Wrath of Pod
Episodes
Dude, You Honor Me (S5 E11)
25 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special episode, Marcus and Deanna summarize all of Season 5, review the entire series, and also break down all of the mischief and mayhe...
Reverse Fresh Prince (S5 E10)
11 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This season and series finale features the most long-awaited death scene ever! But first, Moses just has to give one final speech. He individually ble...
Send the Serpent Wine Back (S5 E9)
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Dust off your cowboy hats, warm up your accordion, and get ready to swing – it’s a musical episode! Moses opens his final song with a catchy banjo...
Boss Who’s Trying to Be Cool Energy (S5 E8)
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Moses tells the assembled crowd that their relationship with God is totally exclusive, whether they like it or not – and it’s going to involve ope...
Zebulon from the Planet Zebular (S5 E7)
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
God continues quizzing Moses, starting with a set of laws that combine food taxes with storytelling. But when a crowd gathers outside and demands a fe...
Boy Meets Girl, Girl Shaves Head (S5 E6)
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
God himself drops by Moses’s house to give him a pop quiz about some laws, a surprising number of which involve stoning children, destroying other n...
Oddly Specific Manslaughter Example (S5 E5)
06 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Moses gets by with a little help from his friends in this episode, as Joshua, Caleb, and Mummy Joseph drop by to check on everyone’s favorite doomed...
Don’t Be Baal-Curious (S5 E4)
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Another episode, another drunken litany of reminders from Moses. As he shuffles home after the party, he talks about a blessing MacGuffin, burn books,...
Stop Complaining, Start Circumcising (S5 E3)
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Moses somehow increases the pace on his rapid-fire carrot-and-stick reminders – one moment he’s waxing poetic about an awesome new theme park in C...
God’s Worst Punishment is FOMO (S5 E2)
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Moses continues his “tell not show” retirement party speech, and his bitterness at being excluded from the Canaan party really comes out. He follo...
Cats But It’s Camels (S5 E1)
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the season opener for Season 5, “Study of the Dudes”! Moses gives a rambling farewell speech at his retirement party that would put your gr...
Stardew Valley with Sacrifices (S4 review)
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Deanna review Season 4: Numbers! What exactly was God’s relationship with that rock? How might the noble sport of curling be featured in ...
We Need the Game of Thrones Intro (S4 E9)
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This season finale has it all! God opens with some more misogynist rules, and then quickly pivots to violence, sending the Israelite army out for an e...
This Could Have Been an Email, God (S4 E8)
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Moses’s anxiety about dropping dead at any moment peaks as God orders yet another census of the Israelites (which is mostly an excuse to channel his...
God Talks Out of His Ass (S4 E7)
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Having seen the death and destruction visited on his neighbors by the Israelite army, local king Balak tries a different tactic, hiring Certified Hedg...
Aaron is A-Wrong (S4 E6)
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
God starts off this week’s episode with a recipe for the world’s most disgusting sports drink, followed immediately by a terrible eulogy for poor ...
All Aboard the Karen Cruise (S4 E5)
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Israelites’ addiction to complaining continues, with Korah and his followers whining about how Moses and Aaron have too much power. God first th...
Stone the Optimists (S4 E4)
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Israelites try their hand at spycraft this week, sending people to scout out the land of Canaan. They steal some mutant grapes and bring back repo...
Manscaping with a Switchblade (S4 E3)
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
God is back and sassier than ever in this week’s episode! He starts off as we’ve come to expect, focusing excessively on the importance of nightli...
Witchcraft Punch Card (S4 E2)
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you were hoping for a big battle scene this week after last week’s army muster, well, too bad! Instead of marching his awesome new army into batt...
Scottish Techno (S4 E1)
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
True to its name, Season 4: Numbers opens with lots and lots of numbers, as God gets jittery about the neighbors and conscripts all men over 20 into h...
Canonical Lord of the Rings (S3 review)
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Deanna review Season 3: Leviticus! Will God finally let Moses take a day off? What kind of punishment is appropriate for using stupid corpo...
Dwelling in Superman’s Booth (S3 E3)
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this final episode of the season, God brain-dumps the last of his laws while practicing his best flight-attendant voice and wearing his best pair o...
Secret Twilight Fan (S3 E2)
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
God’s call-in radio show pivots to cooking tips this episode, revealing his preferences for hooves, cud, fins, scales, and grasshoppers. Then God sh...
Car Talk but for Sacrifices (S3 E1)
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3 opens with God at the mic of his new call-in radio show, where he solves all of your sin-related problems. Accidentally overheard an oath? Sa...
