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Redefining the party landscape.
Are we podcasting?
Yep.
Play date. Play date. Wait, what was I just about to ask you? Wait, fuck. I'm about to remember something. Okay. This is horrible for podcasting. This doesn't count. This doesn't count. Are you doing worst podcaster ever? No. Wait, wait, wait. I was just about to be like, oh, did you guys hear... Okay, whatever. Do you see Biden snap at that reporter? No. It's the funniest video of all time.
She goes... Fuck, what did she ask him? We gotta restart the podcast.
It's fine. Wait, I have something to announce, actually. You know how last week I was talking about that Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco? Yeah. So I was at work late last night, so I get home, I don't really have much food in the refrigerator, so I order Taco Bell.
i ordered the cantina crispy chicken it was such a disappointment yeah yeah i've been trying to say it's not good it was ass cheese you've had it uh yeah i've had it i had it after the halloween party when i had a few drinks yeah i was sober last night yeah i wanted to vomit nerd yeah yeah that's how taco bell works but but i got i always get the bean and cheese burritos a safe you know no but it's sometimes it's not good
I've gotten in the cheese is like grody. But I remember what the Biden thing was. She goes, President Biden, do you think you can cut a hostage deal before your term ends? And he looks at her and he goes, do you think you can get hit in the head with that camera behind you? He's just he's he's had it. He's on his. That's awesome. I hope he starts going crazy.
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