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Chapter 1: What airport stories do Will and Rusty share?
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Episode 96. Right?
Is it 96? McKinnon? Nathan McKinnon? I don't know. Lauren, is Nathan McKinnon number 96? Are we a Safari podcast now? I guess so. We are making some big strides.
Wow, close. Who is 97? David's 97? Is that what you're thinking of? Maybe. Oh, God. Our whole thing's fucked. We got new tech.
After our big tech debacle last episode, we had to redo all the tech. I wish you guys could see the studio right now.
Since we lost the video, we've revamped everything. Apparently in an effort to never let it happen again. That's Paige. She's the goat.
She's the goat.
She's sitting here in a chair and it's reminding me of like when you were in high school and like the principal would come in and be like, I'm just watching.
Don't do anything. The principal would come in and be like, I'm just here to observe. Don't do anything differently. And I'm like, well, the principal is sitting right behind me. Obviously, I'm not going to fucking throw spitballs at Mike's computer.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Willy's trip to Charleston?
Aber ich war so ein nervöser Nelly, wie sie sagen.
dass ich Dragonvale nicht bekommen wollte, weil ich mich nicht beschäftigen wollte. Also habe ich es für eine Woche bekommen und dann habe ich mich überrascht. Ich meine, ich habe mich immer noch beschäftigt, weil wir nichts in unserer Kamera-Rolle hatten, das nicht mit der Schule oder Gott verbunden war.
Weil ich in der katholischen Schule ging. Und sie haben Bilder gefunden. Ich war wirklich in der Nähe. Du erinnerst dich an die Honey Badger-Krise?
Ja, natürlich.
Also ich hatte all diese Bilder von Honey Badgers. Honey Badgers, oh, give a fuck. Ja, also es waren nur Bilder des Tieres. Und ich habe es geschrieben. Nicht nur die Memes? Nein, nicht nur die Memes, sondern nur Bilder der Tiere. Aber es war nicht um Schule oder Kirche. Und ich dachte, was, wenn ich für sie beten würde? Sorry, I didn't realize one of God's most impressive creatures.
oh man is this our life now yeah well now we scream into a void we'll learn i can't tell we're still recording us right yeah oh cool we're just trying to figure out the screen recording okay my friend uh speaking of school issued ipads yeah we had it was supposed to be first name last name at camp elizabeth schools.org okay yeah and my friend liam made his apple id steve rim jobs okay uh
kfosbizschools.org? Ja. Und, äh, wunderschöner Scherz. Ja. Aber, einer der, äh, größten Schwierigkeiten ist, dass es viel schwieriger ist, deine Apple-ID zu verändern, als, äh, eine von diesen, äh, sicheren Sachen. Ja, ja. Es ist, äh, ein bisschen in Stein und Stein, wenn du es hast. Du hast einen Schuss. Und er, äh, hat sein iPad am Ende des Jahres zurückgebracht. Und der Techniker war furchtbar.
Er hat es wahrscheinlich ein bisschen genossen. Lorde hat es nicht herausgefunden.
Um, no, but it's whatever we look up, I can just look up afterwards and I will still be able to show the playmates. That's okay. It's fine. It's a learning time. And number 96.
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Chapter 3: What is 'Barbecue Maxing'?
Nein.
There's your homework, okay, sister?
So I go, what's in the box? He goes, I'm gonna ride my bike around Portugal. I go, okay, this story's back on track, this guy sounds awesome. He goes, I'm from Portugal. I go, alright. And so now it's like, I can't believe anything this guy says, because he's just like a madman.
He's from LA, Portugal, in Telluride? Yeah. And then I go, have you tried, because there's no one at the desk to check you in. Aber es gibt diese Kioske, wo du deine Sachen schicken kannst, und es schickt deine Taschen. Und ich habe gesagt, wenn du eine von denen probiert hast, er sagt, nein, aber sei mein Gast. Und ich sage, großartig. Ich gehe hoch und schicke meine Sachen.
Meine Taschen schicken auf der anderen Seite des Desks, wo es normalerweise eine Person wäre. Also muss ich jetzt hier stehen, weil ich nicht um die Kante gehen kann, um sie zu holen. Und ich will nicht. My thought was like maybe if I could do it, I could just leave him on the thing. I didn't fully think through the plan. But now I have to stand here and 20 minutes go by, like no one comes.
Now like more of a line is accumulated. He comes up to me and he goes, are you good with computers?
And I was like...
No, not really. And he was like, I'm trying to make a YouTube short. And I was like, all right, maybe I can give you some help. And he goes, it only has a 15-second or a three-minute option, and I just want to film a one-minute video. And I was like, yeah, just film for a minute and then stop. Like stop filming. Do the three-minute. Yeah. And he goes, great.
Goes back, starts filming a selfie, YouTube short. I didn't hear what he was saying. And then he comes back. Taps me on the shoulder. And I take my headphones off again. I'm like, what's up? And he goes, just so you know, I know you took Cutsies. And I was like, what? And he was like, you cut me in line. I was like, you told me to go in front of you. And then my bag tags printed.