Steampunk Tabernacle (S2 review)
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Deanna review all of Season 2: Exodus! They discuss God’s introverted tendencies, spread rumors about a schism on the writing team, reima...
Gritty Care Bears (S2 E10)
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2 finale! The Israelites, led by head artisans Bedazzle and Fancy Drapery Care Bear, follow God’s divine Ikea instructions to finally build t...
Brokeback Mount Sinai (S2 E9)
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
God (finally!) wraps up his long-winded presentation on top of Mount Sinai. Meanwhile, spurred on by the forceful head of the Hebrew Complaint Brigade...
Moses Sends Skull Emojis (S2 E8)
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
God continues his very detail-oriented corporate keynote presentation to Moses. To add insult to injury, God names Moses’s brother, Aaron, as the fi...
God's TED Talk (S2 E7)
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
God does his best Steve Jobs impression with a keynote presentation about building the world’s gaudiest tablet case. After coercing the Israelites i...
Employment-Related Piercing (S2 E6)
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Emboldened by his bestselling ‘top ten laws’, God tries his hand at creating some lesser ones. Peering down from his cloud at the top of Mount Sin...
Chat GPT (God Prophet Telephone) (S2 E5)
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moses is suffering under the heavy demands of his job: sitting in judgment over every petty disagreement the Hebrews can come up with, and dealing wit...
Anything Can Happen When You Sneeze (S2 E4)
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
God loads up Google Maps and directs the Israelites towards Canaan via the Red Sea, which he divides in two with the mother of all sneezes. Pharaoh po...
God Is Anti-Donkey (S2 E3)
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The plagues continue with swarms of monstrous bugs, things that go bump in the night, and straight up murder. Moses stars in ten seconds of an awesome...
Knee-Deep in Dead Frogs (S2 E2)
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After God fails to boost workplace morale, he attempts to use Moses to free the Hebrews from slavery while giving Pharaoh a case of heart disease. Sev...
In Case of Emergency, Circumcise (S2 E1)
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We open Season 2 with a Pharaoh who takes a Thanos-like approach to solving overpopulation by killing all of the male Hebrew babies. One lucky tot rid...
Cleanliness Is Next To Me-ness (S1 review)
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Deanna review Season 1: Genesis. Is a shadowy figure secretly pulling God’s strings from behind the scenes? What’s the best use for the...
Cameo From The Undertaker (S1 E12)
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season finale! Jacob comes down with an acute case of “I’m gonna die soon” and gathers his sons for one last chance to complain about that time ...
Pimp My Chariot (S1 E11)
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joseph pulls the plug on his revenge plans after his brothers turn their groveling up to 11. Joseph removes his glasses in a Clark-Kent-to-Superman-st...
Vampiric Bovine Scenario (S1 E10)
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
When Pharaoh’s sleep is disrupted by terrifying dreams of vampire cows, he springs world-renowned Dream Reader Joseph from jail. Joseph concludes th...
Big Pullout Game (S1 E9)
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joseph is out and proud with a fancy coat from his adoring father. Between that and his obsession with reading his dream journal out loud, the rest of...
God Joins the WWE (S1 E8)
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jacob freaks out about seeing Esau again and immediately ranks his household by their human-shield potential. God overdoes his attempts to lift Jacob’...
Rachel Pimps Jacob Out for Root Vegetables (S1 E7)
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On his way to Haran, Jacob uses a random stone as a pillow and has trippy dreams with distinct Led Zeppelin vibes. Speaking of stones, Jacob lifts a h...
Hellboy + Elmo + Teen Wolf vs. Goatman (S1 E6)
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rebecca gets pregnant with some “special help” from God. It’s twins! The first, Esau, has an unfortunate resemblance to Elmo crossed with Hellbo...
Camel Vending Machine (S1 E5)
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After Sarah dies, Abraham pushes his HR policies to breaking point to recruit his oldest servant into getting a wife for Isaac. After surpassing the l...
Everything From the Ankles Up is Sinful (S1 E4)
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah laughs at God and Abraham talks back. But God’s taking it easy this week by destroying only two cities instead of the whole world. We see firs...
He’s A Lot (S1 E3)
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Abram pretends that his wife is his sister so she can sleep with the Pharaoh. God isn’t impressed by this trick, so it’s time for a plague. God av...
Gopher Wood (S1 E2)
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a shocking twist, God hits ctrl-z on the whole world by using a lot of water. Noah receives oddly detailed instructions on building an ark and quic...
The Relentless Gideon PR Machine (S1 E1)
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the pilot episode! God wiggles his arms a lot and magics up the world. Later we meet a guy who would totally rat you out in middle school, a wo...