326: Dumping Chocolates & Have It Your Way
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How does the episode open and what’s the story about the van breakdown?
This is a headgum podcast.
This is a headgum podcast.
We are Back. Let me tell you a quick story, Jake. Go. So I I basically have my van packed up 'cause I gotta go I'm going I'm taking the movie out. Great. It's this whole long story. But anyway, so I ha I was gonna go to Santa Fe tomorrow night. And I was gonna start my drive today to drive there before going to Colorado. And I'm like, got the van packed up, I'm like getting ready to go. I just left the studio. And I'm like, eh. I take it like into a mechanic before I leave all the time. I got tired, all this stuff. And I look at the engine lights on. I'm like, well maybe uh I I didn't notice that on the drive here, but whatever, that's fine. And as I'm uh driving a little further, uh I'm like Just and then all of a sudden a system check, system check, system check light starts blinking and I go
So I have a mechanic in LA. So I go and I I I'm like, hey, can I drop it off? And he's like, yeah, that's not good. And right before I have the van fully packed. I have food in my little van fridge. And then I had to take it in. And then so everything gets delayed. So then I just like I said I just was you know when you have I'm sure you do. When you have like a big pocket of stress, a burst of stress, you navigate it. Then I become a baby and I just want to go to bed. I've like literally like sleep on concrete.
I got so tired. But so what happened with the car?
Well, it's gonna be I'm gonna just leave tomorrow. But he had to hustle to get it done. It's like a an alternator, but it was it just crashed me out. But also it's great because I don't have to go today. But man, I mean I just adrenaline. Crashed. And
so it's well, we're gonna be airing this at different times. Where can people check what website can they look at to see where you're gonna be?
Give itupfilm dot com. Uh, and then if you wanna see me on tour in September, I'm all over the east coast at Gareth Reynolds dot com. You can go get all that stuff.
What’s the “laugh‑track in a dental office” concept and how do the hosts react to it?
I got something quick for you that really weirded me out when I was filming in Vancouver.
You can go in hard.
Yeah.
Okay.
True story.
Okay.
No ex no exaggeration. I want your real thoughts. Okay. Two in the morning last night, me and Damon are shooting outside of a literal bar called Celebrities, which was the name of the bar.
Okay.
Shooting 'til about two, three in the morning.
Okay.
Drunks everywhere. P drunks on lime bikes just zipping around. One guy goes by our set. He's doing a full swerve in, swerve out, goes close to the set. Somebody goes like easy. He goes, fuck you. Bang, hits a PA, flies, hits the ground. Bang head hits. We a couple people rush over, myself included. He's like, Oh my, I banged my head pretty good. Hello, but I'm okay. Don't worry about it. I I just banged my head pretty good. Where everyone's like, sit down, blood, chin. He's like, Oh fuck, I'm all right. I like I just banged my chin a little bit, sits down, holy shit. Get in the PA. Call the uh medic. Medic comes over. He's like All right, let me get a look at you. I go, that's not the medic, that's craft service, that's the food guy.
Yeah, it's not a joke.
Wait.
For anyone who doesn't
know, that's the person in charge of snacks. That's the snacks.
Snacks and like meals, like walks around the sandwiches. Yeah,
very very good role, but not medical.
And a very specific guy. He had a big personality. So I was I knew who I was talking about. I go, that's not the medic. Give me some Cheetos. That's craft service. Give me some Cheez It. He he Gareth, he takes off his uh craft service gloves, puts on black gloves. He now starts doing tests. Please sit over here. Could you look like this? I go, what in God's great earth is going on? That's the craft service guy pretending to be. The medic! The A Digos in this province, you can have two jobs. I go, not those two, Jack. Oh my God. Gareth, the medic. in Canada is also craft service.
I'm uh you know where I stand.
Gareth.
No.
Thirty minutes after patching this guy up and putting him in an ambulance, and this is true. He and his female partner were walking around offering people chicken salad.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
How does the episode open and what’s the story about the van breakdown?
0:02–2:38
2
What’s the “laugh‑track in a dental office” concept and how do the hosts react to it?
2:38–9:24
3
How do the hosts handle the call‑in with Hannah about the Portuguese dental office and camera surveillance?
9:24–28:57
4
What’s the “dumping chocolates on the floor” prank and why does it become a recurring theme?
28:57–51:28
5
How do the hosts develop the Whopper nickname gag and turn it into a running bit?
51:28–1:02:40
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