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What crazy injury happened while playing 16‑inch Chicago‑style softball?
I tried to play uh sixteen inch Chicago style softball in like a Manhattan Beach League when I was working in Gardena. Okay. And like I was like, this is gonna be chill. And it was like no gloves. First game, fucking line drive exploded my pinkies. Sixteen inch softball? Yeah.
Is that
come on, the
story sounds shit? Rolling. We are rolling. We are rolling. A sixteen inch softball? Is that how big is a regular softball?
Eight inches? Is it twice the size? I think so, but a regular softball is a hardball. There's a it's a Chicago style softball. Diameter or like circumference. I don't know the difference between both of those
both of those would be impressive to me. Can you pull up sixteen inch softball, Andrew? Would you say Chicago style?
Yes. It's a Chicago sport. It has like a pop. It's no glove. Uh
Oh I saw those actually. Oh wow. I mean it's
like they're actually hard, but you play it without a glove. Okay. And there was a league in Manhattan Beach when I was working in Gardena and it was like, Well this is gonna be fun and chill and easy and we're like we're gonna be badass and not use gloves and all this stuff. Is that Normal or or it's like wearing a hockey and or a helmet in hockey. Yeah. I mean in Chicago we don't you don't wear gloves, but in this league people were wearing gloves, even though it was this got it. And I took uh first game took a line drive to the outfield and I'm like high as hell too. Uh exploded my pinky. Oh. And you realize like I had friends We were all working together and you realized that like what with intramural sports, like we were losing really bad.
And uh I kind of like looked down and it was so insane that I like wasn't being dramatic about it. I was like, Oh, I gotta go to the hospital. And my like broyest friend who was like pissed was just like So you're gonna leave. I guess no one cares about winning. We're like twenty five. You know what I mean? Like the the I work tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. And like it's just so funny. Like Kenny who's an athlete in high school was like, So I guess no one cares about winning and then it's just like, like, let me see your pinky and I was like it's like down there. It was like and
then uh went to the hospital. Oh he backpedaled once he saw the pinky Oh, for sure. Yeah. But
it's just funny, like if you get into your intermedial sports with friends who were competitive in high school, like the it's not chill. No. It's not
a it's not a leisurely activity. No, no. The
funny part is I thread a weird needle where I wasn't good at sports in high school and I still get way too into it. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. It's like I always want I got like cut
From the team. So yeah, this is like my chip. There's a chip on usually. I I played pickup with Will one time. Basketball? Basketball. And uh the sun was like right over where he like if you drew a line between me and him, the sun was right behind him. Yeah. And I had my hand, I was posting up another buddy, and I had my hand up and kind of looked away for a second. And Will threw one in there and I jammed my finger. Yeah, it hurts. I can't remember what the lie I made. I was in so much pain but I didn't want to be like But I didn't want to be like,
Oh my god, I forgot
I have like a thing
later.
It was it was there's I s I jammed my finger so bad I said, There's a new episode of Temptation Island Out. I'll see you guys later. And I got in my car and I was like, it was that type of jammed finger where like I was probably twenty three and I was on the verge of tears. I was like, I was like, this is this is n and I was fr I was frustrated. But the man but I like in your mind But the man but I like in your mind
the manly reaction was Temptation Island.
Oh my god. I mean sports I all sports hurt really bad. Really bad. Uh including pick up basketball. That's like the word I it's just like this is painful in a way that I don't I'll just watch, you know? Yeah,
it's your ego hurts too. I was like Yeah I I was imbi I was embarrassed that I was embarrassed that I jammed my finger. It was more it was less about that my finger was in pain and more that I had I had humiliated my finger in front of Yeah.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What crazy injury happened while playing 16‑inch Chicago‑style softball?
0:05–16:35
2
How do the hosts transition from sports stories to talking about their ages and early careers?
16:35–46:34
3
Why are the hosts debating the impact and future of AI tools like ChatGPT?
46:34–49:53
4
What funny “sayings that don’t exist” do the hosts riff on?
49:53–55:56
5
How do the hosts transition from jokes to the first business pitch?
55:56–1:01:04
6
What new country‑song‑style ideas do they brainstorm at the end?
1:01:04–1:05:35
7
How does the conversation wrap up with music promotion and final thoughts?
1:05:35–1:36:52