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Really? Yeah.
Oh, is it the pancake one? Dude. I've never had one either.
The griddles are fucking... I have it right now. I was thinking of a McMuffin.
Same. Is this your go-to? Yes. Wow. The griddles are fucking awesome. And the logo, that's so cute. It's science food.
That's also a veteran play because a lot of people get the one with the egg and cheese too. That one's overkill. This is the best one. I always, like, because they ask, they're like, sausage, like, I'm like, no, no, just sausage. This is fun. I don't really like the cheese there. I mean, it's fine. And the egg they put on this one is different than the... It's not the scramble.
Yeah, it's like a folded scramble. It's like a whole fucking thing. It's a folded log. Yeah. You would get overwhelmed. What are we talking about? If you get egg and cheese on your McGriddle, it's a fucking nightmare. But it's just sausage. Yeah. Those are the best ones. But so those types of patties, those are my favorite. Wait, did you take them back? No one in LA has those. It's good.
We're leaving all this in. I'm good. Millie's has those. Oh, I'm good. I got... This is crazy. This like... You like it? Yeah. I mean, are you guys... It's like... It's just... It's like... Yeah. Is it... Is it like a salary? Yeah. And you just do a bunch of stuff. We do a bunch of stuff. And then you get like a percentage of like the brand deals that you bring in. Oh, that's great.
Yeah. They get most of the brand deals in exchange for us having like health insurance and a stable income. They give you health insurance. Yeah. That's great. Pretty sick, right?
Oh, yeah. That's very nice. When was the last time you guys went to the dentist? I just learned that. Never? Not since I wasn't a kid. That's what I said. I said, since I've become an adult, I haven't gone in. I got reamed out. How do you even set it up? I was on, like, SAG. I'm on SAG health insurance right now. Got it. Okay. Which is, like... Is it good? Really good. It's really good. Yeah.
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