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Will & Rusty's Playdate

reading your confessions

21 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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Episode 177. Come on. You know what we haven't done in a while, said a guy who's 77.

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Chapter 2: What funny childhood stories does Willy share?

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Oh, yeah. Okay. I wonder if my grandpa's 77. Gotta be way older than that, right? Yeah, yeah. Mine's like 90. Yeah, I think mine is older than that. um yeah i don't think my grandpa's seven i think he's at least 85 okay let's think of someone who is who is or who wears 77 that feels easier backstrom nicholas backstrom he's 19 19 as far as hockey numbers go that is

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As far away from 77 as I could imagine. No, 99. Closer. Oh, I see what you're saying.

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Chapter 3: How does the group react to a confession about a strange family incident?

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One. You know what I mean? Yeah. What's the lowest? Whatever. This is a dumb. I fucking hate myself. So, Andrew, you're a priest today. I am a priest today as our confessional. How has that experience been for you? It's been good, but I miss beating off. Is that one of the things you have to give up?

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probably right definitely is masturbation a sin yeah is it really yes i have some calls to make like i think the whole idea is like you're only supposed to come to like have kids right i don't even think you're allowed to do that i think it has to just be like the baby's just born oh like jesus like jesus if you're a priest you can only have a child by well yeah that's true i guess if you're a priest obviously not what if i just meant in general i think masturbation is yeah

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What if the conception's so good that it is immaculate conception?

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She's like, that was immaculate. No notes. I think you're good then, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you really lay it down. I mean, yeah. Have you been laying it down? So how has your experience been laying it down recently? I'm not comfortable anymore.

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Chapter 4: What bizarre confession involves a key left in a house?

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And I barely am around you, but now I definitely am not. All right, what's up with the... What were you doing this morning? What was I doing this morning? Was I doing something odd? I don't know. That's a normal way people talk.

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Having a normal conversation but with weird inflections so that people get nervous.

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So what were you doing this morning? How was your weekend? That's like, oh no, I killed someone. The worst guy that you knew at college. Mm-hmm.

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Chapter 5: How does Andrew's business school experience shape his views?

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Somebody had a big weekend. He saw you, like, split your pants at the bar. I had a friend do way worse. Think of splitting your pants at the bar, but take it to the nth degree. Splitting your legs. Split his foot open. He was wearing flip-flops at the bar and dropped a glass bottle and then stepped in it and was just bleeding all over the bar, and no one kicked him out.

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Chapter 6: What unusual belief does Andrew's uncle have about Stevie Wonder?

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He was there for, like, 30 minutes before a bouncer was like, all right, it's skidding. It was, like, just percussion. I think it was not at first, but then, like, the snail trail that he was leaving around the bar of his blood. Yeah. That'd be kind of funny.

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Chapter 7: What alarming incident did Andrew face with carbon monoxide?

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You could, like, you could tell who he'd been talking to all night. Yeah, yeah.

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Like, someone's boyfriend shows up late. We talked to my girl. And it was like, you were talking to Seamus, I know it. And she's like, I swear to God.

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There's just a clear, like, a clear path.

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And then there's, like, splatter from, like, grinding.

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It's back and forth. Yeah.

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Dude, one time I... I fell down the stairs and broke my nose freshman year of college. Oh, my God. I've never heard this. Yeah. Freshman year of college, I was in my girlfriend's dorm. My girlfriend at the time. Yeah. I didn't know Lauren then. So you were in Dayton? Yeah.

Chapter 8: What are some humorous ways to express being broke?

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We were Dayton. Yeah. I haven't cracked. It's such a T-ball. Dating a girl from Dayton. I know. It's a Willie D. T-ball. I haven't really cracked what the joke is. You can never marry a girl from Dayton.

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yeah or yeah she actually she's so good at dating she's got a degree in it or something you think i you think i as you think i see a lot of women my girlfriend has a degree from dating yeah or you think we'll come back we'll come back to it right so there you are at the top of the stairs

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And I'm going down it, and I fell and hit my head on the railing, my nose on the railing, and it broke it.

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And I think I just decided in that moment I was going to blame my girlfriend's roommate that was, like, with me walking down the stairs. So, like, I was, like, one of those things where I was, like, oh, my God, you pushed me. Yeah.

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like instantly to this girl madigan hi madigan sorry i i kept a ruse going for years i refused to admit that she didn't push me did you tell her privately like we both know you didn't and i don't and i'm not being serious but in front of everyone else i'm gonna say this I don't remember if I ever confessed that.

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Because if you didn't tell her that, if you didn't tell her you were joking, that's, like, scarring. No, everyone knew that I was. She was like, I didn't push him. And I was, like, way drunker than she was, so no one believed me. But I, for years, was like, Madigan, push me down the stairs.

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And I broke my nose. But I definitely just fell. And now I'm finally coming clean.

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And that night, we were in the – it was, like, classic, like, freshman year boy dorm stuff where – I was like, my broken nose. And everyone was like, ah! And then we were like, let's set it! And so, like, some kid who, like, it was, like, the third week of college. He was pre-med. Yeah, like, a kid I didn't know was like, I'll set it! And we were like, ah! And, like, everyone gathered around.

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Anyway, when I woke up, it was, like, back in place. It looks, I never had. No, it was like, I mean, I think you can break a nose and set it and get away with it. Like, I don't think it's going to look up, but anyway, they said it, that there's some guy like set it in the hallway that night. And by the time I got up the next day, it was, that's like every mom's worst.

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