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What parenting challenges do the hosts discuss at the beginning of the episode?
All right. Play date. We're
here with new father, Strider Wilson. I made it. Hit me straight. Are people just having
kids so they can watch kids' movies and not feel like a baby?
Yes. Yes, they are. That's why you did it, right? You can do that you want to do as an adult, that you can't like go to Disneyland. Yeah.
Now you got kids. I I love it when it's like a a kid that's like obviously not gonna remember any of this. Yeah, yeah. It's all do that. It's all we're gonna
do this thing. And by the way, it's a nightmare to go to Disneyland as a parent. Like going out to lunch or just going in the car is an unbelievable headache. Because they can drive work, you
can't order. Yeah. And they need rides.
And what are the top two things you do when you drive and go to lunch?
Drive and eat. Yeah. So yeah. At the drive-thru, like holding everyone up because your baby won't tell you what it wants. It won't won't order or drive. So I'm just holding up a line and not getting anything.
And they don't have language yet. I'm like, speak. Does she eat what do you want? Solid food yet? Not too much. Not even close. Gas. Mush food at six months. Right now it's just yeah. Right now it's just um. She's in the gas phase. Dude, baby. Right now she's a gas giant. Can I tell you? She's just she is a star. That she literally kids poo poo and fart and they're so loud. Like the noises that come out of this kid. Like you would joke around, like as a dad, like I'll fart loud and blame it on the baby. I get away with it all the time. That's how loud this baby
farts.
This episode is brought to you by Bearbells. Rusty, show me your bare bells. Do you ever shit your pants and then blame it on the baby? She's like, this diaper the she check your wife checks the baby's diaper. It's like a clearly a strider size poop. Do you put you're putting your poop in the baby's diaper again?
It's Chipotle in the district.
Oh my god, she pooped her diaper and it's just a clear and man-sized diaper. Somehow she turned mashed peas into like a really solid 16-inch log.
Some dads like to do puns, and those are dad jokes. Me I shit in different stuff and have my wife pick it up. Yeah. And I'm like, got you. That's
awesome,
man. I poop my d I poop
my daughter's pants.
Who do you who does she like more?
My wife. Thousand percent. Oh yes. Everyone in my house likes my wife the most. Even the dog? Yes.
I found
No, I'm a likable guy. And look, I'm Well, well, hang on. We need to say that. I'm being given the love that I'm okay with receiving. Yeah. I'm fine being second fiddle. I should be. My wife does so much more than I do. I think you I think
you would you'd almost rather have that because that's easier than your wife being like, Does the baby like you more? You know what I mean?
Maybe like you more you'd have I think you'd be in some hot water. The rest of you read about that. It'd be a pr it'd be like a discussion, she'd be bummed out about it. Right. But sh so the fact that she knows that baby's all about her, that's the way it should be.
Yeah. And you get she gets the she gets until like probably eight. And then I think the dad becomes like you go it goes in phases. I feel like I would say
maybe even teenager. I would say like cause then like I don't know, I feel like sons maybe push more back on their dad. At least I did. I was like, fuck you, dad. I'm wanna be in you. And then Yeah, but your dad was being an asshole at time, right? Totally. Yeah. He was being a bitch, dude. He was shit he was shitting in my underwear and
blaming it on me. Well in the middle.
Dude, it's the best bit of psychological torment. He wears diapers now. He's that age and so and he's still planting them in different places. I'd get to
school and I'd find a huge log in my back pocket and I'd be like, Oh my god,
he'd leave a note like I packed your lunch today, son.
Yeah, your mom leaves a note that's like have a great day at school, your dad leaves a note and it's just a skid bar. Like I packed your lunch today. I uh I ate it first. Yeah, because
Can you can you tell what your lunch was?
Oh my god. All right. So how when she gets to like teenager, how are you gonna handle like how are you gonna handle like if she's like smoking a doobie or something?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What parenting challenges do the hosts discuss at the beginning of the episode?
0:05–7:51
2
How does the story about ordering an Old‑Fashioned at the airport bar unfold?
7:51–41:02
3
Why are the hosts concerned about city‑wide surveillance cameras and privacy?
41:02–47:20
4
What crazy wedding story do the hosts recount at the beginning of this segment?
47:20–59:10
5
How do the hosts transition from wedding drama to talking about newborn babies and parenting?
59:10–1:17:41
6
When do the hosts start brainstorming the hottest Halloween costumes for 2026?
1:17:41–1:32:09