What The Duck?!
Episodes
Fisticuffs, ego, and the great tomato virus discovery of the 20th century
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the early 20th century, ย a government scientist position was determined by a boxing match, and a tomato virus threatened to stop the developmen...
Can plants get cancer?
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Plants are fully sick right now - and not just because indoor plants are in fashion.ย They have an immune system, they get infections, and can catch ...
Electric Eel- an attitude problem and access to its own taser
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It seems absolutely bonkers that an animal can muster ELECTRICITY, especially enough to send out a zap like a taser.ย But that's exactly what electri...
Flaco the escapee owl flew free in New York City ... until he met his end on a window pane
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A superhero origin story would absolutely be 12 years in a cage and then set free by secretive criminals.Thatโs the story of Flaco, the Eurasian Ea...
When animals put other animals in jail
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Usually, it's humans putting animals in cages, but sometimes the animals do it to themselves.Female platypus lock themselves in burrows to breed, gre...
Why snakes remain deadly even after they're dead
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
At first, you might think it is a plot from a zombie movie: that undead animals are coming for you.But it turns out that Australia's animals aren't j...
Do animals dream?
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cassie and Claire have watched their parrot talk in its sleep... so is it dreaming?And, if animals DO dream... will we ever know what theyโre dream...
Do worms sleep?
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Birds can fly while half their brain is sleeping and some spiders sleep dangling on a silk thread, but what about worms.Do worms sleep?Featuring:Asso...
The Sage-grouse dance
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Female sage-grouse birds have decided that they want to see a weird sexy dance when deciding on a mate.Ann Jones explores the creativity of female ch...
Hyenas and lab mice - does sex matter?
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Female lab mice have been bred to be passive and breed with ease.But, in the wild they're feisty and even pugnacious.How much of our biological under...
Shells with stories to tell
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's a whole world of mystery, and quite a bit of maths,ย inside the humble sea shell.Forget ancestry searches online, shells can tell you the hi...
The merits of menopause. End of. Period.
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's only a handful of animals on earth that go through menopause, where females get to hang up the ovaries and enjoy a change of life.So, why hav...
Extreme traps in nature
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We will all go to trouble to get a good meal, but some animals take it to the extreme.Some build architectural masterpieces to entrap their prey, or ...
Phantasmic Mr Fox
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Despite spending years and millions of dollars, the Tasmanian Fox Eradication team never, not once, not ever, spotted a live fox on the Apple Isle.Wh...
What the [sheeping] flock?
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You have a lot to thank sheep for. Yes, sheep.More than just wool and meat โ sheep have played a part in the development of contraception and repro...
Purely for pleasure
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For years we've barely even talked about the human clitoris let alone the fact that snakes have TWO.ย This program has adult themes.Featuring:Belinda...
Face your fear of snakes
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Would you meet a stranger in a park with a pile of snakes?ย Comedian Craig Quartermaine took the risk in an attempt to overcome his fears.Featuring:C...
Animals with extreme minimalist mindsets
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Could a legless lizard be 'minimalist of the year' for famous podcaster T. K. Coleman?Ann Jones leads an unlikely gang of animal experts on a tidy da...
Mother Nature does it better (ASMR edition)
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is a tingly sensation that can bring relaxation, and it's spawned a growing industry of videos online of ...
Why do Quolls have spots?
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine you've just been cancelled for a controversial opinion about Taylor Swift's musical output, and you have to go to ground.You can act like the...
Butts. What are they good for?
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Right now, youโre probably sitting on one of the most unique things about humans. One thing that separates us from the apes, from the birds, from E...
How many animals REALLY live in your house?
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How many species live around your house?In the COVID lockdown of 2020, three housemates decided to count.They thought thereโd only be a handful, bu...
Space race- the animal edition
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fruit flies, guinea pigs, frogs, monkeys, turtles, cats and dogsโฆ all sorts of animals have been to space.Find out who made small steps for mankind...
