The gang talks about stinky Ubers, Diet Coke consumption, and going live on Instagram after a wisdom teeth removal. Will and Rusty also recap their drink around the world experience at EPCOT, dive into the origins of the popsicle, and break down a Playmate’s pitch to make your parties 10x better (hint: it involves a really tall guy). Plus, the boys draft sayings that don’t exist, MLB opening day edition, and analyze what specific dreams mean. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER AND TRIPLE DROP USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 UPGRADE YOUR WARDROBE AND SAVE ON @TRUECLASSIC AT https://www.trueclassic.com/PLAYDATE #trueclassicpod 00:00 Intro 00:17 Reckless Uber Drivers 11:00 Willy’s Live Show 16:16 Rollercoasters 27:20 Getting Kicked in the Nuts 36:51 Roadmap 37:36 Pitch Submissions 54:49 Pitches 58:42 Teach Me Something 01:03:42 This Guy Rocks 01:10:55 Sayings that Don’t Exist: MLB Edition 01:14:22 What your Dreams Mean 01:18:24 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the craziest Uber experiences shared?
Boom, clap the sound of my heart. The beat goes on and on and on and on. I had an Uber driver named Hrant yesterday. Prant? No, Hrant, I think is how you... That's fun. It's like pants for your hands. If you think that is fun, you are going to get a kick out of what he did. Yeah, Hrant, H-R-A-N-T, Hrant. And he was...
You know, like, the bad guys that, like, James Bond has to get to, to, like, get to, like, the vault or whatever he's... I haven't seen anything James Bond. Just picture it. Okay. Or, like, Mission Impossible we're doing. Or, like, the henchmen in Fortnite.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Literally, like, they, like... Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I get in. That's rant. And he's just like the biggest dude I've ever seen. Bald head, black suit and was like, I was like, hey, thanks for waiting. He was just like, no problem. And then the second I closed the door, took off because we're going in. We're in like rush hour traffic. Yeah.
And he is utilizing, you know, I was like, if you're a biker, stay in the bike lane. You can do whatever you want now because Frantz and I were using the bike lane like it was the 405. It was terrifying. At one point, a cop was going somewhere fast and Frantz got behind him and like used it, which is super illegal. You can't like follow an emergency thing. We shaved like 30 minutes off our time.
How thin is his car?
He was in an escalator.
It was fucking bananas. He was in an escalator and there were times where I was like, oh! We'd be like going 40 miles an hour and there are parked cars. Yeah. And I just had to trust that Frant was going to get back in. You think those guys get off on that? Yeah. Okay. Glad we got to the bottom of that. That was pretty cut and dry. Open and close. No, I don't know.
I think it's like, I think it's like you get a certain, they're not getting any more money the longer they're in the car. So it's just like, I need to make this as quick as possible to get my. Yeah. Like it makes sense from like a business perspective, but I also feel like at some point it's like, all right, maybe you're saving a few bucks. I think you just get off on this. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What did Will experience during his live show?
Trust me, when I was, I thought about putting it on with Hrant yesterday, but it was like, if I put it on now, that suggests I don't have faith in him because I haven't had it on for the first 20 minutes. But, like, he died because he didn't want to piss off Hrant. But it occurred to me, like, we could crash. Yeah.
I've heard of numerous people getting in an Uber crash.
No.
When I was a freshman in college. An Uber crash? I called an Uber crash. It comes like tumbling down the street. It lands into my apartment. Fuck. The guy's like upside down. He's like, crash for will. I was like, so much cheaper. What is that? I thought there's no way it means that. What is this? Who could this possibly be for? Guy's like bleeding out of his forehead. Oh, for real.
The guy's just going like ass over tea kettle down the street. You're like, how's it... How's it still going? It gets you to your destination, but it crashes the whole way there. The whole way. Yeah, it's fine, though. When I was a freshman, we went to... I feel like, maybe I've told the story, but it was like a year ago, so I think the Statues of Limitations has expired. I don't know.
