Rudyard Ruins Everything: A Very Mini Series - DAY 3
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How does Eric plan to beat Rudyard in the funeral wager?
Radiard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't any more. However At this moment Radyad isn't working there, and Eric Chapman is. It's all part of their ridiculous wager, which Eric is still confident of winning. But Rajyard isn't beaten yet. Because Rudyard has a plan. The Wooden Overcoats Anniversary Special by David K. Barnes. Ruddyard Ruins Everything. Day three. After the gruelling events of the previous day, Eric Chapman had been prepared to throw in the towel, and Until he realized that Rodyard was fighting on And so, in the morning, While some of us were still in bed after consuming too much wine from the Argentine, the Eric set to work.
If Rod wants a fight, we'll give him a fight. And when I say fight, I obviously mean a funeral.
We're not giving him a funeral. It's for Nigel's Aunt Dolly.
Yes, but if I can pull off a proper, fun funeral, that means I'll win the bet. And winning is the best revenge.
I thought it was living well. I can do both. Right. Well in that case you better sod off and get the stuff for the funeral. Wood, flowers, and fluid. You got that?
Yep. Wood first, so you can start on the coffin. I'll head to the timbyard now.
I'm telling you, chopping down trees is so much quicker.
No, we're not stooping to Rudyard's methods. We're doing this the proper way. The owner of the timber yard is a friend of mine. I'm sure he can swing as a discount. I'd rather swing an axe. And that's why it's confiscated.
Morning, Eric. All
set for Aunt Dolly's funeral tomorrow. Absolutely, Nigel. I may be working here right now, but your aunt's still getting the best funeral she's ever had.
I'm so glad to hear it. I don't suppose I could nab you for my fundraiser, too. Raising money for the church roof?
Uh, sorry, Nigel, but I can't risk it. The last thing I'd want to do is overcommit and disappoint you.
You could never disappoint me, Eric. Now then, Georgie, what's all this about a spooky old kettle?
A spooky what? Yep, ignore that. Just go and get the stuff, yeah? He said a
spooky old kettle.
He says a lot of things. I do, yeah. Right, come on, Nigel. Bye, Eric. Enjoy your
Yourselves?
Mm. Antigone hadn't slept well at all. She'd been plagued with nightmares about the dubious diabolical kettle presently sitting in their kitchen. Now wide awake and determined to make a coffee, Antigone was creeping nervously towards the kettle, hoping against hope that it wasn't really haunted. Hello? Yes, this was Peak. Antigone.
Can you hear me?
Why does Antigone think the kettle in her kitchen is haunted?
I'd really like a decaf. I'm sorry, but I need to boil you.
Lord. As I live and breathe. Oh, Reverend, did you hear it? Yes, yes, I heard. Yeah, I I'd scarcely dare to believe it. Georgie, you were right. There are spirits here amongst us. I knew it. No, it can't be true. It can't be. Oh But it can. In fact, it is.
The
still point between this life and the next. is located within your kettle?
Primey. Nine quid was a
bargain. I'd have held out for fiver. Still. Make no mistake, this is extraordinary.
Why
it's fantastic. It's annoying and I'm thirsty. Yeah, Nigel, do you reckon you could exercise it for us? I could try. Yes, I could try,
but Do I have the right? Yes, get rid of the bloody thing. But Antigone, what if it
likes being in there? I'd hate
to evict a ghost from its home.
What about our home? How is anyone supposed to make hot drinks around here when our kettle is possessed? I'm afraid that
possession is nine-tenths of the law. You see. Of all the kettles, in all the kitchens, in all the world. It came into yours, said That makes it unique. In fact. That makes it a
miracle! A miracle? Come on, mate. It's only a cattle. Shut up, kettle. No one asked you.
Reverend, you can't seriously suggest that our kettle has spiritual significance.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:30
2
How does Eric plan to beat Rudyard in the funeral wager?
0:30–3:26
3
Why does Antigone think the kettle in her kitchen is haunted?
3:26–5:37
4
How does Reverend Wavering turn a haunted kettle into a church fundraiser?
5:37–8:25
5
Why can’t Eric get the timber he needs to build Aunt Dolly’s coffin?
8:25–13:32
6
How does Madeline end up being mistaken for a ghost in the kettle?
13:32–18:29
7
How does Rudyard sabotage Eric by taking over Piffling Vale’s businesses?
18:29–23:15
8
What happens when Eric and Georgie try to cut down a tree for the funeral?
23:15–31:57