SUMMER - Silence of the vultures
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An ornithologist, a veterinarian and a religious devotee must find the serial killer before every last vulture in India is dead.The episode was first...
SUMMER - Are Naked Mole-rats the weirdest animals on earth?
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
They look likeโฆ 'sabre-toothed sausages', they can barely see, they live for a really long time and have a queen who oppresses them.Find out all ab...
SUMMER - The ostrich-riding bushranger
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He loved gold, so he robbed stagecoaches in South Australia and used an ostrich as a getaway car. OR DID HE?!This episode was first published on the ...
SUMMER- Kneel before the eel
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For thousands of years eels have made people rich and powerful, literally. Now it's time to pay it back.This episode was originally published on the ...
SUMMER- Birds, bees and a wang wang with a problem.
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A tiny penis, a 12-hour annual fertilisation window, picky females and strawberry bubble bath โ these are just a few of the issues that pop up when...
Who's a good girl?
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ann Jones does a DNA test to see if she is a dog!This is the final episode for Season 5 of What the Duck?! We will be back in February with new episo...
Is the pigeon the weirdest animal on earth?
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It is related to the dodo, makes milk and even played a role in the French Revolution. Surely this bird deserves some recognition?Featuring:Rosemary ...
Can you speak fish?
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Someone get a translator app because the fish are ready to speak.ย Featuring:Lauren Hawkins, Centre for Marine Science and Technology at Curtin Unive...
Nature's vibrators
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They make THEMSELVES scream.ย Featuring:Dr. Perry Beasley Hall, Adelaide University.Ernesto Caliari Pinheiro, Acoustic biologist, Brazil.Professor Ma...
Mike-owl Jackson, Gorillaz and The Pussycat Dolls- are animals musical?
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Can animals create, or even enjoy music? Ann rips through the animal kingdom to check out the musical talent of some likely and unlikely animals.Feat...
Glow your own way
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are you high, or is that a sheep glowing?Featuring:Linda Reinhold, Zoologist at James Cook University.Professor Simon Lewis, Curtin University.ย Dr. ...
Killer whales vs boats
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A group of Killer whales have been hasslingย boats around Spain over the last few years.ย They've been nibbling the rudders and even sinking yachts,ย ...
Petrel heads in love
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They smell like a squid in a woolย jumper, they sound like a duck on helium, andย devoted 'Petrel Heads' travel thousands of kilometres just to hear ...
Feeling crabby
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have the crabs been lying to us? There are true crabs, false crabs, and even shame-faced crabs which implies that some of them, at least, are guilty....
Who's your Daddy?
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You probably have a daddy-long-legs in your house right now.But when is having a weird housemate in the corner ACTUALLY a good thing? Dr Ann Jones in...
POD EXTRA: Johnny Cash and the Condor fire
02 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An extra special, podcast only, five-minute story for you!A bird that stands over a metre tall hardly seems like it'd bow down to a rock star, but Jo...
Silence of the vultures
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An ornithologist, a veterinarian and a religious devotee must find the serial killer before every last vulture in India is dead.Featuring:Dr Campbell...
Do worms dream?
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We get a bit philosophical and try to find out that if animals do dream, will we ever be able to know what theyโre dreaming about?Featuring:Cassie,...
Sleep like a log
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Birds can fly while half their brain is sleeping and some spiders sleep dangling on a silk thread, but what about worms. Do worms sleep?Featuring:Ass...
Why don't you act like a girl?
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Boob-shaping hiccups are very sexy in the sage grouse world, but whose chesticles are in charge?Featuring:Lucy Cooke, Zoologist and author of Bitch A...
Bitch! Who is really in charge?
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Female lab mice have been bred to be passive and breed with ease. But, in the wild they're feisty and even pugnacious. How much of our biological und...
Birds, bees and a wang wang with a problem.
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A tiny penis, a 12-hour annual fertilisation window, picky females and strawberry bubble bath โ these are just a few of the issues that pop up when...