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Chapter 3: How do roller coasters evoke nostalgia?
I guess you had bars that you could just go to underage the whole time you were in college. You still had to like...
present a convincing case they weren't letting yeah I saw many kids get denied in Boston it was like one weekend it would be like this is the bar and then the cops would come and then it would be the next weekend a different bar so we like were the one weekend it was this random ass bar I forget where it was but I went as a freshman I got way too drunk and then we were yeah it was sick
Me and my roommates were Ubering back, and the guy got in a fucking car accident. And I got out of the car and, like, was throwing up on the sidewalk. And the cops came and stuff. And the Uber driver, I think, was worried that, like, he was going to get. You hit your head. Yes. And so he was going to get in big trouble because I had, like, sustained an injury. Right.
And so he was shielding me from the cops. But I also was scared because I, you know, like when you're drunk as a minor, you think you can like get arrested for, I guess you could, but like the cops aren't going to arrest me just for being drunk. I thought it was like, I thought it was like months in the clink. Yeah, exactly. Like, if I did something, maybe.
I bet they could, like, kick you out of school. Yeah.
Maybe they can.
So I'm scared that the cops are going to see me. This guy's trying to hide me from the cops. So we're, like, working together. Right. So I was like, all right, you're my bodyguard. This random. And it worked. The cops didn't see me. Why wasn't he just, like, bounce? Why didn't both of you? We were on, like, the side of the road. Like, there was nowhere to go.
Oh, you weren't, like, in the city, right? uh kind of but it was like the middle it was like a weird part of boston like it would have been weird anyway so we just had to wait for like uber called this like another uber and then i left my phone in it and uh That was a whole other issue.
Uber called you another Uber?
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of drinking too much Diet Coke?
Oh, my God. We're on five now. Ultimate, ultimate. We won the championship and now we're on five.
It's insane.
It makes no sense. Well, I mean, here's what I've heard from inside sources. Oh, great. You just don't have... You don't have gab... No, but he wasn't on our team all regular season last year.
He played the last, like, two games.
He only played the last two or three games. Is he telling you that? No, no, no, no. He hasn't said one thing. Lucas told me that Gavin was your guys' best player, and now he doesn't play. No. He was the best player maybe the last game or two.
We need Joe Palm.
I mean, yeah, you need Joe Palm. But he's played half of them this season, and we're still losing. Joe Palm? Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, he was there last week, not this week. So what's different? I don't.
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Chapter 5: How can your dreams reveal hidden meanings?
I got tipsy at dinner last night. Really? Dude, every time because they, we go to this. I feel like you'd be going to dinners a lot.
So many dinners. Dude, it's a fucking nightmare.
Are you spending like your life savings on eating out? I haven't told you this. No. My life has turned into a nightmare. I have a minimum, minimum one dinner, like minimum one dinner. Is it because your mom? My dad was in town. My mom lives here now. My girlfriend lives here. My sister lives here. My other sister from New York is visiting.
They all don't realize that maybe he's gone to dinner already this week. Do you remember that stretch last week where it was five Days in a row, it was like, I just have a dinner. It was like Thursday to Tuesday. I had a dinner every single night in the farthest corners of Southern California. At least you're not paying for it.
I guess problems could be worse, but that does kind of sound like it sucks. It's awful, and it's impossible to eat healthy. Yeah. You tell them to stop playing basketball. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I will say Rick met up with us beforehand. Oh, lovely. So he was fine. God damn it. I hate that we have a fucking basketball hoop attached to our podcast studio.
