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Chapter 2: How did the gang feel about their childhood swimming experiences?
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Episode 93. This is the big one. The big kahuna episode. Did I ever tell you my big kahuna story? No. Is it good? It's fucking awesome. Das ist echt toll. Wir waren in Dana Point, als ich ein Kind war. DP. DP. Wir waren in DP. Und, weißt du, ich kam aus Main. Ich war gespannt, dass ich ein paar große Kali-Wäsche sehe. Ja. Und es gab keine. Wir saßen im Ozean. Es waren nur kleine, kleine Wäsche.
Cool. Also habe ich an den Ozean geschrien, dass ich die große Kahuna wollte. Und dann wurde ich verbrannt durch eine Acht-Fuß-Wave, eine Minute später. Also hat es funktioniert. Es hat funktioniert, aber ich dachte, ich würde sterben. Oh, I saw a video of a guy drowning today. Nice. Yeah, he got saved though.
Oh, that's good.
That's pretty good. It was a good video. What is drowning? When does swimming turn to drowning? When you stop breathing. Oh, interesting. Ich denke, wenn du unter Wasser schwimmst, ist es eine Verabschiedung. Ja, es ist eine Verabschiedung. Ich bin wirklich schlecht am Schwimmen. Wirklich? Schrecklich.
Warum?
Es gab einen Punkt, weil ich nie, niemand hat mir jemals erzählt, wie man schwimmen kann. Als du in Lankester, Pennsylvania geboren bist. Es gab keine Pools. Oh, was? Oh, that's pretty embarrassing. Yeah, it was like me and a bunch of little kids. Oh, do they throw you in the, you know, they throw babies in the pool, so they come back up and like.
No, I think, I think I got a little bit of, I mean, I had been to like the pool before, but I would just always stay in the shallowing because I didn't know how to swim. Do you feel comfortable in the ocean now? Yeah, I'm fine. I don't like deep water at all, though. I don't either. My dad would pay the first person to jump in the pool 20 bucks.
When they opened it, it was still way too cold in Maine to be in the pool. I remember jumping in and it was dark out and thinking there were sharks in there. Yeah, I've dealt with some pool sharks actually in my life. Oh, I didn't even think about that, like pool sharks. Oh, there's something there. Lauren is now plugging in my microphone so you'll be able to hear me. It's her microphone.
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Chapter 4: What new show idea did Rusty pitch?
Chapter 5: How do the boys draft fictional British pubs?
Chapter 6: What are the hottest Instagram captions for 2025?
Episode 93. This is the big one. The big kahuna episode. Did I ever tell you my big kahuna story? No. Is it good? It's fucking awesome. Das ist echt toll. Wir waren in Dana Point, als ich ein Kind war. DP. DP. Wir waren in DP. Und, weißt du, ich kam aus Main. Ich war gespannt, dass ich ein paar große Kali-Wäsche sehe. Ja. Und es gab keine. Wir saßen im Ozean. Es waren nur kleine, kleine Wäsche.
Cool. Also habe ich an den Ozean geschrien, dass ich die große Kahuna wollte. Und dann wurde ich verbrannt durch eine Acht-Fuß-Wave, eine Minute später. Also hat es funktioniert. Es hat funktioniert, aber ich dachte, ich würde sterben. Oh, I saw a video of a guy drowning today. Nice. Yeah, he got saved though.
Oh, that's good.
That's pretty good. It was a good video. What is drowning? When does swimming turn to drowning? When you stop breathing. Oh, interesting. Ich denke, wenn du unter Wasser schwimmst, ist es eine Verabschiedung. Ja, es ist eine Verabschiedung. Ich bin wirklich schlecht am Schwimmen. Wirklich? Schrecklich.
Warum?
Es gab einen Punkt, weil ich nie, niemand hat mir jemals erzählt, wie man schwimmen kann. Als du in Lankester, Pennsylvania geboren bist. Es gab keine Pools. Oh, was? Oh, that's pretty embarrassing. Yeah, it was like me and a bunch of little kids. Oh, do they throw you in the, you know, they throw babies in the pool, so they come back up and like.
No, I think, I think I got a little bit of, I mean, I had been to like the pool before, but I would just always stay in the shallowing because I didn't know how to swim. Do you feel comfortable in the ocean now? Yeah, I'm fine. I don't like deep water at all, though. I don't either. My dad would pay the first person to jump in the pool 20 bucks.
When they opened it, it was still way too cold in Maine to be in the pool. I remember jumping in and it was dark out and thinking there were sharks in there. Yeah, I've dealt with some pool sharks actually in my life. Oh, I didn't even think about that, like pool sharks. Oh, there's something there. Lauren is now plugging in my microphone so you'll be able to hear me. It's her microphone.
Okay, so fun fact, Lauren is hammered today. Lauren and I just went to coffee and I... She got a little Bailey's, I can tell. I said that I wanted a chicken empanada because I was looking at it and it said chicken empanadas and they were right there. And Lauren and the guy behind the counter were like, there aren't any chicken empanadas. I was like, yeah, but it's right there.
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Chapter 7: What happened during the Treasure Hunt story?
Gorgina's a jewelry store. I went to high school with a guy named Gorgino. No, it was Giorgio. Gorgino. Giorgio. Giorgio. I went to high school with a ton of different people. Joe's Mom texted a picture of, she's a high school principal. We'll put the picture right here. But it's some kid, some snot-nosed fucking kid. She will tell these stories about how shitty these high school kids are.
Bleep out her last name so we don't. Frankl. Aber sie hat ein Bild, ihr allererster Bild, wo sie heute ein Bild schickt, ein fucking Schnitzel-Nasen-Punk hat einen Chart für das Bad gemacht. Und es ist, äh, der Prompter ist, warum, warum bist du hier? Und die Optionen sind Vaping, Scheiße. Warte, lass mich schauen. Warte, warte, warte. Klatsch, Lauren. Einen Sekunden.
Did guys ever jack off?
Okay, so I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. One second, I'll tell you the story. I'll tell you the follow-up story to that. It says jerk off, vape, shit. And jerk off has a hundred tally marks and then someone drew like a very accurate Peter Griffin at the bottom. That's kind of fun.
Are people really doing that?
People jacking off? Yeah, man. I was gonna say, I don't know.
I don't know that anyone did that.
I never did it, but I knew a kid named... There was a Spanish bathroom. It was like a secret. They call it a baño. Our middle school was really old, so there was all this stuff in there from like the... Oh, I'm not a poor kid. He's wearing like tattered clothes and covered in dust.
Walked in on him laying down on the floor with his shirt pulled up over behind his head and his pants around his ankles going absolutely bananas on himself. What? Muy malo.
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