Shells with stories to tell
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Forget ancestry searches online.ย Shells can tell you the history of the world.Featuring:Amy Prendergast,ย University of Melbourne.Jann Vendetti, Nat...
Kneel before the eel
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For thousands of years eels have made people rich and powerful, literally. Now it's time to pay it back.ย Featuring:Dr. John Wyatt Greenlee, Historia...
Purely for pleasure
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For years we've barely even talked about the human clitoris let alone the fact that snakes have TWO.ย This program has adult themes.Featuring:Belinda...
Are Naked Mole-rats the weirdest animals on earth?
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They look like... 'sabre-toothed sausages', they can barely see, they live for a really long time and have a queen who oppresses them.Find out all ab...
Craig Vs Snakes
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Would you meet a stranger in a park with a pile of snakes?ย Comedian, Craig Quartermaine, took the risk in an attempt to overcome his fears!Featuring...
Animals in Space
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who made small steps for man before man could even space walk?Featuring:James Foley, Author and Illustrator.Kerrie Dougherty OAM, Senior Heritage and...
The ostrich-riding bushranger
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
He loved gold, so he robbed stage coaches in South Australia and used an ostrich as a getaway car. OR DID HE?!ย Welcome to the first episode ofย 'Wha...
Spider murder methods
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gravity defying ninja skills, being able to hear even if you don't have ears, working together to gang up on huge prey. Spiders are murder machines.ย ...
The politics of being a cow
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you think that cow politics is just about the live export business, you are wrong.Cows have politics of their own โ machinations to sort out who...
Inside a cow pat
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hereโs a field guide you probably donโt haveย โ โIntroduced Dung Beetles in Australia".
Hitchhikers guide to ecologyย
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Grabbing a lift can go from bad to worse when your uber drops you outside your evolutionary niche.ย FEATURINGDr Matt Greenlees, Sydney University.Art...
Field guide to car ecology
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered about the spiders in your car mirror? How they got there and โwhere the duckโย theyโre going?ย ย FEATURINGDr Ken Walker, Senior C...
How to speak Cicada
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The 'sound of summer' is actually thousands of blokes screaming 'PICK ME' at the top of their screaming cicada voices.
Never skip leg day
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A millipede has a thousand legs right? WRONG!FEATURINGDr Juanita Rodriguez, Australian National Insect Collection, CSIRO.Dr Bruno Alves Buzatto,ย Fli...
Animals on acid
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It turns out self medicating and herbal remedies are not exclusive to humansโฆFEATURINGDr Kevin Feeney, Central Washington University.Adjunct Profes...
The big bad wolf โ have we got it wrong?
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How far from reality are the folk stories about wolves and dogs? Weโre going right back to Aesopโs fables with zoologist and author Jo Wimpenny.ย ...
It DOES fart!
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The world's oldest fart is frozen in amber, and it is the source of the world's oldest fart joke.ย Listen to part one (Does it Fart?!) here.FEATURING...
What's in your freezer?
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Move the peas over to find that Australian freezers have seals, kangaroo penises and the DNA of 'the Chanel of goats.'FEATURING:Dr Natalie Warburton,...
It's still brown and sticky!
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are so many sticky things in nature, but what's the nature of their stickiness? Ann puts on her spider-woman gloves to find out.FEATURING:Ella ...
What's brown and sticky?
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you ever wanted to be able to stick to walls like spider man, then listen to this.ย
The flies have it
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As per usual the What the Duck?! team is elbow-deep in crap looking for a way out. And the way out, is flies.ย FEATURING:Dr Bryan Lessard, Entomologi...
A short break for What the Duck?!
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What the Duck?! is taking a short break so instead you'll be hearing Radio New Zealandโs 'Our Changing World' on the radio for the next three weeks...
Trees call out fake news
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sawing through tree myths with Arborists Maja and Sam.No matter how good your job is, thereโs always something that really cheeses you off, and Maj...
Why is my tree weeping?
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The duckie inbox has been swamped with tree mysteries.
Could you eat an animal that does it in the missionary position?
