Christina P Goes To Kyrgyzstan | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir
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What is the opening banter and introduction to Christina Pazsitzky’s trip?
Hello trippers, welcome to a brand new episode of UB Trippin'. Tonight we have the main mommy yourself, the high and tight lady, the one who reinvented what a camel toe is. Christina Bazitski on the podcast today to tell us about Kyrgyzstan. Ben it, Ben it! Oh, oh, let's get excited! For a brand new episode of Yubi Trip with Kyrgyzstan. Guys, please do me a favor, wherever you're watching, uh listening, please subscribe. Uh YouTube will just randomly unsubscribe you sometimes. So do me a favor, click the subscribe button again, leave a comment, and pretty much just as always reach out to the guests and tell them you're having a now, you're having a blast listening to them. Um I'm Ari Shafir, this is Christina Bazinski, Kyrgyzstan, Yubi Trip and it starts now.
You stay yeah, in some a apartment that the Russians owned and now and now you I don't know who the fuck owns, but my family there, they've all been in the same apartment in Budapest.
So what is what is the credit system change at?
I want to buy a house. Cool, go to the bank, ask for a loan. Oh yeah, you wanna you wanna here we'll loan you look like we'll loan you whatever for your house. Can't do that shit anywhere else. Oh there it is. Yes it's the exact Oh my god I found it
Nice. Facebook comes in handy.
Holy shit. There's so is Jody Mill Miller so you own Jody Miller. Yeah. Yeah, of course, Sarah Tiana, Jody Miller and myself. Okay, I oh I'm so excited are we rolling? Okay,
we're rolling, but let's start.
And where you're going This is our Reese travel show, yeah. We're gonna talk about travel today. It's you be tripping
Guys, welcome to UB Trippin' it. It's a travel podcast. If it's the first time tuning in, it's uh an informational podcast that is not related to correct uh information in any way. It's just about someone's trip that they went on. Um so we get a lot of shit wrong, but all we do is talk about what happened. Uh I'm joined today by one of uh the Quad County Austin's top leading hairdressers um and goth enthusiasts, Christina Pazitsky.
Oh Ari Shafir, I'm so happy to be here. I love you so much. I love
you too, bud.
Now, before we get into this, which I can't believe my pictures are still on Facebook, but it's great that that's how we dug this up.
Yeah. So it comes in handy.
Um, I just wanna say thank you because when my life exploded in London. You you just happened to be on the way to this pub and I was hanging out with Francis Foster and I looked at my phone and TMZ had just blown up my shit and you walked in, I don't know if you remember that you said this, but you go, Well, I'm getting a divorce, huh? And then you go, you go, Yeah, Bert just called me and told me, shit. I wish I would have known that before I agreed to come here. That was probably the most sincere and like funniest thing.
I wish I had heard the next day. Like I'm on the way to meet you. I'm like, Oh cool, Christina's here, Francis, I'll hide some friends. I haven't had any friends there. And then on the way they're like, This massive thing that you you you'll need a day to be able to fake this that you don't know. And I'm like, uh and then I'm like ha I yeah, I heard. It's like
But also what a bummer for you. Like now you gotta deal with this bitch whining about
I'm on the tube going like hell yeah, she's drinking. I heard you're smoking cigs again. Woo and they're like, it's gonna be party. And
I'm like,
crying in a lager. That's so good. That's
so good. Oh, but I'm so thankful for you being there. I really am like just having you a familiar face was like everything. So I just want to tell you thank you for that. 'Cause that that really was like a horrible day. Especially
you're out isolated.
Yeah. In another country. That was fucking so amazing that you just happened to have moved there like what, two weeks? No, a month.
Tops w maybe less, maybe like three or four weeks, yeah. Just got there. So I was also like sick, I need a I need a friend. Yeah. And you were too
wild.
Yeah.
Anyway, the show is cool.
You always dress like that at shows?
Just like what? A gothic queen?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and introduction to Christina Pazsitzky’s trip?
0:01–5:42
2
How do Christina and Ari describe performing stand‑up in a war zone?
5:42–6:27
3
What are the shocking details about Kyrgyzstan’s makeshift toilets and waste disposal?
6:27–7:37
4
Why do the hosts compare bathroom cultures around the world, from bidets to squat toilets?
7:37–48:42
5
What traumatic experiences did Christina share about Afghanistan and the war?
48:42–53:33
6
How does the conversation shift to the surprising Kyrgyzstan painting and art purchase?
53:33–1:03:23
7
What practical travel tips and cultural advice do Ari and Christina discuss for future trips?
1:03:23–1:08:17
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and preview upcoming projects?
1:08:17–1:35:22
Speakers
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