SAM MORRISON — Ashley Gets Hurt for Her “Jokes,” REAL Infinite Money Glitch, & Lunch Pail | WNWY #73
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Why is Sam Morrison guest anchoring from Montreal and what’s the show premise?
Now, WNWY. Reports across the globe from What's News With You. With comedians Josh Johnson and Ashley Gavin. And you are reporters in the field. What's News With You.
um welcome to what's news with you the only news show where we don't talk about where we talk oh my god now josh isn't here and i've lost everything i was told this is a news show about what's not in the news the only news show about what's not in the news oh shoot i brought lots of articles oh my god you did research i'm i came with a lot of research Wow. About like world events and history.
I have facts.
I have data. Yeah. Wow. We're not going to use any of that. Shoot. I'm in Montreal at the Just for Laughs Festival because listen, I know you came here for Josh and honestly, you're probably not here at all. But I am a big star, and I'm in Montreal at the premier comedy festival in the world. In the world. With my gay best friend. Guy. Guy. Guy. Guy. Well, I'm glad you're here, Sam. Thanks for touching me. You're about to go to, what?
You touched me. When? I wanted to wait until we were on camera to talk about it. But many moons ago, she pulled down my... What? What?
I did not do this. Whatever this is, I did not do this.
I brought a lot of articles.
Um, thanks for being here, Sam.
I'm sorry. We just went to the zoo.
Yeah. Um, we did not go to the zoo. We went to the biosphere. The biodome. Fuck. We're in Montreal and we went to the biodome, which is much like a zoo. What is it about going to the zoo and walking around that is so exhausting?
I swear to God, those toddlers take my energy like a dementor. For me, it's... I'm in a room full of four-year-olds and... That is the most gay uncle thing to say.
Like, I went to the zoo and I was around a toddler and I am zonked.
All I wanted to do was I wanted to look at the pigeons and I wanted to make noises. But these kids... Honestly, it truly is exhausting in a way that like I was there. I'd say for the first 20 minutes I had the best time of my life. And then 30 minutes in, I was like, get me out of here.
It's not the kids. It's not the kids. I don't know what is so draining about the zoo.
I think it's being around other people. Oh, it's an ADHD thing. Part of it. I'm so excited to talk about ADHD. Yeah, no, I know. No, no, no.
Go ahead. Are you going to kick me off the pod again?
No.
Okay.
Go ahead. Well, I think it's like someone was talking about on a TikTok that I saw recently about why people with, shut the fuck up, about why people with ADHD have such.
I guess this is a show about not news. Yeah. So go ahead. Spit the facts that you saw. Spit your misinformation.
You couldn't even explain what the show is about. So the show is about ADHD now. When we go into grocery stores, we like really, really feel tired afterwards because there's something about like all the physical stimulation. It's so overwhelming and so hard for us to like find what we're looking for. And now it's so I'm constantly coming to in Trader Joe's just like, where am I?
What is my mission?
You have an earpiece in. Stay focused. Get back into the frozen snacks aisle.
The Bourne Identity is sort of not a thriller movie to me. I just experience the entire plot every time I go to the grocery store.
Anyway, Sam, thank you for doing this. You have a show coming up in Edinburgh. I do. It's so funny. It's called Duck.
Uh-huh.
And you talk so much about animal sex.
Oh, my God. So much about animal sex. And if you sort of have autism, which if you are listening on YouTube, you do. You're going to love the show.
You are going to be so overstimulated and have to take a nap after.
It's so true. No, toddlers are not allowed. I don't allow toddlers or Trader Joe's employees.
No. Stop.
Stop.
That is so many of my fans. Listener, write in, are you a Trader Joe's employee? So now is the portion where I ask you what's news with you. Well, I'm going to go first. Now is the portion where I talk. Yeah, now is the portion where I talk. I guess my news is that I bought a PS5.
Hell yeah, dude. You get more like a 12-year-old boy every time we talk.
And I have been playing a lot of Call of Duty.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Why is Sam Morrison guest anchoring from Montreal and what’s the show premise?
0:01–5:34
2
What happened at the biodome/zoo and why did the hosts find it so exhausting?
5:34–7:33
3
How do Sam and Ashley describe ADHD and sensory overload in grocery stores and travel?
7:33–13:21
4
Why did Sam buy a PS5 and how does Call of Duty affect his routine?
13:21–33:48
5
How did Ashley lose and then renew her passport before flying to Montreal?
33:48–37:57
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