Will and Rusty talk about hanging out with Mike Teavee, getting cut off in a drive-thru, and jacked guys—plus the irreparable damage TikTok is doing to their brains. Lauren gets interrogated about her weekend, and the gang breaks down Willy’s dream where he pisses in a trash can. Finally, the boys draft bible verses that don’t exist—and their favorite things to do in the spring. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: TRY HUEL WITH 15% OFF + FREE GIFT FOR NEW CUSTOMERS TODAY USING CODE FRIDAY AT https://www.huel.com/PLAYDATE. FUEL YOUR BEST PERFORMANCE WITH HUEL TODAY! GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/. 00:00 Intro 06:49 Trust Funds 14:30 Lauren’s Weekend 26:03 Rusty’s Night Routine 32:23 Sh*tting in the Uber 36:05 How to Flirt at a Bar 49:53 Kony 2012 55:40 Roadmap 57:08 Pitch Submissions 01:06:13 Pitches 01:15:07 Teach Me Something 01:20:40 This Guy Rocks 01:25:36 Bible Verses that Don’t Exist 01:31:15 Things to do in the Spring 01:36:46 Rusty’s Song of the Day #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the funniest moments from Lauren's weekend?
Can you go? Can you look up Mike TV?
Yes, I will. I'm trying to make sure.
She's trying to make sure all the apps, all her apps. She's paying for apps. She's buying apps. No, it's TV, yeah.
Oh, what? You weren't even joking. No, why would I be joking? Wait, what about him? I don't... He's one of the main guys. I mean, why would you be joking? Well, we were all talking about the movie and then I said a guy and you're like, what the fuck is that? What the fuck was that? You have to give it to me that Mike TV sounds like a name you made up.
Yeah, but he's a Make-A-Wish-Kid.
Yeah, he's the fucking bad boy of... He's the Make-A-Wish-Kid. He's the bad boy of... No, he's not. He's a guy in that movie. He's a guy in that movie. Oh, the actor's name is Mike TV? No, he's a character. In that movie. He's a character in the movie Willy Wonka Factory.
I didn't like that character.
He's a character in the Willy Wonka movie. I have a stroke and die. Oh my god. How we doing today? Come on. I'm doing great. I got a fucking bone. I got another bone to pick. Hit me. It's not a plated episode unless I'm extremely mad at someone. Which one of us? Neither of you guys. I would love both of you guys. I was in the line for In-N-Out.
And if you've ever been to the Westwood In-N-Out, you know that you go behind, the drive-thru goes behind the building.
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Chapter 2: How can you effectively flirt at a bar?
Read the room here. I actually genuinely do not care for someone being super jacked. It doesn't mean anything to me. Fucking yeah.
Do you like jacked girls, Will? Yeah. A jacked girl is awesome.
Spin me on your head like a street performer.
Spin me on the head like a game of Twister.
Hey, so we're watching the Masters. Hast du den Masters gewonnen? Nein.
Rory McIlroy hat gewonnen.
Ich habe es gehört, ich weiß es. Career Grand Slam, eine ziemlich große Zeit. Und ich war zurückgekommen, wenn du willst, als ich ein Kind war. Meine Großeltern leben auf einem Kurs in Hilton Head, wo sie ein Wettbewerb spielen.
Oh, mit dem coolen, streifenden Lichthaus?
Ja. Schön. Ja, ja. Da gehörst du wieder.
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Chapter 3: What is the story behind the Kony 2012 movement?
Busted. Nein, ich habe... Sie bekommen mir... Sie bekommen mir Geschenke für Weihnachten jedes Jahr. Das ist wie ein Vertrauenskonto, das du jetzt bekommst. Vertrauenskonto für Kleidung. Mein Cousin Evan, meine Großmutter, hat uns jedes Jahr 50 Dollar Visa-Giftkarten gekauft. Oder nein, sie würde... Nein, nicht das eigentlich. Ja, genau.
Und danach hat sie uns Visa-Giftkarten gegeben, weil sie wusste, auch wenn das die hilfreichste Sache ist, würde ich lieber die Validierung von ihnen bekommen. Mein Grammy würde uns jedes Jahr L.L. Bean-Fleeces geben. Und ich habe sie gebrochen. Und dann ist es eine der Dinge, wo du nicht merkst, wie viel du eine Fleece benötigst, bis der Grammy dich eine gibt.
Und du denkst dir, oh, das wäre eigentlich ein killer Gift.
Ich würde es lieben, ja. Anyway, I would go to their golf tournaments. And I remember I walked out on the course.
I would go out after the tournament to try to look for stuff. And one time I saw Tiger Woods' caddy throw a cigarette on the ground.
He was smoking a cigarette during the round. Fluff. Fluff, yeah.
Lauren, pull up Fluff Caddy. He's from Maine. Legend.
Yeah, he wasn't Tiger's cat anymore. He was a cat for Jim Furyk. And he threw the cigarette on the ground. And I was like, he's a golf legend. So I went out there after hours and I got his cigarette butt, because I memorized where it was. And I put it in a little bag and labeled it Fluffs cigarette. And I had it for about two or three years.
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Chapter 4: What are some tips for a successful pitch?
Und dann habe ich einen Tag erinnert, dass ich es hatte und gesagt habe, das könnte das seltsamste Ding sein, das ich je gemacht habe. Und ich habe es einfach rausgezogen.
