Comedian, actor, and writer Liam Cullagh joins Playdate again to talk about jawline workouts, getting sent to the principal’s office, kangaroos, and seeing cartoon stars. Willy (sort of) pitches a Pringles can for hats, and Rusty shares his fondest memories of causing a ruckus. Plus, the gang drafts new names for your group chat, and Liam gets carried away with new ways to say you’re high. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW LIAM: https://www.instagram.com/liamcullagh_/ SEE ALMOST FRIDAY TV LIVE: https://almostfridaytv.com/pages/live-show-tour-dates SUBSCRIBE TO AFTV: https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostFridayTV HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAY AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/play #chubbiespod VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ 00:00 Intro 01:05 Rusty’s Problem with Bikers 07:04 Mewing 11:06 Liam Saw André 3000 17:01 Middle School Football 23:20 Size Matters 33:23 Discovering Weed 42:49 Liam’s Teacher Squared Up to Him 47:39 Roadmap 49:33 Pitch Submissions 01:01:22 Pitches 01:05:17 Teach Me Something 01:11:47 This Guy Rocks 01:14:31 Names for your Group Chat 01:19:41 New Ways to Say You’re High 01:21:41 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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as always playdate is brought to you by triple the original high seltzer redefining the party landscape playdate playdate episode 88 cd lamb oh i was gonna say des bryant aren't they both 88 yeah that's kind of unique they're both on the same team i've never seen sports so Liam's never seen sports. I've never seen sports. What is that? I've never seen sport. I've never seen sports.
Anyway, we got a guest today. Our good friend Liam Keller. Boston kid. We're supposed to do intros now. So if you don't know who Liam is, Liam, you've probably seen him do standup or, uh, he does sketches on the almost Friday TV channel, but most importantly, he's just a good friend. Thank you, man. Yes. Thank you guys. Um, I have to get something off my chest and we can get into the fun part. Um,
I want to preface this by saying 99% of these people are not the problem. Oh, God. I typically never have a problem with bikers, like road bikers. Bikers. Bikers. I rarely have problems with them. I appreciate people getting out there, staying fit. I think if you're passionate about something, you should be able to do that. But I have one question for bikers out there.
Are you currently qualifying for the Tour de France? If the answer is yes, great. You can be in the road. If not, the bike lane in Los Angeles, or at least the road that I'm referring to, is ginormous. Stay in the bike lane. And then when I give you a little pop up because you're in the road going 20 miles an hour, don't make me feel like the bad guy. What did they do to you?
They obviously caught up to me at the next stoplight and they were all pointing and fucking like they were going to do something. I'm in a, I'm in a three ton metal bicyclist. Yes. Not like biker. Okay. Not like, not like, like, like on road bikes in skin tight. Well, do the, no, you gotta do the other one. What? Motorcycles are vroom, vroom, vroom. Now you got to do bikes.
Otherwise, my brain's going to fail. Do bikes. Ding, ding, ding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they all were pointing at me like they were going to get out and unclip and fight me. I'm in a three-ton metal box. If push came to shove, I'm winning this battle.
Also, pretty easy to fight a guy wearing Peloton shoes.
Yeah.
yeah click clack on over there was it a big group of them there were 40 of them so they were all on the road they were no it was one nine that's why i said 99 of them were like i had no problem with they were all in the bike lane yeah no problem at all there's one guy it was like what i was saying the other week they like use the cars to draft and it doesn't make any sense you know as a member of the biking community yeah
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