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ann revisits the release site of a bunch of (almost extinct) Murray Crayfish to find out the crays have been completingย sexy rhythmic gymnastics in ...
Stinging Science
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
He makes things sting him on purpose. WHY.
The bird-eating centipede
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Itโs like a serial killer movie, a classic horror film. There are huge fangs, a segmented body, a remote location, the ocean bashes against cliffs,...
Become the Cuckoo
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How does a cuckoo know it's a cuckoo?
Animals that mine
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So... what do you do when a crocodile and a shark end up in your mine pit? AT THE SAME TIME.ย
Does it fart?
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Farts can be a matter of life or death, but not in the way that you're thinking. This is SERIOUS.ย
Little Penguins
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Promiscuous penguins, climate change and penguin first aid.
Koala AIDS (thatโs all we need!)
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How much more can the koala bear?
Blood suckers
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You can run but you can't hide! Ever wondered how a mosquito manages to hit a blood vessel without fail?
The Roast Chook Fungi
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It looks as if a roast chook had been tied to a four-poster bed.ย
Guess whoโs back?
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Back again!?ย The thylacine has made its last appearance alive on earth. Or has it? Ann chases the elusive Tasmanian Tiger with geneticists, conserva...
Trueย Blueย ย
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ann finds out that birds are not really blue. Not even bluebirds. Theyโre not blue. Then what the duck are they? ย
BONUS - Who the Duck am I? The ANSWER
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Ann Jones has the answer to the game of 'Who the duck?!' this week.Thanks for your many guesses and emails... it is now time for the big reveal. ...
BONUS - Who the Duck am I? #3
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Ann Jones is out filming for ABC TV , but she hasn't forgotten the loyal subscribers.Here's the final clue to a game of 'Who the duck?!' just for ...
BONUS - Who the Duck am I? #2
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Ann Jones is out filming for ABC TV , but she hasn't forgotten the loyal subscribers.Here's another clue to a game of 'Who the duck?!' just for yo...
BONUS - Who the Duck am I?
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Ann Jones is out filming for ABC TV , but she hasn't forgotten the loyal subscribers.Here's a clue to a game of 'Who the duck?!' just for you!Plea...
Australian native animals as pets. Yes/No ย
22 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ann stumbles across spinifex hopping mice on gumtree and then finds herself cornered by a bloke with a crocodile (and more).ย
A girl walks in the woods
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After receiving a heartbreaking email, Ann goes on a mission to prove that โgirls DO like spiders.โย ย
How to catch an Emu
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Taking on an Emu is 100% a mind game.ย ย
Man vs quoll
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Between 1831 and 1916 there were 111 published reports of quolls eating human corpses. What. The. Duck?!
Aesop's Animals
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What is the science behind the famous fables like the tortoise and the hare?ย
Wearing the skins of your enemiesย
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes itโs not enough to liquify your enemies and drink them through a straw. Sometimes you have to wear their skins as you hunt down their fri...
Salty extremophiles
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This place is so extreme that NASA sends scientists to test equipment for Mars missions. And yet, Australia's salty lakes are full of life.
Snakes and Ladders
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How does a snake climb a pole? It's not like they have a ladder... or arms.
The kookaburra that conquered Hollywood
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, that was a kookaburra at the start of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. But WHY? ย
Tits, boobies and hooters
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Why is it that bird names seem soโฆ childishly misogynistic?ย
Are you really better than a bum-licking ant?
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Humans totally were the first farmers, right?! Think again.ย ย
Eat sh*t and prosper
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Evolution has resulted in a million ways that animals succeed on this earth, we just didnโt realise so many of them involved eating your own poo.ย ...
Duck the Ripper
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ripper the musk duck had many bad habits โ chief among them was attacking the keepers and then swearing under his breath. But was Ripper really ang...
INTRODUCING โ What The Duck?!
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Australia is full of weird plants and animals. And Dr Ann Jones is on speaking terms with most of them! Each week Ann explores the most unusual eleme...