Was? Warum? Warum würde ich das haben? Es ist wie ein Moment in der Geschichte. Ja, ich denke nicht, dass es das ist. Es ist wie, oh mein Gott, das ist die Zigarette, die Mike Fluff Cohen auf dem vierten Hohen der RBC Heritage 2014 getrunken hat. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Wait, now that I say it out loud, that sounds fucking sick. It'd be like I threw out Napoleon's axe.
Do you think you could have sold it?
No, I think I could have. But it's hilarious. What if cloning techniques come back and then you could clone the perfect golf caddy?
I mean, if I still had it now, it would be pretty funny. He used to check the wind by putting his cigarette out like this and see which way the smoke went.
Tiger would blindly trust him. That's awesome.
Also, I saw you Google Fluff Caddy wife. No, I didn't Google it.
Look, I clicked on images and then that was suggested and I wanted to see if he had like... She busted? Was she bad? No. Well, I don't know.
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Chapter 5: How do you navigate social settings with confidence?
Tiger Woods' Wife, the one that hit him with the golf club when she found out he was cheating, went to Rollins, lived on Lake Virginia, which is the lake that Rollins is on. And let me tell you,
I don't want to make generalizations, but I would let Tiger Woods cheat on me a million times to live in the house that she has. Pull it up, Lauren. Look up, like... Look up biggest house ever. Look up... Look up biggest house with guys. Look up Tiger Woods ex-wife Winter Park home.
Didn't he have a bunch of wives? Yeah. Well...
Yeah, this is it. No, that's not it. But that one's also sick. It is the cool... Look up, like, Lake Virginia, Florida, biggest house.
Look up biggest house they ever made. Ever. For all time. Record.
House? Biggest house. What is... Okay, that one lit up the second one is hers, I believe. No, that's not it either.
But that is stunning.
The point is, that is probably half the size of her house on Lake Virginia. This lake has the... Oh, this is a crazy story. The family that started Bacardi... Of that Bacardi, Le Mans. ...has a house on Lake Virginia. And I don't know the full story. You'll have to Google it. Ich glaube, einer von ihnen... Irgendwie wurden alle von ihnen ermordet. In der Wohnung.
Und es war wie... entweder die Frau oder... Es war wie ein... Es war wie ein Soap-Opera. Ja. Wie diese extrem reichste Familie. Alle sterben in dieser Wohnung. Jesus. Und... Ja. We used to go, you could paddleboard out, take paddleboards out from the boathouse. And what we would do was we would bring some beers. Okay. First of all, illegal, but okay.
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Chapter 6: What are the favorite spring activities of the hosts?
Lauren lives in a fridge inside a Clementine.
She lives inside of a fridge.
Lauren, how was your weekend?
Yeah, come on, what did you do? Come on, sister. Let's go. Come on, Lauren.
What did you do? Lauren was partying this weekend. I was actually. I actually had a little bender last weekend and this weekend.
Emily Bender. Emily Benda. Es war sehr lustig und großartig, aber ich bin müde und ich bin vorbei.
Ich hatte eine ziemlich entspannte Woche.
Ich konnte nicht aus dem Bett gehen bis neun. Ich war wirklich anstrengend. Hast du dich überhungert? Ich bin wirklich müde. Du fühlst dich wie ein Millionen Pound. Hast du etwas gemacht, um dich zu überraschen? No. That's not what I heard. But I unfortunately... What did you do this weekend? What did I do this weekend?
What are you implying?
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Chapter 7: What are the best songs to listen to while hanging out?
I know something you guys don't know. Tell Will. Tell Will or I will. What? Oh, about my glasses? Tell them the glasses story though.
Do you know the story? Wait, what are you talking about?
I don't know the glasses story, but I know something you don't know. What is it? Why don't you tell Will about your weekend, Lauren?
What's my weekend? Now you're scaring me. Okay, at the bar. This is funny. This is really nice. I don't know what you're talking about.
What he's doing to you is my worst nightmare. Something someone could do to me. So I'm empathizing with you right now.
What?
You ate your glasses? Alright, tell them the fucking glasses story.
Jesus. You guys know my cute little round glasses that you wore that one episode? Yeah, they were so cute. Yeah, I lost them. They were fake, so they weren't that expensive. And this kind gentleman at the bar may have Venmoed me $200. Why? Weil er wollte, dass ich ein anderes Paar bekomme. Und ich war so... Ich war nur so traurig, dass ich sie verloren habe.
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Chapter 8: What embarrassing stories do the hosts share?
Wer war das?
Das war Woody Harrelsons Bruder. Das war ein anderer Typ.
Ein anderer Typ hat dir 200 Dollar gemeldet, weil er neue Gläser hatte? Ja. Weil du ihm gesagt hast, dass das echte Gläser waren?
Nein. Ich habe nur gesagt, dass ich wirklich traurig war, dass ich sie verloren habe.
Wo lebt dieser Typ? Ich will ihm sagen, dass ich sie verloren habe.
Ich habe einen PS5 verloren. Er hat gesagt, geh weg. Ich liebe mein Auto.
Du bist nicht wie eine schöne Frau. Ich weiß nicht.
Warte. Warum warst du... Warum warst du an diesem Manns Schulter weinend?
Ich war nicht.
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