into their house. Then, they g...
187: The Man in the Iron Hair & The Oprah of Lube (with Justin Long)
Wed, 09 Jul
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Justin Long re-joins the show for a bonus episode! First, Justin and the guys help a caller whose un...
186: I Ask the Questions & I Love My Wife
Mon, 07 Jul
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth help a caller annoy a team of persistent door-to-door salesmen. Then, it's the follo...
185: Good Bit Man, Let's Go (with Steve Berg and Eric Edelstein)
Thu, 03 Jul 2025 01:46:46 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this bonus episode, Jake and Gareth swap stories with friends of the show Eric Edelstein and Ste...
A Note From Jake
Wed, 02 Jul
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A note from Jake on today's episode.Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected]...
184: A Classic Vinnie Problem & Guest Host Energy
Mon, 30 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gareth and Jake help a caller from Philly punch up a meat-themed party. Then, it's an extended follo...
183: Jake's Faves: This Show's Becoming Jackass (Re-Release)
Wed, 25 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this re-release episode, Jake picks a call and a follow-up from a caller who requests off work t...
182: The Freshmaker! & Now This B Is Taking Pics
Mon, 23 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth help a caller from India resolve a parking spot battle. Then, they brainstorm how to...
181: All in Crumbles (with Steve Berg)
Wed, 18 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In this bonus episode, a taxidermied rat leads Jake and Gareth on a globe-trotting adventure with th...
180: Hotdog Party & Backdoor Boys
Mon, 16 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gareth and Jake help a hospital worker find her doppelganger. Then, a solution to a hairy problem le...
179: Gareth's Faves: Nothing But Cats (Re-Release)
Wed, 11 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this re-release episode, Gareth picks three calls featuring cats. First, Jake goes full dad on a...
178: Add a Zero & Boys Supporting Boys
Mon, 09 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
First, the guys help a daredevil rebrand himself with his friend group. Then, who will Gabriel, who ...
177: Duo Ling-Crow & You Got Nudes (with Nick Kroll)
Wed, 04 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and special guest Helper Nick Kroll are faced with a caller whose dad is talking to crows. Late...
176: Samples & Raised by Elves
Mon, 02 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth help a caller whose father is stealing her toilet paper. Later, a caller has a very ...
175: A Thing For Dinosaurs (with Derek Waters and Zach Shields)
Wed, 28 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this bonus episode, Jake and Gareth are joined by Derek Waters (Drunk History) and Zach Shields ...
174: Sucking a Bald Spot & Tree Jim
Mon, 26 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
A caller enlists Gareth in addressing a mustache issue shared by Jake and her husband. Later, Jake a...
173: Boyfriend Doodies & Pro Boner Advice (with Jameela Jamil)
Wed, 21 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Friend of the show Jameela Jamil joins Jake and Gareth and things get wild. First, they help a calle...
172: Babe on Men & Do It For Thailand
Mon, 19 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth help a caller determined to use a surprising nickname. Later, they encourage a teen ...
171: Walk This Lonely Dream & Shake Your Little Butts (with Jillian Bell)
Wed, 14 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys are joined by the great Jillian Bell for this bonus episode. First, they help a caller plan...
170: Occasional Blue Jays & Butt Grazing
Mon, 12 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gareth and Jake help a caller whose friend refuses to let the party die. Later, they preserve a call...
169: A Horse in a Dog's Body & So Much Utah (with Chloe Fineman)
Wed, 07 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth are joined by SNL's Chloe Fineman for this bonus episode. First, they help a caller ...
168: I Feel Barfy & An I Love You, Man Situation
Mon, 05 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gareth and Jake meet Virginia, a 7-ft doll made of yarn who is looking for a new lease on life. Late...
167: The People's Picks: Chronicles of Conor (Re-Release)
Wed, 30 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this re-release episode, Jake and Gareth pick a true fan-favorite: the full saga of Conor, who k...
166: No Shoes, No Shirt, Teeth In & Unwrapping Whoppers (with Steve Berg)
Mon, 28 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth call in the Big Gun (Steve Berg) to help a hotel restaurant manager encourage an emp...
165: Wayne Brady's Family Rules & Another Tuesday in Amsterdam (with Wayne Brady)
Wed, 23 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys are joined by the one and only Wayne Brady and he immediately gets to work. First, they giv...
164: A Wig on a Wig and Polite Alphas (with Eric Edelstein and Katie Nolan)
Mon, 21 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth help a caller Wig-gle her way out of a workplace dilemma. Plus, a story from Eric Ed...
163: Jake's Faves: Hot Takes with Mr. H (Re-release)
Wed, 16 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this re-release episode, Jake picks a call and two follow-ups from one of his favorite callers: ...
162: Very Hilaria & Send in the Clown
Mon, 14 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gareth and Jake help a caller discourage her mother-in-law from speaking Spanish on a family trip to...