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Chapter 4: What are the social experiments discussed?
Chapter 5: How do the boys prank Lauren?
Chapter 6: What is the Three Lunch Day concept?
Um, no, but it's whatever we look up, I can just look up afterwards and I will still be able to show the playmates. That's okay. It's fine. It's a learning time. And number 96.
I have no idea, dude. Who wants their airport story?
Oh, I got one too.
Who wants it? Um, we'll take it.
I am walking into the Montrose Airport, which is like the smallest, picture the smallest airport in the world. Wait. Okay. Wait, wait. Okay, got it. Got it? Yeah. It's one of those places where like the same people that like board you, like do the, are like. Fly the planes. Like, like. Oh, this is good. I know. Sorry. The Livy flavor. The new Livy done accelerator.
It's so good.
I gotta tell her. Yeah, dude, you should give her a ring, tell her you like her new flight.
We gotta get her on the pod.
Alright, go ahead, sorry. So, like, the same people that are, like, checking your bags are, like, the gate agents. So, like, when there's a United flight boarding, there's no one at the place to check your bags. Yeah. So, I walk in, there's one guy standing in line for the United thing, and he has the biggest box I've ever seen on, like, one of those dollies.
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Chapter 7: Why do they adore 'Love on the Spectrum'?
And I was like...
No, not really. And he was like, I'm trying to make a YouTube short. And I was like, all right, maybe I can give you some help. And he goes, it only has a 15-second or a three-minute option, and I just want to film a one-minute video. And I was like, yeah, just film for a minute and then stop. Like stop filming. Do the three-minute. Yeah. And he goes, great.
Goes back, starts filming a selfie, YouTube short. I didn't hear what he was saying. And then he comes back. Taps me on the shoulder. And I take my headphones off again. I'm like, what's up? And he goes, just so you know, I know you took Cutsies. And I was like, what? And he was like, you cut me in line. I was like, you told me to go in front of you. And then my bag tags printed.
So I can't use goes. Yeah, it's fine. I'm just childish. But you took cuties. And then he got back and started like playing with his box or whatever. And then the pause.
And then one of the TSA guys came out who was loading the oversized baggage and goes, hey, man, there's no way that thing's going to fit through the because you put them through like a scanner.
Yeah.
Then he was like, there is no way that thing is going to fit through the through the scanner. He just goes. Und dann tut er nichts. Und ich war so, okay, dieser Kerl ist nicht mehr mein Problem. Entschuldige, die Geschichte ist wirklich lang.
Das ist der Ende der Geschichte. Ich gehe zum 2. Drop-in in den Kühlschrank. Wie ein Stinker. Ein Stinker. Krass. Ja. Turd. Krud. Ja. Lunch Muffin. Und er kommt in den Stall neben mir. Ich erkenne seine Schuhe. Und ich dachte, okay, hoffentlich ist das nicht er. Hoffentlich er erkennt nicht, dass ich hier bin.
Er hat es nicht. Danke Gott. Aber er kommt auf den Telefon. Und jetzt klingelt er an jemandem auf dem Telefon, wie er nicht sein gewohntes Traveller-Nummer bekommt. Wie sein TSA-Nummer auf seinem Ticket.
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Chapter 8: What reggae songs do they invent?
Ein Mann blockierte mich von der Ecke und wir landen und er fängt einfach an zu sagen zu jedem, oh, du kannst durchgehen, du kannst durchgehen.
And he lets like the whole like five rows behind us go through. And then finally one lady, I think she saw me being like, what? It's like, no, you go. No, you go. And he was like, oh, thank you so much. It's like unbelievable. I don't know why. Like his bag was just right above him. He was just like, oh. Once someone gave him the green light, he went. Yeah, and then I got to go out, too.
Like, this lady kind of had my back, but I couldn't believe it. I was like, what is going on right now? It's like, yeah, you go through, play through, play through. That's like a, like, old YouTube prank. Uh... Yeah, maybe I was getting old YouTube pranked. It's like Vitaly. Yeah. Turns around, it's, I guess, Vitaly. I don't know what else to say.
Charleston was sick, though, dude. I had a jam-packed weekend of really fun shit. I saw John Vincent III. Oh, yeah. How was it? He was unbelievable.
Did you wear your read-a-book shirt?
read a book shirt.
Your red one? Well, I just, when I was editing the pod, you were like, oh, I'm totally gonna wear this to the concert. I said I might. Your mouth was cashing.
I said I might. Your body can't cash. But it's that, the shirt is huge on me. I know. That is a big shirt. I have been spending a lot of time thinking about that because I have that one in XL and I also have the white one in XL. So now I'm curious if the nice thing to do would be to take the XXL off your hands and give you the regular one. That would be nice.
Oh, is the red a XXL? Yeah.
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