Rudyard Ruins Everything: A Very Mini Series - DAY 2
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What happens when Rudyard bets Eric he can run a fun funeral?
Radiat Fan runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't any more, but There's been a frank exchange of views between rival undertakers, and now Radyard and Eric are preparing for battle. But Antigone is about to have problems of her own. Of a singularly spiritual nature. The Wooden Overcoats Anniversary Special by David K. Barnes. Ruddyard ruins everything. Day two. We'd spent many hours celebrating Rudyard's birthday in a quiet corner of a wake to which we hadn't been invited. What
are you doing in my house?
It was long past midnight when we left, and thanks to the wine from the Argentine, I can't recall as much as I ought to. Uh But I remember that Antigone had tried to talk Roddyard out of the bet he'd made with Eric Chapman.
I dare you to conduct a fun funeral.
I dare you to do anything else. What should we say? Fifty paint.
Make it sixty. Let's walk a mile in each other's shoes and see who blessed us first. You're on.
She hoped that Rudyard would change his mind in the morning, but no, he was resolute. Antigone gave up and marched downstairs to the kitchen. She was spitting
blood.
And making breakfast.
Oh why can't you think before I bring his big mouth? No consideration for the rest of us. He'll be off God knows where, and I'll have to work under Chapman. Under Chapman. And uh Chapman
Morning Why Shut up! You can't prove anything! That's how we're saying hello, is it? Yes, take it or leave it. You need a coffee. So just as well we got Rudyard this new kettle. Does
he like it? He's too busy writing a victory speech when he beats Eric Chapman. He's been at it for hours. What's he got so far? Um Ha ha, I've beaten you. I've
offered him notes, but he wouldn't take them. Right. Well, we can have some coffee anyway. Have you given it a whirl yet? No, because you bought the
wrong one. This isn't the kettle we chose in the market.
Yeah, sorry, the dealer wouldn't budge. But I saw this one going for a song at the next stall over. Second hand, but still in good niche. Looks almost new.
Mm. It is quite shiny. In fact. In fact it always has a sort of Or uh the way it's Glinting. What is that? So night.
I'll go open up. Make us a brew, could ya? Give the kettle a maiden voyage.
But I like that. Make us a brew indeed. So I suppose the proof of the pudding is in the boiling. Now where'd I leave my coffee mug? Mm. What was that? Hello? Is anybody there? Whoa. Where are you? I said, where are you? Are you hiding in the shadows? That's my hobby, get your own! Go! Where is it? What is it? Why now? Where did it come from? My God. The kettle. Whatever it is. It's in the kettle.
I'm taking it. What on earth? I could hear your moaning all the way down the corridor. You heard it. Possible not to. I'm sure you're upset I'll be gone a while, but you don't have to make a production out of it. That wasn't me, Roger. I swear it wasn't. I've neither the time nor the inclination to listen to your nonsense. So dry rides, come on, follow me! But but oh Right. Now are we all assembled? Where's Medlin?
With the way she knocked back the wine from the Argentine, I doubt she'll be conscious for hours. Poor
behavior. Very poor. I'll speak to her about that when I return. I will not have our reputation sullied by a paralytic mouse.
No, no, when you can sally it for us. Well
exactly Oh, I see. Antigone, I shall rise above your insults. They're merely your inimitable way of expressing sorrow at my departure.
Don't feel you need to come back.
I'll miss you too. Ah Would
you look who it is? The new boss. Different to what you used to, eh, Eric?
Yes. My funeral home doesn't have six layers of dust. Ha don't know what you're missing. So We do this, Rudyard?
How does Eric take over Fun Funerals while Rudyard seeks work?
Why? Backing us already?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:30
2
What happens when Rudyard bets Eric he can run a fun funeral?
0:30–5:40
3
How does Eric take over Fun Funerals while Rudyard seeks work?
5:40–10:07
4
Can Eric run a fun funeral with limited resources, and how does Antigone handle customers?
10:07–12:24
5
Is Antigone’s secondhand kettle haunted?
12:24–14:57
6
What jobs does Rudyard try, and can Eric succeed with a budget funeral?
14:57–19:22
7
Can Eric avoid refunding a customer after a late funeral?
19:22–21:32
8
Why is Rudyard determined to prove he is more than an undertaker?
21:32–29:55