161: Memaw's Wig & That's the Sauce (with Justin Long)
Wed, 09 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Special Helper Justin Long help a caller from New Orleans with a memaw who loves to shop on...
160: Turkey Turkey Turkey & Spying Gary
Mon, 07 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth help a caller kick some distant relatives off her bowling team. Later, a Kiwi calls ...
159: Gareth's Faves: Smeagol's Dump & Floor-igin Story (with Andy Samberg) (Re-release)
Wed, 02 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gareth picks two of his favorite calls for this bonus re-release. First, the guys are joined by Andy...
158: Sir, This Is a Gym & Is This Erin?
Mon, 31 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to keep a caller's dad from approaching her at the gym. Later, things...
157: The Doubtfire Trap & The Ghost of Patty J (with Zach Cherry)
Wed, 26 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Zach Cherry joins the show and immediately pitches a full Doubtfire. Later, the guys help a 22 year ...
156: You Lied To Us! & 50% Off When I Met Him
Mon, 24 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth discover a caller was not 100% honest about her reasons for calling in-- but they so...
155: Jake's Faves: Twin Circumcision & Watermelon Thighs (with Max Greenfield) (Re-release)
Wed, 19 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this bonus re-release, the guys turn to their friend Max Greenfield, who has had multiple memora...
154: Butt Glove & Pocket Tuna
Mon, 17 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys help a caller whose girlfriend has unknowingly been using her lady parts exfoliating glove....
153: Two Lawyers and a Doctor & PFF (with Katie Nolan)
Wed, 12 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth welcome special guest Katie Nolan (Casuals Podcast) for this bonus episode. First, t...
152: Garage Talk & Bag of Rice
Mon, 10 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys help a caller process the Hellish discovery that his mom's boyfriend has received a penile ...
151: Thanks for the Memor-Trees & Fluid Wars
Mon, 03 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth help a caller create an epic sendoff for a beloved treehouse. Later, the guys go bac...
150: Pod Wars: The Lamorne Tapes (Re-release)
Thu, 27 Feb 2025 08:30:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
On this bonus episode, Jake and Gareth address the Pod War by reluctantly sharing a recent video sho...
149: On My Knees & Don't Call Me Daddy
Mon, 24 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys help a veteran who is being bullied by her son's librarian. Later, they help a caller brain...
148: Mommy & Daddy & Biff Wiff (Re-release)
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:30:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
For this special Thursday bonus episode, the guys honor their friend, the great Biff Wiff, who passe...
147: Cooking In Soup & Long Island Lisa (with Michael Cera)
Mon, 17 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys are joined by special guest Michael Cera for a special deluxe episode. First, they help a m...
146: Sweatpant Wedgie Butt & Filthy Granny
Mon, 10 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a Briti...
145: The Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread & Always Wear a Condom
Mon, 03 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying h...
144: My Strange Q-Tip Addiction & The I Hate Brittany Club
Mon, 27 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend’s family. Later, a caller asks for...
143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy (Season 2 Premiere)
Mon, 20 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Aaaaand we’re back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school...
142: Comedy Can Be Fun (Season 1 Finale)
Thu, 19 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth chat with someone whose grandma wants to be buried with the caller's dead dog. They&...
141: Hot Takes Tuesday Fest
Mon, 16 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who needs help winning a coloring competition. Later, they talk t...
140: Uncle Master Rodney
Thu, 12 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller who needs help getting her son out of a karate contract. Later,...
139: Scoop Your Heart Out
Mon, 09 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a caller about a potentially huge opening day for an ice...
138: You Think I Got a Perm AND a Convertible? (with Steve Berg)
Thu, 05 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who wants to give her husband the perfect gift for his karat...
137: Buttertoes with Catherine Reitman and Arden Myrin
Mon, 02 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller who always wears socks during sex. Later...
136: I'm on a Pool Noodle! (with Jamie Loftus)
Thu, 28 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about dealing with a difficult water aerobics instructor. Later, Ga...
135: So It's The Cheese vs Mikey Spandex? (with Oliver Ralli and Vic Michaelis)
Mon, 25 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a pro wrestler looking to beef up his character arc. Lat...
134: Never Leave a Chicken Unattended (with Steve Berg and Arden Myrin)
Thu, 21 Nov 2024 09:58:38 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and Steve Berg talk to a caller about becoming a cool bus driver. Later, Gareth and spe...
133: You're Outta Line and I'm Outta Time! (with Ben Schwartz)
Mon, 18 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Ben Schwartz talk to callers about a toilet paper issue on a wedding ...
132: It's Grandma Time!
Thu, 14 Nov 2024 09:32:40 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller about responding to a bully grandma. Later, Gareth and spe...
131: I'm a Dog, You're a Lady. Relax.
Mon, 11 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about people giving weird compliments to a dog. Later, Jake and We'...
130: I'm a Hoot and a Half
Thu, 07 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about winning an argument over a folding table. Later, Jake and...