Yeah, it's like maybe we can instead get a roller coaster on top of our podcast studio. Maybe like every five minutes.
uh dude are you are you a roller coaster guy i love roller coasters i wasn't for a long time same that i got over in thanksgiving yeah you did tell me that i got over when i was like 10 but like yeah it's so i was trying because i was one of those people that was scared of it yeah and trying to convince someone who is still scared that like dude it's awesome yeah it's just an impossible task i don't even it was a miracle that i got over it yeah what's your favorite coaster
You know, I've really only gone on them. I grew up going to Hershey Park. So my favorite is probably the Great Bear. You hang like you're like in a thing hanging. Oh, nice. Your feet are just floating in the air. Yeah. Fahrenheit is a cool one. They got one called Skyrush that it was innovative when it came out. It only clamps your legs. Your torso is completely undone.
That's what fucking Velocicoaster does. Yeah. And it's terrifying. I don't like it because then I'd fucking hit my head. Dude, you go upside down. Yeah, it's crazy. And there's nothing over your shoulders. Yeah, I think you do. I think I'm... Yes. It was... I think I'm yes. The greatest...
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Chapter 6: What are the most bizarre pitches discussed?
No, no, no. You go like that.
No, that one looks like there's no... Yeah, that definitely doesn't go over.
There's no other side to that. All right, not that one.
Okay, well... Oh, I see, I see. No, no, but that's a different part of it. Hagrid's does that, where you go, you shoot through this fog, and then you get up, and it looks like the tracks are broken. So you're like, first time, even as like a... Oh, fuck. The first time I went on it, I was like 18 or 19, and I still was like... Oh, my God. The track is missing. It just broke.
I love those pictures. That's obviously not real. Obviously not. For obvious reasons. I know. But then you go up, and it stops, and it goes back. Look at the Sidewinder. Google the Sidewinder.
No, I was not even looking. Sidewinder. I know.
what do you mean you were not even looking you were looking directly at the screen wait was that not the one that went up and down oh i might have said it wrong that looks fucking hershey park comment down below your favorite real put hershey park at the end comment down below your favorite chocolate bar her see oh my god dude i have the one that goes up and down This looks like it's from 1950.
It's like in the winter? I'm pretty sure it goes up and then back down. But I can't remember anymore. You know I've been snack maxing lately? Yes. Perpetually. That didn't even occur to me. That was probably a brutal couple minutes for the audio.
Jolly Rancher Remix.
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Chapter 7: What new ideas are being brainstormed?
oh my god really the sidewinder oh god my world's going to shit how much do you think jolly rancher paid for that they it's hershey park it's internal pro yeah i guess like they probably were like sitting down like why this is such a wasted opportunity Yeah. Hershey Burger's sick. I like the... These are all sorts of chocolate.
The Hershey, like, football team is, like, their colors are, like, chocolate and gold.
Yeah.
They got the Hershey Bears, too. Yeah. I think Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in Hershey. Dude, you know they also claim... What? He didn't do it? No, I was going to say, they also claim that the reason you can't dunk, like he used to, he was so bad at free throws that he just started jumping from the free throw line and dunking it.
And then you Google it and they're like, yeah, I mean, there's no, there's no evidence, only like stories. And it's like, have we ever considered that the reason he has all these crazy, like folk-like stories about him is just because people were like, just making it up? Yeah, it was like the war and they wanted something to believe in. I don't know. Because of the war? I don't even know a war.
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Chapter 8: What future plans do the hosts have for episode 100?
True. What is this noise? Do you hear this? It's the candles you lit. Why do they make that noise?
Because they crackle.
That's like a brand? No, it's like when you light the wood wick ones. It's like a perk. Some people like it.
I don't like that perk. I like it at home.
Popping perks.
yes the thing we do yes i was thinking i love you guys i love you guys if i was ever like crazy famous okay first of all we are i think yeah i think i would have a i think i would have a hard yeah hard time not getting on the prescription pills it just it just seems like a thing it seems like a rite of passage dude have you seen what justin bieber has been posting on instagram bieber justin beamster founder of the cheese
Wait, no. What is he?
Dude, his Instagram. I feel like these things have looked kind of normal. And people are like, I think he's on meth. I mean, dude, I've been following that brother for a while.
What do I even look up?
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