310: Occasionally Fartzan & Ripoff Artist
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a HeadGum Podcast.
And we are back. Jake. What's up, G-Man?
Update us, because Kat Reitman, by the way, people should check out Kat and I are, you know, doing some Fridays every now and then. People are loving it, Gareth. But she said on a group text yesterday, you were her algorithm. I wouldn't go that far. But, I mean, you were out there.
I did an old school press tour for the dink. Apple's no joke. They really, I thought these kind of press tours were done. You did everything. I was pushing. And I got to say, a lot of chatter about our podcast.
Now, we'll get to that. And it's spreading, GR. Let me say, and I mean this, as someone who has wanted to be in entertainment his entire life, grew up watching talk shows, evaluating the performance of the person on the talk show, you're very good at it. Thanks, pal. I told you, Pam and I watched the Seth Meyers one on a loop. We watched your Daily Show. We watched your Today Show.
I've seen multiple podcasts.
You've been into it. Stalking. But you didn't keep repeating shit.
No, I'm trying to make new stuff up.
And you were great and self-deprecating, all that stuff. But also... I haven't talked to you a lot about the dink. It made me be like, I really want to see the dink.
No way.
Okay, good.
But I'll tell you what I did do.
How did Jake and Gareth react to Jake’s morning show press tour and Lamorne Morris jokes?
Okay.
And this is something I'm proud of.
All right, talk to me.
Our enemy as a community, we have one enemy. It's Lamorne Morris.
His little show that I believe is off the airwaves. You were cleaning up some messes out there for sure.
The morning after podcast.
We're now the morning it's lost.
Us and nobody else.
Well, he went out and depressed, and he kind of dropped landmines.
But he has been killing me.
Yeah, he dropped landmines around.
And going so much harder than I was going.
Well, he said that you weren't doing the New Girl reunion.
Because, first of all, I was like— You hate the fans. Well, I had said that about him first. But he said, because I'm a street corner flasher.
Well, he also said.
On the Today Show.
He also said you're having an affair with J-Lo.
With Jennifer. And he did that on multiple ones. Yeah. Then he said on a real interview. I think it was for people. Jake Johnson claims to have had an affair with Jennifer Lopez and he's got photos. And when he shows me, it's just nudes of himself. Yeah. So I'm like, you are the dumbest person on planet Earth. I was not planning on using this press tour for him. The Today Show, you don't do any pre-interview. So I don't know what they're going to be talking about. And it's morning, so I'm trying to be as respectful to the format as possible. I was actually there. Check out TMZ. There was an intruder who broke in and went after Al Roker and Craig, the host, subdued him. I saw the whole thing.
What?
Craig's a beast. By the way, Craig's the real dude, man. Wow. Craig could have kicked his ass. I heard it first. I heard like, hey, hey, what are you doing? You can go to jail. And I thought, ooh, someone's about to get their ass kicked. And then I looked up, and it was Today Show Craig. And what I really thought was, don't let these cameras fool people.
Yeah. Well, let's be honest, though. Roker sat there.
Craig. Roker wasn't. Craig protected Roker. Roker wasn't even near it. He never even got close to A.R. But so I am about to go on, and one of the segment producers said, don't bring it up. And I was like, oh, man, you just, for me? Killing me. You're killing me. I want to fucking talk about Craig being a hero. Not all heroes wear capes forever.
Yeah.
So we're doing the interview. We're tugging pickleball. It's all fine. It's fun. Then they go, do you mind if we show you a little something from Lamar? And while I'm on the Today Show, I have to watch clips of Lamar talking trash.
Yes. With a straight face, like you said. He sells it pretty well. He's not like being affable. He's like, I'm upset about it.
He hates the fans. I will say, and our community knows this, but this is becoming my favorite running bit that – Maybe I've ever been a part of. We are doing these stupid jokes on real press.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–2:12
2
How did Jake and Gareth react to Jake’s morning show press tour and Lamorne Morris jokes?
2:12–33:59
3
What advice did hosts give Sam about getting her husband to fart in front of her?
33:59–52:57
4
How did the hosts recommend using the ‘Fartzan’ challenge to break the fart taboo?
52:57–1:06:48
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