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Will & Rusty's Playdate

I food poisoned myself

19 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

5.819 - 6.601 Andrew

Play date.

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Chapter 2: What was the most painful experience shared in the episode?

6.621 - 10.792 Andrew

Play date. Episode 185. Close. 176.

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11.594 - 17.088 Unknown

Ooh, fun. That feels like a lot. That is a lot.

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17.108 - 29.858 Rusty

I think once we hit 200, then we'll be good. Then we'll have talked about everything. I don't think there's anything. The only time I have a new story from my past is when I uncover a new childhood memory.

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29.878 - 33.264 Unknown

I know. Which is a beautiful moment sometimes.

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Chapter 3: How did the host accidentally food poison themselves?

33.284 - 37.911 Unknown

You'll have something that makes you think of a story that you haven't thought of in 20 years.

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38.352 - 43.701 Rusty

Imagine 20 years. Maybe we bring one of those people in that shows us the ink blots.

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44.562 - 54.288 Unknown

Like the Marauder's Map? kind of like the Murata. What? It's similar to the Murata's map in the sense that it's paper and ink. Okay.

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Chapter 4: What are the symptoms and experiences related to norovirus?

54.608 - 56.251 Unknown

Do you know what an ink blot is?

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56.431 - 62.62 Unknown

Is it plot or blot? Wait, what? Plot. Oh, blot. Ink blot.

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62.64 - 67.748 Rusty

And so they'll, like, therapists will be like, and what does this make you think of? And if you say butterfly, they're like, you're good.

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Chapter 5: What tips do the hosts share about grocery shopping?

67.848 - 79.723 Rusty

And if you say, like, devil raping me, they're like, Jesus. No, that's like a common answer. Why would I say that? Well, you wouldn't because you don't have any trauma. Pull up an inkblot. First thing, immediately. Ah, devil raping me.

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79.803 - 80.544 Unknown

Fuck, you're right.

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80.564 - 81.886 Rusty

See what I mean? Oh, my God.

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81.906 - 84.308 Unknown

See what I mean? Wait, the one to the right of that.

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84.328 - 87.952 Will

No, that looks like a bat. The one to the right of that feels like they kind of mailed it in. Yeah, what?

87.972 - 88.933 Unknown

I would just be like, that ink.

Chapter 6: What funny anecdotes are shared about childhood sports?

88.953 - 93.779 Unknown

That looks like textbook goo. Yeah, you're like spilled ink.

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93.799 - 96.762 Will

Wait, that looks like a bat or a pumpkin bat.

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96.742 - 119.61 Rusty

pumpkin bat okay so pumpkin bat means what is pumpkin bat pumpkin bat means uh you you're gonna sprain your ankle this spring damn it i know i wish i hadn't seen pumpkin bit i know you ever sprained your ankle no i got a high ankle sprain in sixth grade most pain i've ever been in my life did you go to the hospital

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Chapter 7: What is the significance of family in the hosts' lives?

119.827 - 133.208 Rusty

I went to hospital and they made it worse. They're like, fuck you. They kind of, they have to get, they were, they thought it was broken. So they had to get an x-ray from the top and then they need one where it's from the side. Yeah.

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133.228 - 145.767 Rusty

And if anyone had told me that they were going to do the side one, I would have just rolled over, but she just grabbed it and just went like sideways to get the side part without moving my body. And I'm, I'm convinced that it made it worse.

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145.747 - 168.596 Rusty

wow yeah she should lose her fucking medical license did you ever get her info we could take her down yeah we should ruin that woman's career it was like a woman it was like a nurse in the middle of maine oh like that could be a steven king book yeah okay here's a question yeah i not a question no what i sprained my never tell you when i pull my hamstring No. Eighth grade.

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168.897 - 175.342 Rusty

I was the star of our basketball team. We didn't win a single game. But I was legitimately the star and captain of our basketball team.

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175.362 - 175.903 Unknown

I believe it now.

176.383 - 176.583 Rusty

Yeah.

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You were the captain? Yeah. You were leading men into just getting started. I'll never forget Coach Duncan. Sam Duncan.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts engage with their audience through AITA stories?

183.73 - 187.553 Unknown

Shut up, Coach. He gave us all a copy of a book at the end of the season.

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187.813 - 191.977 Rusty

And in mine it said, Will, you were the unspoken leader. Like, I wasn't formally captain.

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192.497 - 212.113 Rusty

He was like, you were the unspoken leader and captain of this team all year. And I was like... Did that get to you that like the group of men you were leading were not successful once? No, because it had nothing to do with heart. It was strictly talent. We were so bad at basketball. And I was, we were tiny. We were all like kids still. We were going up against grown ass men.

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212.494 - 213.575 Will

What league was this?

214.136 - 239.417 Rusty

The Catholic. They were like, and St. John's Prep has the Boston Celtics tonight. It's what it felt like. I mean, we were playing what? What was it fucking? What was our rival again? I don't remember, but they were fucking bitches or something. What was it, sixth grade? Eighth grade. Eighth grade is when there's the biggest disparity of people who have and have not hit puberty.

239.437 - 242.883 Rusty

There were 13 kids in my grade, so everyone had to play basketball.

242.903 - 245.165 Unknown

Right. To feel the team.

245.225 - 268.194 Rusty

Between 7th and 8th grade, it was like over 50% of the boys enrolled at the school had to be on the basketball team. If three kids said no, you just couldn't feel the team. You couldn't court a team. Exactly. Anyway, one time we played Bust. We lost. They had Bryson Rose. He's a sharpshooter from the three-point line. Are we supposed to know this guy or was he just kind of hot in the Charleston?

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