129: The Thonged Pumpkins Dilemma
Mon, 04 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about responding to a Halloween prank. Later, Jake, Gareth and ...
128: New Question: Why Did I Call In?
Thu, 31 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about RSVPing to a party and a honeymoon dilemma. Later, Jake and hi...
127: Shirt Title Merch Business (with Catherine Reitman)
Mon, 28 Oct
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller about some issues at a cardio dance clas...
126: 3 Year Deal with Hog Dogs
Thu, 24 Oct 2024 07:21:17 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about joining too many softball teams, letting your parents know you...
125: Schrocktoberfest
Mon, 21 Oct
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about planning a memorable 50th birthday party and an issue at the g...
124: We're Aging Like Presidents
Thu, 17 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a son's love of Spider-Man, a teacher fundraising for an Espor...
123: My Best Idea This Decade (with Jimmy Kimmel)
Mon, 14 Oct
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Jimmy Kimmel talk to callers about a dad’s old gym shorts and a can...
122: Started Italian Ended Transylvanian (with Eric Edelstein)
Thu, 10 Oct 2024 07:37:43 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Eric Edelstein talk to a caller who’s preparing to see in-laws with...
121: Very Important Pigs (with Steve Berg)
Mon, 07 Oct
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg talk to callers about monetizing giant inflatable animals ...
120: You're Just the Guy Who Talks
Thu, 03 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about workouts before hook-ups and a lie that spans decades.&nb...
119: The Queen’s Off Duty
Mon, 30 Sep
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about hanging up a 9 foot swordfish on the wall and some frustration...
118: Organized Fun Can Be Tricky (with Steve Berg)
Thu, 26 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg (Hi, Strangeness podcast) talk to a caller about gett...
117: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
Mon, 23 Sep
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a hatred of cinnamon rolls, nosey parents on the Ring camera a...
116: I’m the Biggest Daddy
Thu, 19 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a grandfather’s nickname and some issues in the bedroom.&nbs...
115: Forrest Dump (with Pete Holmes)
Mon, 16 Sep
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Pete Holmes talk to callers about some bathroom etiquette a...
114: Started Really Good and Ended Really Gareth
Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a bathroom break during a romantic getaway and how to respond ...
113: You're Gonna be a Doctor???
Mon, 09 Sep
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about an American Ninja Warrior audition tape and some coffee shop d...
112: Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus
Thu, 05 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a baby photoshoot, a grandpa who keeps sending steaks and...
111: I Need Someone To Climb With/On
Mon, 02 Sep
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about some bathroom privacy at the office and setting up a singles n...
110: The Corvette of Sex Chairs (with Andrew Santino)
Thu, 29 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Andrew Santino (Bad Friends podcast) talk to callers about planning a...
109: NOprah's Book Club
Mon, 26 Aug
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about how to raise the stakes for training casino dealers, quitting ...
108: The Donut King
Thu, 22 Aug 2024 07:22:55 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about politely ducking out of a potential swingers situation and a c...
107: Noah's Arc: The Story of Margarita-Man
Mon, 19 Aug
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about sabotaging a volleyball team and a husband’s love for Margar...
106: Liberty Not Mutual
Thu, 15 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a family member dating an NFL player, an annoying jingle that ...
105: The Grabstitution (with Matt Walsh)
Mon, 12 Aug
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Matt Walsh (Veep, Upright Citizens Brigade) talk to callers about a r...
104: Smart People Are Our Kryptonite
Thu, 08 Aug 2024 11:38:27 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a fake cooking class, a mannequin for a dog and refrigera...
103: Car Crash Turned Train Wreck
Mon, 05 Aug
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a father's wild lie to his son, being in the wrong family's gr...
102: The Legend Has Retired (with Neal Brennan)
Thu, 01 Aug 2024 07:46:29 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Neal Brennan talk to callers about a husband’s love of bowling and ...
101: The Hunk is Drunk
Mon, 29 Jul
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth record the 100th episode of We're Here to Help live from Producer Kevin’s new stud...
100: The Inner Circle with Andy Richter
Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:51:59 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Andy Richter talk to callers about getting in a restaurant owner's in...
99: Your Eyes Won’t Believe What They Chainsaw
Mon, 22 Jul
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a chainsaw race, marching band and a make out rash. Later...
98: The Deep End (with Justin Long)
Thu, 18 Jul 2024 08:34:10 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Justin Long talk to callers about a boss's emails and a neighbor aski...
97: Your 4th Favorite Spider-Man
Mon, 15 Jul
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a Spider-Man themed bachelorette party, a bizarre painting of ...
96: You Won The Show (with Brian Baumgartner)
Thu, 11 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest Brian Baumgartner (The Office) talk to callers about potentially find...
95: Ding Dash Ditch with June Diane Raphael
Mon, 08 Jul
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Jake, Gareth and special guest June Diane Raphael talk to callers about the neighborhood kids and Sa...